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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-08-25 06:54 [#02502314]
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Hi, I'm Morton Throckworth. I have a super-important
job: When a celebrity dies, I'm in charge of changing the
verb tense on their Wikipedia page. You know,
is a
professional musician goes to was a professional
musican. I don't add the Death section, though
that's someone else's job. The article is locked to prevent
entrollment of the recently deceased; only select editors of
Wikipedia can work on the page. I take very much pride in my
work. Once I was accidentally transferred to the office
phone of Jimmy Wales himself by accident. When he told me he
was very busy, he said it with the deepest and utmost
respect, and I felt very proud to be a part of the team. The
internet would break without guys like us



 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-08-25 22:37 [#02502378]
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the most ridiculous recent thing? 'the pain of the pope' as
comment to the recent earthquake that happened in central
italy


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-25 22:43 [#02502380]
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^ yeah the earthquake probably dislodged one of his
hemorrhoids

benedict pope looked like HR Giger but creepier

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-08-25 23:10 [#02502381]
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i did all the sacraments, except wedding.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-25 23:17 [#02502382]
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body of christ etc..

the older you get the weirder it all seems


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-08-25 23:24 [#02502383]
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the father of a friend told me that in the past in italy you
would have had difficulty finding a job without all the
sacraments, in an era when there was plenty of job for
everyone


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-25 23:38 [#02502384]
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yeah bit like how the masons help each other over here, with
their funny handshakes


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-08-26 05:17 [#02502390]
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Celebrity_Hemorrhoids:Talk


 


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