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tortoises happened into my life |
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i discovered they are eaten by crocodiles with image search (google) |
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I LIKE TURTLES |
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so, last saturday it was raining slightly, so i thought about Hyperflakes post on here and i went out for a walk to a park at the border of the town with another town. there are corn fields, now very high, giant threes and all the shit. there is also an artificial lake there, so i decided to sit at the border of it to smoke a cigarette. it was raining, so it was magic. then, one by one, the heads of at least 20 tortoises appear from the water, approciating me slowly and ordinately, until i was surrounded by them. then, some couple of them started what seemed like a fuck. i wonder if they were left starving for so long that they learned to perform sex for food. |
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sure they weren't terrapins? sorry to be pedantic they are more or less the same thing |
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it's abstractions all the way down, professor. an abstraction can be visualized as a wireframe geometric primitive with approximately thirty faces, and a control panel bolted on the side. first, you master this control panel. then you bust it open to rewire it, and discover another abstraction inside. an abstraction can be visualized as a wireframe geometric primitive with approximately thirty faces, and a control panel bolted on the side. first, you master this control panel. then you bust it open to rewire it, and discover another abstraction inside. an abstraction can be visualized as a wireframe geometric primitive with approximately thirty faces, and a control panel bolted on the side. first, you master this control panel. then you bust it open to rewire it, and discover another abstraction inside. an abstraction can be visualized as a wireframe geometric primitive with approximately thirty faces, and a control panel bolted on the side. first, you master this control panel. then you bust it open to rewire it, and discover another abstraction inside. an abstraction can be visualized as a wireframe geometric primitive with approximately thirty faces, and a control panel bolted on the side. first, you master this control panel. then you bust it open to rewire it, and discover another abstraction inside. an abstraction can be visualized as a wireframe geometric primitive with approximately thirty faces, and a control panel bolted on the side. first, you master this control panel. then you bust it open to rewire it, and discover another abstraction inside. eventually you've had it with this comp sci nerd hazing and switch to business/communications |
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Yes they were terrapins, i dont know why i said tortoises, i meant turtles |
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i said tortoises because it sounded more like the italian tartarughe |
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perhaps they were paying homage to you if this happened before Christ was born you would have been seen as a prophet, or at least have been in one of Aesop's fables |
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yes it could be, but reality is that when animals are used to receive food from men they do this kind of stuff. it happened to me before, with camels too. |
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yes, association, when they see you their stomachs rumbled |
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what i wonder about is the reproduction act |
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i will bring them some bread the next time i go |
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giant slices of tomatoes, i was telling Freqy ducks go mad for peas, i wonder if he fed any ducks peas |
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but they are into water, i think bread is the only thing i could give that floats |
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you feed peas to ducks? sounds fun |
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what's the italian for titillage? |
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freqy ducks go mad for peas sounds like . good vid. don't miss the david elsewhere eutow fetal ball curl-up tweened over in flash with a cartoon duck. i certainly didn't |
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absolute frenzy |
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Haha |
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*looks shifty* imagine going to the local park and filling your buttcrack full of peas, |
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Sounds like a valid alternative to the bidet |
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yes its what the ancient egyptians used to do, its why the venerated ducks so highly |
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Lol |
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