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...phobs sold xlt to the yakuza to cover the hefty european taxes? ...sandpaper grit only came in prime numbers? ...polonium 265 were on sale for 149? ...freqy was invisible? ...dog was two of gas? ...2 + 2 = 5? ...the pope smoked meth? ...you could only eat helium? ...johnny chiu lived forever? ...monoid could buy pants that fit? ...acid lords explained their hair policies? ...merck came back from the dead and bought out warp? ...digital was cool again? ...henry kloss was reincarnated as a NiChrone Golem? ...weed grew like a weed? ...raspberry pi came in grape? ...a black man bought one (1) two (2) liter of grape (grape) cola at the 12 or less aisle when i was there last monday waiting for one of the three people that told me to come do shit to text me back goddamn it guys seriously ...my focus lasted for more than three seconds? ...the yakuza busted xlt out? ...what. what. what indeed |
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Dunno. |
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"A black man bought one (1) two (2) liter of grape (grape) cola at the 12 or less aisle when i was there last monday waiting for one of the three people that told me to come do shit to text me back goddamn it guys seriously" Seriously, what? |
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multiple "mates" -- as the british call 'em -- texted me saying "i am bored come do shit" then i got in the neighborhood a bit later and whassup? i think my phone was fucking up, in retrospect, because one guy texted back, "yeah, i just got a flood of messages all at once." but before i figured that out, i was pretty much just chilling out in the shaw's parking lot and watching things; occasionally went in to buy a drink |
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Ok, why the need to say 'black', Ian? |
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who's ian? |
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the guy was whistling and humming in a way that felt like he wanted me to look at him. not necessarily me, just everyone there. hey, look at me, i'm humming and whistling. something about that always bothered me. fuck off, i'm counting out change for a soda, here. but after that, i do look, and it's a black man buying a two-liter of grape cola. nothing else. haw |
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what if... people noticed certain parts of ethnic stereotypes are actually no big deal, and reserved moments of righteous indignation for the stereotypes that are actually, truly offensive? black people like fried chicken and grape soda. a stereotype. a part of me has always though, "so what? the hell is wrong with grape cola and fried chicken? i like 'em both myself." yet referencing that generates as much outrage as calling black people lazy. it's so stupid. it bothers me more than actual racist people. |
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Where did the need to mention skin colour come from? was it a white guy, would you have mentioned it? I'm just comparing you to wmw |
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It is no big deal to call a card by its colour. Don't even try me. |
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candy-cornass brit, bet you plant loads of gardens and love tea |
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Bet I don't even live in the UK, like you wouldn't live in the US without your parents. |
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I just mean you're a pretentious, lonely fucker from the US. You want to be Twin Peaks, but you're 2 brokeback mountain girls. |
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Bet you live in mom and pop's basement, with all your gear. |
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Sorry I'm just drunk I guess. I do highly rate you. |
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That would be ok though I guess, if not cool, if you weren't a leech in his thirties. |
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Nah, love ya! I wish I could catch you with my phone. |
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Seventh twat |
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i may be many things but i don't go around the internet pretending to be a pokemon. you don't see me rocking a pikachu avatar my story is that i started coding when i was nine, had serious jobs by the time i was fourteen, and it took until almost thirty for me to have a run of bad luck and suddenly have no cash. most people have had this one back in college or something, right? but in college, i was working for the school IT deparment in session. a mechanical engineering firm summer and winter break. pretty much, i did the whole thing backwards. i had a serious career before most got started, i grew bored of it while others were still interns, and then when i finally hit a run of bad luck, i had no idea how to handle it and promptly made a huge mess of things. i've spent the last two years recovering from that. i don't think i ever will fully... |
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you cant have grave times! your EpicMegatrax! you can do just exactly whatever you want to do! |
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no, not quite. i can work inhumanly hard on my art projects and hours fly by and my posture becomes increasingly dire. but when i try to do my taxes, i get five minutes in and then start thinking about my art projects. then i try again; same thing. after a few times i get up to make some tea; stare out the kitchen window for fifteen minutes. then i see some interesting light artifact on the wall and go get my camera. then i go out for a walk. a week later my taxes are still not done and i hate myself. project on this stopic. |
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INTERNETS!! SCEPICSOFMEGATASKS!! : p-(-( : ) |
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yeah we say mates, wanna make something of it?? you starting? |
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dog was two of gas? |
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...god was one of us. |
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heh heh |
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You know when you think you made a comment in a thread, but you didn't? |
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That story does upset me, I must admit. You're clearly a very smart guy. I am sure you can turn it round. |
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it's not on me. there's a list of known racists on here and anything racist i say is their fault |
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do you believe in god? well, er, i believe in some sort of higher order to the universe, but not in a giant man with a beard, no. do you renounce satan and all his works? the buddha says one can learn something from everyone; i prefer to keep my mind open Do you believe in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord, who was born of the Virgin Mary was crucified, died, and was buried, rose from the dead, and is now seated at the right hand of the Father? now that's just absurd |
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you want some chemtrails? i figure jesus had fucked hardcore with the incumbant political powers of rome, upturning bitcoin carts at the laundromat and shit. he knew they were going to cross him sooner or later, so he found a body double and said: yeah, i'm going to make all this shit about i'ma comin' back like a bad burrito on this non-gregorian calendar date hide my body off somewhere and then wait in my tomb for the idiots to show up, this will be the best troll ever. f u romans |
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All the best, EpMt. You'll be alright. |
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