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offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-07-29 17:12 [#02501046]
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my t shirts smell like feet when i sweat


 

offline Portnoy on 2016-07-29 17:14 [#02501048]
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how do you dry it? For some stupid reason we're not allowed
to hang our clothes outside, so we hang it inside and it
takes ages to dry and the clothes get all stinky.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-07-29 17:16 [#02501050]
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i dont dry them in the sun because it takes away the color.
i dry them in the bathroom that sometimes smell of piss (its
a shared bathroom). could be that? sometimes i take the
clothes out and they smell already


 

offline Portnoy on 2016-07-29 17:18 [#02501051]
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a little off topic but earlier I was going up an escalator
and the guy above me farted in my face. Speaking of bad
smells.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-07-29 17:19 [#02501053]
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haha!


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-07-29 17:22 [#02501054]
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the smell they do sometimes its annoying, makes you really
feel shit when theres other people around


 

offline Mr Dictionary on 2016-07-29 17:24 [#02501055]
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i think you're infusing your shirt with bathroom smells.
molecules sticking to the water.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-07-29 17:26 [#02501056]
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i'll dry them in my room then


 

offline Portnoy on 2016-07-29 17:32 [#02501057]
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do you have a fan? the quicker it dries the better imo


 

offline Portnoy on 2016-07-29 17:33 [#02501058]
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your avatar is very cool


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-07-29 17:40 [#02501060]
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yes, i have a fan. i have to add i leave them in the
bathroom for several days after they dry becacuse im too
lazy to iron them right away


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-07-29 17:42 [#02501061]
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yours is cool as well


 

offline Portnoy on 2016-07-29 17:55 [#02501064]
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cheers, I like it too (obviously)

thanks for a soothing thread about Laundry, mohamed.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-07-29 17:57 [#02501065]
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i went to talk about the renewal of my contract smelling of
feet, luckily they're compassionate people


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-07-29 18:02 [#02501066]
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lol


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-07-29 18:35 [#02501067]
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perhaps tbey are secret foot fetishist and when your out
they sniff your sock basket whilst covered in poo


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-07-29 18:46 [#02501068]
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nasty!


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-07-30 05:11 [#02501082]
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i generally dry my clothes in a clothes dryer, have those
not made their way over to europe yet? would explain some
rumours i've heard


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-07-30 11:06 [#02501091]
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ive seen them only in coin laundries


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-07-30 19:32 [#02501095]
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we invented Americans and dont you forget it


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-07-30 23:49 [#02501119]
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If your clothes don't try quick enough, a terrible damp
smell arises. Especially if put in the cupboard not 100%
dry.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2016-07-30 23:52 [#02501120]
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It's the "Innsmouth smell". Congratulations, you shall swim
out to that brooding reef in the sea and dive down through
black abysses to Cyclopean and many-columned Y’ha-nthlei,
and in that lair of the Deep Ones you shall dwell amidst
wonder and glory for ever.



 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2016-07-31 08:18 [#02501125]
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yah, had that aswell...
heres some tips:
1. always leave your machine open after washing
(to prevent mold and smells,
make sure theres no cats around and close doors/windows)
2. get washingmachine cleaner tabs
(sometimes your machine is old and smelly)
3. check your machine gums for greasy gooey nasty
(sometimes it gets stuck inside the door gums)
4. get a detergent that kills bacteria
(especially for your clothes that already took on smell)
5. as you figured out, dry em fast

maybe go to a public parlour once and use anti bacterial
detergent, 60 degrees on all clothes that dont shrink and a
dry cleaner afterwards to get rid of the smell, for a first
time.
They usuall have large machines which take all your clothes
at once (all those that are fit for the same setting that
is)

Once your clothes took on nasties it sometimes isnt worth
keeping them. And when buying clothes keep in mind plastic
fibres dry faster, but they take on smells more quickly and
once they have a bad stench, you may never get it out again
ever.

hope this works out for you as well as it has for me, mo!
i happily dry my clothes on the attic. in summertime its so
hot that by the time youre finished putting up the clothes,
you can already start picking them up again, they dry that
fast!!
cheers & enjoy summer .-)



 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2016-07-31 08:27 [#02501126]
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or what fleetmouse said


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-07-31 11:18 [#02501132]
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thanks for the advices mate, i'll see what i can do. i know
what you mean, some clothes just smell forever, i hope my t
shirts are in the category of those that don't! i just
bought them, at the beginning of this summer. they were
cheap, 5 euros each but i hope they can do until the end of
the summer at least


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-07-31 11:39 [#02501133]
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who knew coming on here i would be presented with such
quality information!


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2016-07-31 18:55 [#02501162]
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thx, my old self found out the hard way
and gladly passes on the info.
however, still waiting for pics of ppl humping
their rumbling machines..


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-07-31 21:15 [#02501167]
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^ id send you one but mine isnt a sexy toploader, it just a
drab front loading stylee


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2016-08-01 09:11 [#02501169]
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aaah these toploaders...
i hear when you fill in too much detergent,
they will flow over in a white and gushy manner,
like big old faithful.
but that is just another fetish..


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-08-01 12:32 [#02501171]
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It's just got to do with dampness. I feel I'm not only being
ignored, but have to repeat myself. Nothing to do with
detergent, but humidity. Yawn.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2016-08-01 14:40 [#02501172]
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was you machine empty at 90 degrees with a big cup off
vinegar. I'm deadly serious.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-01 16:00 [#02501174]
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gf is always using soda crystals for everything and vinegar,
stick em down the sink and stuff, stick em down the drain
and down the toilet, stick em in your coffee cups, probably
sticks em in my food for all i know


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-08-01 17:34 [#02501177]
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its summer, they dry super quickly comparing to the winter.
i will try with the vinegar


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-08-01 21:08 [#02501179]
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the machine is going. the only vinegar i found expired in
2013, i hope it doesn't mess things up


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-08-02 22:57 [#02501193]
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jesus christ, no wonder there's so much unrest over there as
of late. get with the program. get one of them LG shits that
plays happy melodies and molecularly teleports your wet
clothes over to the dryer automagically. tempers will be
better after not fighting through a bedroom jungle of odor
jerseys. hell, jerseys won't even odor. as much. better
moods, smelling better... next, we'll work on bathing
reguarly


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-08-02 22:58 [#02501194]
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that's one of those little things that shouldn't blow my
mind, but does... like, seriously? you don't have dryers
over there? i can't even remember i saw one without the
other. every time i've been in europe i did dry cleaners or
laundry service...


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2016-08-03 08:06 [#02501246]
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i was dead certain about that aswell, russel
and it appears to be a major factor,
however theres more to it than that
and other variables mustnt be ignored
my gf for example never lets it dry fast,
she often picks it up hours later.
Clothes take all day or longer to dry in her bathroom.
sometimes even has to wait until the first half of the load
is done til she can dry the rest. however her clothes barely
ever seem to catch any stench.

She is careful about bacteria so she always washes underwear
and syntheitc sportswear at 60° and sometimes uses special
detergent. so i guess clever seperations and washing at
higher temperatures, aswell as antibacterial det do have an
impact.
Aswell as grimey machines.
Taking care of that helped me, when my clothes smelled.

i just wanted to add this to the equation,
the damp factor still is huge imo and you have been heard
.-)



 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2016-08-03 08:12 [#02501247]
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i seriously enjoyed dry cleaners during my stay in
portsmouth, however i hear its bad for colors and fabric.
dunno if thats true, but along with the initial cost of the
machine it kept me from buying one of those. and then we all
know why melmac exploded, dont we?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-08-03 08:18 [#02501248]
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who or what is melmac?

...and, no, i mean dryers, not dry cleaners. school trips
you'd send your laundry off in a sack and it'd go off
somewhere and come back. business trips i'd take my shit to
some local place and keep the recipt so i could expense it
later. never lived the athlete foot life and backpacked;
never stuck around long enough to rent a flat and find a
coin-op. when i visited paris, i remember what i wanted most
was photos of the eiffel tower from underneath. that's never
in the brouchures. then my camera went missing; probably
stolen. it was a crap cheap film camera and i was more mad
about the loss of my eiffel underbelly photo shoot than the
loss of the camera itself. but then i bought a laser pointer
for five francs off one of the black guys hanging about sun
king's castle and successfully told a pickpocket to fuck off
on the subway and felt a bit more alright about france.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-08-03 08:26 [#02501249]
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oh, yes, i also saw saint michael's mont, and it was just
like the aphex track -- quite good. some of my classmates
ordered a beverage with their crepes not knowing it was
alcoholic, and the french promptly served up the surprise
booze. it wasn't anything strong, but one of the partakers
was a 4ft hyperactive gal and i could tell she really,
really enjoyed saint michael's mont. i was jealous. super
mad i'd passed up on surprise booze crepes, because i
thought they were just crepes.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-08-03 09:21 [#02501252]
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come to think of it, calling saint michael's mont ~quite
good~ would probably piss off the french as well.

LAZY_TOWER


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2016-08-03 09:48 [#02501253]
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uhm, yes wrong word. you know what i meant .-)
passing up on surprise booze crepes can ruin it all...
made my 1st suzettes earlier this year without firing them
up.
they were exquisite.
Rembering the crab soup i ate in marazion, before visiting
mt. st. michel. It kept me from hunger during that day. I
was able to take a lot of pictures of that stunning site all
the while being pursued by some german family who probably
had no clue i was chuckling over their babbles. At first
they kind of annoyed me, like, what the hell are they doing
here on my castle? But when they took photos of themselves,
i asked them to take one of me on one of the tower aswell.
Qickly rushing onto the last boat going back to marazion, i
had no clue of what abysmal odissey i was about to begin
traveling back to crantock by public bus service. The jolly
two surfdudes which gave me a ride south, had taken off to
catch some waves instead of climbing boring castles. so it
took me about four buses in five hours in total to arrive
past midnight at the camp site. Each bus or stop with
another little anecdote to enrich the story, like the asian
girl in bus number one, who didnt look at me until i took
out my camera, which immedeately brought me her attention
and a nice conversation, or the old man on the bus stop who
told me everything about the route he always took to visit a
sick friend in the hospital, the beautyful church on the
last stop, when i was finally able to buy some apples. I
hadnt had the time to shop and it was my second day abroad
so i gladly ate one. not to forget the last bus driver who
didnt halt on my stop, so i had to keep him company for
another round.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-08-04 07:05 [#02501312]
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i really have no idea what melmac is, or what it was
supposed to be. sort of like croissants before i visited
france. always hated them, until i realized every croissant
i'd ever had was shit. the hotels served up croissants for
breakfast that were amazing. even the bad ones. then i got
back to the usa and i haven't had a croissant since. the
ones stuffed with chocolate nut paste donut count; don't be
nuts

i have old skool analog photos of france in a storage bin
somewhere. that shit is worse than a pink floyd box set....
i should scan it before they fade off or crust up. wait, do
i really give a shit? well, here is my huge list of other
bullshit i bother myself about, this is roughly item number
#1067


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2016-08-04 08:40 [#02501317]
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melmac was the home planet to an alien lifeform (alf)
whose planet exploded because all its inhabitants
coincidently ran their dryers.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-08-04 09:13 [#02501318]
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i have a distant memory of actually watching alf once or
twice, but it's not really enough for that level of
dialogue, i'm afraid. to make matters worse, i saw
this a few years back and it overwrote the little
information i had left about alf, like a meme fisting. now
when i think of alf i think of that ladder loop, then my
brain wanders off into suede mason videos.


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2016-08-04 20:42 [#02501383]
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that clip couldve been titled as a david lynch guest
director episode :)im pretty sure alf tried to kill willi
from the very beginning in order to take his role as the
alpha male. this may be one of his most ambitious attempts.
i loved alf to an insane amount as a kid, i couldnt watch it
over again if my life depended on it. its a horrible show.
dunno if the original was any different to the dubbed german
though. however my brain is still filled with useless
information about it to this day.



 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-08-04 20:50 [#02501386]
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the end to Dinosaurs (TV Series) was fucking unreal. i saw
it as it aired, and it was like... what. wait, what?
i can't believe they're doing this. then, later, what did i
just watch, etc. did that actually mean what it appears to
mean or have i horribly misinterpreted somehow? i was pretty
young and it'd be a decade before i even got drunk, but in
retrospect it tripped me out hardcore.

but it's like 4'33... it blew our minds, but once it had,
it'd then been done, and any attempt to do it again would
come across as recycled turd. god bless whoever wrote that
show for absolutely smashing the expectations i had for a
sitcom show about dinosaurs on a children's tv channel.


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-08-04 22:03 [#02501394]
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I usually wash at 60, and if I dabble below, I'm usually ok.
Not saying you should dry it as fast as possible. Just
mentioning after a while if it's not totally dry and is
stacked among other stuff in a cupboard, 'gonvian', 'as I
call it, sets in. It can spread, it's fast, it has three
legs. Can smell sort of like like eggs: gonvian.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-08-04 22:33 [#02501399]
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i have a dryer with the settings cupboard dry, and extra dry
and other settings, i thought it was sort of a binary
concept, either something is dry or its not, i was clearly
mistaken


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-08-04 23:04 [#02501401]
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My building has a drier. But clearly, depending on the load,
fabrics type and depths, and for how long you put them on
for, and on what settings, you can Zzzzzzzzz


 


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