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I just did some kind of movement like I was a waiter serving two hot plates of eggs. |
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sort of pushing down two giant springs with both hands whilst standing on on a space hopper |
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walking a couple of meters at time with music watching my feet |
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if they played D'n'B at the dim sum, i'd be selecting morsels to it. really, we're looking at the entire set of things i've done to D'n'B. then, about every third thing i do is odd (the rest are even [worse]). i had hour-long videos of me making stir fry to a ceephax videos on youtube that i deleted. i think you get the idea |
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ceephax track. i'm pretty sure i did stir-fry jungle at one point, but i more remember slicing up mushrooms to UAB. RIP "the wokking dead," one of my less worthwhile side-projects i shelved along with 40oz bottles of steel reserve. |
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if we restrict it to dancing like the thread specified, well, how about crab walking in a wheelie chair to a jodey kendrick album? you know, hands on the floor along with feet, haaands! feeeeeet. haaaands! feeeeet. and i was doing it to. in theory, i recorded this on video, but i've never even played it back and i'm not sure if i was even in the same microcosm the camera was pointed at |
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then there's always on the floor on your back squirming your limbs like an upturned beetle to a john b album |
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my basic perspective is that the whole world is a giant gymnasium slash D'n'B gym. it was my natural state of being, and over the years, i was gradually programmed to be careful and not climb over everything. the barriers began to crack when i resumed walking on curbs as if they were balance beams. people would get mad at me for it! kids do that. stop it. stop it right now. how old are you? eventually i found the winning answer: old enough to do as i please. if the mood strikes, i'll hop and leap across a parking lot instead of walking. skipping like a little child. i do it because i have trouble sitting still, trouble not fidgeting, trouble doing all sorts of shit, and it weighs me down like rocks. but then, there's striking a balance between not giving a shit vs. not making a scene. i still care about not making a scene, just barely end sum, though, if i'm at some party and the music is loud, simply moving from one side of the room to another becomes a piece of performance art. dodging arms and stepping over dead soldiers (beer cans, solo cups) and it only takes a little bit of drunken encouragement from onlookers before i'm doing a jump, dive, and roll over the back of the couch. little has changed since i've gotten in shape and quit heavy drinking, except i injure myself a lot less when i do those sort of things curb-as-balance-beam is fun. it's a managable challenge that takes my scattershot mind; focuses it on skill-building. balance and motion. why am i walking on the curb, madame hair lady? well, er... why are you not? hmpf. upturn my nose and keep curbing along |
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First I pulled my pants down then I took my weiner out, then I went flippy floppy flip |
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that was one of the best moments from wolf of wall street. |
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popping zits on mel gibsons back while needing to pee |
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I want to say a Bloody Mary is the most meta of drinks but I don't know what I'd mean by saying that. |
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bloody mary was invented because mary whats-her-name disliked sweet mixed drinks, and most all mixed drinks involve sugar. that's what you mean, i think. i know this because i am the same: i never liked sugary mixed drinks. quick path to a hangover imo |
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