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yes mine does a bit as well, my gf says i will need a bra soon if i dont start eating better |
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do you cook fish fingers with oil or in the oven? |
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i dont eat them anymore, but i do eat other oven ready stuff when i lazy, i do cook alot from fresh ingredients but lately ive been very lazy with alot going on, so ive just ate burgers and crap and i feel bloated and terrible, fish fingers would be the least of my probs at the moment |
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the first thing if you want to deflate is to cut sparkling drinks |
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yes thats one thing i dont drink, i do drink copious amounts of coffee, that is my major vice im always totally fucking hyper |
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i lived with a person with your vice and he didnt look he was ok |
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loool yeah neither do i |
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i take 4-5 espresso a day |
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coffee enemas? |
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i dont know what those enemas are, im reading it now on wikipedia 'A coffee enema is the enema-related procedure of injecting coffee via the anus to cleanse the rectum and large intestines.' wtf?! |
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yes sorry i was just joking with you |
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i have gone through a rectoscopy in my life, i was relieved when he said my anus was closed, kinda feared i was buttfucked and i didnt remember it |
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yes perhaps your doctor fancied you and knocked you out to have his way with you, shit that sounds like a horror story |
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sometimes i've had the impression a huge dick was entering my ass, but later i discovered that my disease includes tactile hallucinations |
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oh dear that sounds pretty scary, you better not watch any John Travolta films for a while then |
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why john travolta? |
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lol thats shocking, almost like watching picture of marylin manson without make up |
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without makeup he looks like a middle aged transgender woman |
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id hit it |
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yeah with a morning star |
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Its out now, downloaded the flac, deffo sounds better can hear stuff in mr frosty i couldnt make out previously |
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hmmm maybe looks pretty nice |
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maybe its my mind making ui the fact i should be able to hear something i didnt before cos its my expectation, but i swear i could wish clissold bathroom was long its great |
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wanna lose weight ? eat water mellon for breakfast water mellon = heavy weight , but watery. "you will wee all day the weight away. " thats my slogan for this diet. enjoy. : p |
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tip :if you scrape the inner white part of the skin with your spoon, that is full of minerals & vitamins ...but you must chew it very well so it becomes liquid in your mouth before swallowing. you have to carry water mellon to your house....you lose allot of weight doing that too. and you drink less tap water....so less fluoride and chlorine and other 'weird juices' that get into the tap water. |
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my gf is always leaving watermelons around the kitchen, like aliens eggs ready to hatch, then she dices them up and has a big plate full of them |
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i was quite bad this morning i went to tescos at 7 oclock in the morning and bought a cakc |
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a cake even, buying a cakc would have been funnier though |
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a cakc omg. did you drive there to get it? and use a tesco mobility scooter to fetch it from the cakc isle? : P |
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Eat the alien eggs, fill up on them, you wont need cakes. |
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There is a small tescos over the main road about 2 minutes away by foot, |
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yes cakes are very bad, i just cooked a dinner full of broccoli and carrots and turkey sausages |
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good, eat well , fill up on dinner and seconds of dinner if you can. |
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...then the cake shop wont call you. in fact, maybe make extra food ready for break fast else you'll put your slippers on again and in your nightie n walk to the tesco cake shop again at 7am. |
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yes food discipline is a skill im slowly acquiring, i ate a whole bag of apples last week which was nice, and a punnet of strawberries, very nice |
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yes actually ethically it feels a bit shit buying stuff from tescos rather than a local shop, in 200 years there will only be grey tescos baize boxes selling pot noodles |
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yes fruit is the best. i eat fruit morning afternoon then a salad at night. |
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i should go there in my arthur dent dressing gown with a pipe and a newspaper under my arm |
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are you alan titschmarsh? seriously though do you have any bad habits? |
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200 years it could be ebay and all the sellers will be taxed 50 percent |
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my dad had an allotment, i think cos he was born before the war he had this ethic of self reliance, that has been taken away from the general populace |
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spending too much on food. all my money goes on good food..so i dont get cravings for bad food. so instead of cake id buy strawberries and blueberries and these.... SUPER BITES the yellow and the orange one. not the blue its a bit too dry i think. : P |
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you have to be careful, you might turn into a vegetable man, i will look out for them, i liked your other suggestion, the compressed date bars, very nice |
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yes the government cut down all the fruit trees too disgusting. no child shown how a seed grows or how to pick a piece of fruit from a tree. just plastic wraped shite that makes them pay tax and get ill ( £ prescriptions) |
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id eat more fruit, but organic is a luxury for me personally, i dont eat as much as i should as im concerned about pesticides, i wash my apples loads before i eat them, but im convinced it doesnt really make a difference, they are already impregnated with crap |
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they are like truffles. with chia seeds sunflower seeds dates raisins cocoa red algae.... n stuff,... no sugar but the dates sweetnesses, |
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i liked the track vodka very much because it sounded like frosty vodka. very much. it also provided a fine excuse to drink vodka. the vodka provided an excuse to replay the track, and the track excused a bit more vodka. by the time the thought loop has ended and winner takes all, i was like that skit. you know the one. no? it was the skit, that one, you know? it was one of the few things tim and eric great jobbed that i actually didn't hate, along with dancefloor dale and some crappy 3D rendered house and paul rudd's computer. absolut vodka skit is such a schizophrenic trip. it annoys the piss out of me, but the nonsense and timing is funny enough that i feel like laughing and punching someone simultaneously. but vodka was merely frosty and refreshing, with those turkish twist roofs they rock in moscow. prompt images of this and some snow. then there was that guy, you know. no? that one guy, you know? no, not the musician. the watmm guy with the beatles song name who sold me my korg ms2000. yes, him. he was very superstitious about bu bu bu ba. he claimed that, every time he and a friend sang it together, it would begin to rain. i believed him, but mostly because i wanted to believe. i'm happy to say i can now believe it from a much more rational angle: yes, that sounds like a perfectly doable copperfield manuever if EKT is floating around stores in vinyl after i finish cleaning up my disaster of a life, i'll pick one up. otherwise, my torrented copy shall remain the go-to solution for expert knob twiddlage, as my autostylus is in the cold storage shed along with all my vinyl. then i don't want to have even a packet of crisps delivered to this shithole; do i buy it for $45 from hot topic or what? no, sorry guys, love the album, but i've got a lot of rambling to do before i have it together enough to be able to sit down and enjoy this on vinyl |
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there is a top list of what not to buy non-orgainic its called the dirty dozen. |
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