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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-07-10 01:32 [#02499393]
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go look up all those E numbers. integers europe has assigned
to chemicals it deems acceptable to dump into everything
onto the grocery store shelves. i first hit on this after
seeing some shit con weight loss drug ad for the 9th time
and saying: the fuck is in that, anyways? i look it up, and
it's an emulsifier, with an E code. "oh," i say, "it's half
of a mcdonalds cheeseberger and 95% of all the tofu shit
that simulates meat."


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-07-10 03:56 [#02499431]
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my sister was a vegan for a few years before coming to her
senses. in that time, i witnessed what can only be described
as inhumane crimes against food. tofurky? sis, that smells
like microwave plastic, did you take the wrapper off? are
you sure? no, i'm not giving you grief. i'm not
kidding. that smells like plastic

and that was the moment the penny dropped for me. a lot of
vegans spout all this purism crap and then go to the store
and buy something that's completely unnatural and
artificial. an april fool's version of whatever it's
attempting to replace, but people don't realize it's a joke,
and eat it, and congratulate themselves on living a healthy
and pure lifestyle. meanwhile, humans have been eating meat
for thousands of years, and let me tell you, it's fucking
tasty.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-07-10 04:48 [#02499432]
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then there's interacting with vegans vs. arguing about going
vegan. if i'm having a vegan over for dinner i do a tofu
stir-fry with no plastic food and won't give them any shit.
unless they flat-out ask my opinion, anyways.... what i also
learned from my sister's spat with it is that if you press
it, you won't get nowhere. "but what about the animals,"
she'd ask, and i'm all "um, err... they're pretty tasty?"
then she'd say "white sugar uses animal bones" or something
and i'd say "whatever, it beats eating plastic." then she's
all "at least i'm not a murderer" and at this point both of
us are enjoying ourselves but not really convincing either
of anything.


 

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