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offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-08-24 00:29 [#02502269]
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tortoises happened into my life


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-08-24 00:33 [#02502270]
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i discovered they are eaten by crocodiles with image search
(google)


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2016-08-24 00:50 [#02502271]
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I LIKE TURTLES


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-08-24 00:52 [#02502272]
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so, last saturday it was raining slightly, so i thought
about Hyperflakes post on here and i went out for a walk to
a park at the border of the town with another town. there
are corn fields, now very high, giant threes and all the
shit. there is also an artificial lake there, so i decided
to sit at the border of it to smoke a cigarette. it was
raining, so it was magic. then, one by one, the heads of at
least 20 tortoises appear from the water, approciating me
slowly and ordinately, until i was surrounded by them. then,
some couple of them started what seemed like a fuck. i
wonder if they were left starving for so long that they
learned to perform sex for food.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-24 06:33 [#02502280]
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sure they weren't terrapins?

sorry to be pedantic they are more or less the same thing


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-08-24 06:54 [#02502283]
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it's turtles tortoises weasels
abstractions all the way down, professor.

an abstraction can be visualized as a wireframe geometric
primitive with approximately thirty faces, and a control
panel bolted on the side. first, you master this control
panel. then you bust it open to rewire it, and discover
another abstraction inside.

an abstraction can be visualized as a wireframe geometric
primitive with approximately thirty faces, and a control
panel bolted on the side. first, you master this control
panel. then you bust it open to rewire it, and discover
another abstraction inside.

an abstraction can be visualized as a wireframe geometric
primitive with approximately thirty faces, and a control
panel bolted on the side. first, you master this control
panel. then you bust it open to rewire it, and discover
another abstraction inside.

an abstraction can be visualized as a wireframe geometric
primitive with approximately thirty faces, and a control
panel bolted on the side. first, you master this control
panel. then you bust it open to rewire it, and discover
another abstraction inside.

an abstraction can be visualized as a wireframe geometric
primitive with approximately thirty faces, and a control
panel bolted on the side. first, you master this control
panel. then you bust it open to rewire it, and discover
another abstraction inside.

an abstraction can be visualized as a wireframe geometric
primitive with approximately thirty faces, and a control
panel bolted on the side. first, you master this control
panel. then you bust it open to rewire it, and discover
another abstraction inside.

eventually you've had it with this comp sci nerd hazing and
switch to business/communications


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-08-24 12:30 [#02502287]
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Yes they were terrapins, i dont know why i said tortoises, i
meant turtles


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-08-24 19:06 [#02502293]
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i said tortoises because it sounded more like the italian
tartarughe


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-24 21:00 [#02502301]
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perhaps they were paying homage to you if this happened
before Christ was born you would have been seen as a
prophet, or at least have been in one of Aesop's fables


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-08-24 21:09 [#02502303]
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yes it could be, but reality is that when animals are used
to receive food from men they do this kind of stuff. it
happened to me before, with camels too.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-24 21:13 [#02502304]
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yes, association, when they see you their stomachs rumbled


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-08-24 21:16 [#02502305]
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what i wonder about is the reproduction act


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-08-24 21:23 [#02502306]
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i will bring them some bread the next time i go


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-24 22:00 [#02502307]
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LAZY_TITLE

giant slices of tomatoes,

i was telling Freqy ducks go mad for peas, i wonder if he
fed any ducks peas


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-08-24 22:04 [#02502308]
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but they are into water, i think bread is the only thing i
could give that floats


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-08-24 22:12 [#02502309]
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you feed peas to ducks? sounds fun


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-08-25 06:56 [#02502315]
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what's the italian for titillage?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-08-25 06:57 [#02502316]
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freqy ducks go mad for peas

sounds like this. good vid. don't miss the david
elsewhere eutow fetal ball curl-up tweened over in flash
with a cartoon duck. i certainly didn't


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-25 12:12 [#02502325]
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absolute frenzy


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-08-25 12:26 [#02502329]
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Haha


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-25 13:00 [#02502335]
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*looks shifty*
imagine going to the local park and filling your buttcrack
full of peas,


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-08-25 13:20 [#02502339]
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Sounds like a valid alternative to the bidet


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-25 13:21 [#02502341]
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yes its what the ancient egyptians used to do, its why the
venerated ducks so highly


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-08-25 13:22 [#02502342]
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Lol


 


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