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I am all for fair play & jolly hockey sticks. But f**k Chris Evans. Make sure you don't watch it. After all he lied about being offered the Job in the first place. |
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I hate the bastard, everything he has ever been on is shit and he has an ego bigger than the galaxy |
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I don't think most people understand Clarkson is an act. persona. parody. He does say 'on that bombshell' like Partridge. FFS. I bet in real life he is pretty liberal. |
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^ yes i was having a rant how much i think Clarkson is a prick a while a go to my brother and he said what you said and i agree, |
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Also he is a prick for playing up the 'ginger thing' evans. Dying/highlighting your hair ginger. Must be greying by now. I am not being gingerist. Anyone who dyes their hair & refuses to acknowledge they do are as bad as wig wearers. hair deniers. |
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^ haha he is one of those people like chris moyles who surrounds himself with sychophants to laugh at his shit jokes, i hope he crashes a car and looses both his legs |
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top gear slowed down the transition toward electric cars networks. electric cars are better, its just they dont sound like petrol beasts silly humans, silly world |
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im not into cars so i never watch it, but ive seen some of it at other peoples houses and i cant stand the presenters or studio audience |
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they are petrol heads there are some awesome electric cars that never made it on the show the ones that did ( ran out of batteries) disgusting. they are far better for the environment. its amazing you can charge a car from a solar panel + battery system at home and use all the charging stations around the world, 15 mins to charge some of them ( to 80 percent , 200+ miles) many electric cars are very quick acceleration too..0-60 at amazing times like the tesla 3.2 secs. pennies per mile to run ...buut cost a bit at present to buy. |
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yes they just scoff at them cos they dont make loud noises, hopefully tesla will crush the competition |
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Id like to run over Richard Hammonds head with a tank |
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Only thing I will say about electric. Is they are so quiet. Sneaking up on me. Almost got totalled by a tesla on my bike. You can't assume nothing is behind you if you can't hear anything. |
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yes that is a fair point, i crossed the road just using my hearing today, i didnt think about being hit by an electric car, or bicycle for that matter, |
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funnily enough i saw my first tesla today. they can have special sound output thingies (speaker systems) that sound engine like to prevent death. |
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imagine blade runner spinners they would need 3d sound so they dont land on your head |
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yeah ambisonics or biannual spacial warnings. dont walk dont walk duck duck |
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yeah they might need that in china soon |
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yeh i saw this the other week. bloody hell, imagine all the gas men bus surfing these. |
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yeah id do it myself! |
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in high spirits too. : P |
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if they put a huge brush underneath them and water it would be a moving car wash, also you could have monster truck wheels that come down to go off road in case of an earthquake |
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haha . it is.. its a mobile car wash big foot 4x4x4 fing |
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honk honk |
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i know i posted this before but its worth posting again |
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someone locked him in a portaloo, he wasnt happy. |
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was a bit mean, as much as i dislike him i wouldn't lock him in a portaloo, although if i was more evil minded i would tip it upside down with him in it like they did in jackass so he was covered in a cornucopia of strange turds |
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i like krytens top gear. fully charged. all about electric cars. |
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Hyperflake, momo, and Freqy keep this place going, and I thank you/them for it. Though that mostly they're talking in threads such as these, when elseq is out, is an eye opener, and I don't mean this as a diss. It's all Aphex, blackadder, bottom, and top gear for you lot. You guys should pm. |
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yes your probably right, i will endeavor to broaden my conversational horizons |
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^ wrong thread |
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Hardcore did not watch it. f**k evans. |
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I have to turn the radio/tv off whenever i hear his voice, he irritates the shit out of me and i havent forgot he helped promote the whole laddish culture of mid to late 90s, he is a weapons grade tosser |
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Looses 3rd of audience. Sack the winker. Figures don't lie. |
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if they did a show were the first segment was smashing matchbox cars into lego brick walls the second segment was riding dodgems and the third was Chris evans riding a unicycle down the great wall of china, im sure they would get their viewership back |
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i heard it was a top bore. |
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they really should have fed that fat man the steaks he asked for |
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for want of a shiner, the steak was lost. for loss of a steak, the fat man was lost. for loss of a fat man, the comraderie was lost. for loss of comraderie, the ratings were lost. for loss of ratings, the funding was lost. that should put is into mid 2017 |
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jeremy clarkson going mental in a portaloo i'll be giggling at this mental simulation at future points throughout the evening |
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id like to stick his head on the end of a broken snooker cue and use it as a toilet brush at a public toilet in a large metropolitan city |
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Thanks xltronic. your the best. evans deposed. check. New Aphex. check. World peace. loading... |
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^ some good news finally, let the ginger imp forever be banished from all forms of media, him and Chris Moyles is why i never listen to the radio |
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i didn't sign up to lol, but... lol. |
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fwiw i like jeremy clarkson, in the sort of way where i hope they invite him back to top gear but won't be inviting him over for dinner. not after what would happen the first time, anyways. seriously, wtf. |
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he was locked inside of an loo, it smelly inside. : |
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I never go in those portable loos id rather poo myself. |
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would your name happen to be jason? |
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listen my children and you shall hear of the midnight case of diarrhea off the bed and over the floor whoops plop hurry jason get the basin. |
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