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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-08-25 06:47 [#02502313]
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i was shopping at a shaw's for cookies. shaw's is cheap
(and sells cookies) so you have to check the dates on things
or they'll pull a fast one on ya (sell ya stale cookies).
sometimes it's all expired, or almost there, you know?

so i'm going through a dozen bags of chocolate chip cookies.
i've scouted where the machine spits out the relevant date
and i'm in my groove, having adjusted past the first two or
three to what numbers i need to expect to read upside-down.
then i hear a lady yelling at her kid:

No, don't touch that! Don't touch it unless you want to
buy it. No one wants your grubby hands all over their food.
Put it down


on and on. i'd spotted the lady in an aisle earlier, barking
orders at her poor child, who moved like a trained Navy SEAL
doing her bidding with lightning precision. she would never
manhandle the donuts; no sir. or maybe she would, as
rebellion? in any case, it was one of those conversations
that was just loud enough to be out of place and i felt like
it could be meant for me.

i took my time and then checked them all a second time just
to be sure. one can never be too careful


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-08-25 22:29 [#02502376]
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come on my cookie selecta


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-08-25 22:31 [#02502377]
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i first read the name squarepusher into a mac board, there
was an american woman, she said 'so you like aphex twin,
autechre, squarepusher...' and i said 'yes, yes' i only knew
aphex


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-08-26 05:19 [#02502391]
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did you plug an sm58 into this mackie board or did you just
yell squarepusher at it?


 


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