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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-07-27 06:16 [#02500862]
Points: 24389 Status: Addict



...phobs sold xlt to the yakuza to cover the hefty european
taxes?
...sandpaper grit only came in prime numbers?
...polonium 265 were on sale for 149?
...freqy was invisible?
...dog was two of gas?
...2 + 2 = 5?
...the pope smoked meth?
...you could only eat helium?
...johnny chiu lived forever?
...monoid could buy pants that fit?
...acid lords explained their hair policies?
...merck came back from the dead and bought out warp?
...digital was cool again?
...henry kloss was reincarnated as a NiChrone Golem?
...weed grew like a weed?
...raspberry pi came in grape?
...a black man bought one (1) two (2) liter of grape (grape)
cola at the 12 or less aisle when i was there last monday
waiting for one of the three people that told me to come do
shit to text me back goddamn it guys seriously
...my focus lasted for more than three seconds?
...the yakuza busted xlt out?
...what. what. what indeed


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-07-27 17:34 [#02500868]
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Dunno.


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-07-27 17:35 [#02500869]
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"A black man bought one (1) two (2) liter of grape (grape)
cola at the 12 or less aisle when i was there last monday
waiting for one of the three people that told me to come do

shit to text me back goddamn it guys seriously"

Seriously, what?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-07-27 21:13 [#02500890]
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multiple "mates" -- as the british call 'em -- texted me
saying "i am bored come do shit" then i got in the
neighborhood a bit later and whassup? i think my phone was
fucking up, in retrospect, because one guy texted back,
"yeah, i just got a flood of messages all at once." but
before i figured that out, i was pretty much just chilling
out in the shaw's parking lot and watching things;
occasionally went in to buy a drink


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-07-27 21:25 [#02500895]
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Ok, why the need to say 'black', Ian?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-07-27 21:38 [#02500900]
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who's ian?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-07-27 21:39 [#02500901]
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the guy was whistling and humming in a way that felt like he
wanted me to look at him. not necessarily me, just everyone
there. hey, look at me, i'm humming and whistling. something
about that always bothered me. fuck off, i'm counting out
change for a soda, here. but after that, i do look, and it's
a black man buying a two-liter of grape cola. nothing else.
haw


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-07-27 21:43 [#02500902]
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what if... people noticed certain parts of ethnic
stereotypes are actually no big deal, and reserved moments
of righteous indignation for the stereotypes that are
actually, truly offensive? black people like fried chicken
and grape soda. a stereotype. a part of me has always
though, "so what? the hell is wrong with grape cola and
fried chicken? i like 'em both myself." yet referencing that
generates as much outrage as calling black people lazy. it's
so stupid. it bothers me more than actual racist people.


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-07-27 21:46 [#02500903]
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Where did the need to mention skin colour come from?

was it a white guy, would you have mentioned it?

I'm just comparing you to wmw


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-07-27 21:47 [#02500905]
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It is no big deal to call a card by its colour. Don't even
try me.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-07-27 21:52 [#02500907]
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candy-cornass brit, bet you plant loads of gardens and love
tea


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-07-27 22:11 [#02500914]
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Bet I don't even live in the UK, like you wouldn't live in
the US without your parents.


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-07-27 22:16 [#02500915]
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I just mean you're a pretentious, lonely fucker from the US.
You want to be Twin Peaks, but you're 2 brokeback mountain
girls.


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-07-27 22:18 [#02500917]
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Bet you live in mom and pop's basement, with all your gear.


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-07-27 22:19 [#02500918]
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Sorry I'm just drunk I guess. I do highly rate you.


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-07-27 22:20 [#02500919]
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That would be ok though I guess, if not cool, if you weren't
a leech in his thirties.


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-07-27 22:21 [#02500920]
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Nah, love ya! I wish I could catch you with my phone.


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-07-27 22:22 [#02500921]
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Seventh twat


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-07-27 22:39 [#02500923]
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i may be many things but i don't go around the internet
pretending to be a pokemon. you don't see me rocking a
pikachu avatar

my story is that i started coding when i was nine, had
serious jobs by the time i was fourteen, and it took until
almost thirty for me to have a run of bad luck and suddenly
have no cash. most people have had this one back in college
or something, right? but in college, i was working for the
school IT deparment in session. a mechanical engineering
firm summer and winter break. pretty much, i did the whole
thing backwards. i had a serious career before most got
started, i grew bored of it while others were still interns,
and then when i finally hit a run of bad luck, i had no idea
how to handle it and promptly made a huge mess of things.
i've spent the last two years recovering from that. i don't
think i ever will fully...


 

offline freqy on 2016-07-28 07:12 [#02500956]
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you cant have grave times!

your EpicMegatrax!

you can do just exactly whatever you want to do!



 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-07-28 07:17 [#02500957]
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no, not quite. i can work inhumanly hard on my art projects
and hours fly by and my posture becomes increasingly dire.
but when i try to do my taxes, i get five minutes in and
then start thinking about my art projects. then i try again;
same thing. after a few times i get up to make some tea;
stare out the kitchen window for fifteen minutes. then i see
some interesting light artifact on the wall and go get my
camera. then i go out for a walk. a week later my taxes are
still not done and i hate myself.

prior art project on this stopic.


 

offline freqy on 2016-07-28 08:45 [#02500958]
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INTERNETS!! SCEPICSOFMEGATASKS!!

: p-(-(

: )



 

offline freqy on 2016-07-28 08:47 [#02500959]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-07-28 12:29 [#02500966]
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yeah we say mates, wanna make something of it?? you
starting?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-07-28 12:32 [#02500967]
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dog was two of gas?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-07-28 14:08 [#02500971]
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...god was one of us.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-07-28 14:19 [#02500973]
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uh oh


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-07-28 16:14 [#02500982]
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heh heh


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2016-07-28 18:27 [#02500987]
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You know when you think you made a comment in a thread, but
you didn't?


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2016-07-28 18:29 [#02500988]
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That story does upset me, I must admit. You're clearly a
very smart guy. I am sure you can turn it round.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-07-29 00:24 [#02501016]
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it's not on me. there's a list of known racists on here and
anything racist i say is their fault


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-07-29 03:53 [#02501019]
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do you believe in god?
well, er, i believe in some sort of higher order to the
universe, but not in a giant man with a beard, no.
do you renounce satan and all his works?
the buddha says one can learn something from everyone; i
prefer to keep my mind open
Do you believe in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord,
who was born of the Virgin Mary was crucified, died, and was
buried, rose from the dead, and is now seated at the right
hand of the Father?

now that's just absurd


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-07-29 03:56 [#02501020]
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you want some chemtrails? i figure jesus had fucked hardcore
with the incumbant political powers of rome, upturning
bitcoin carts at the laundromat and shit. he knew they were
going to cross him sooner or later, so he found a body
double and said: yeah, i'm going to make all this shit about
i'ma comin' back like a bad burrito on this
non-gregorian calendar date hide my body off somewhere and
then wait in my tomb for the idiots to show up, this will be
the best troll ever. f u romans


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-07-29 03:59 [#02501021]
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allo there


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-07-29 10:11 [#02501022]
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All the best, EpMt. You'll be alright.


 


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