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I dropped my rat on it, A big sewer rat, called Cecil. . . . .. . . . . .. This is a follow up gag, that is pretty lame, all the same. sorry to take up any of your time here on Earth, particularly if this was not at all funny. freqy x |
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i just realized you had to type all this |
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could have been some telekinetic dictation, its how Tom Cruise replies to his fan mail |
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I miss my old my mouse , I really did drop my keyboard on it the other week. i am angry at my keyboard. I have no rat to drop on it , it was a lie/ joke. i am o.k now though. tnx |
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think of how the keyboard felt, accidentally killed his best mate |
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yes. i was not seeing clearly. thanks for your advice and support : ) |
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i just used one of those compressed air cans on mine, i used to be a computer technician and have some stuff from previous times |
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if you'd dropped a big daddy roth ratfink on that sucka you wouldn't even have a computer left son |
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LoL : ) |
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did you repair pcs in a shop? |
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^ for the NHS, sometimes i would go out to local surgeries and the doctors would have video games installed like role playing games it was funny. you would be surprised how many times someone complained about thier pc not working and the monitor cable was just loose or something like that |
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"Is it switched on?" "Have you tried turning it on and off again?" |
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half the time it was running chkdsk /f or cleaning gunk from a mouse. |
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games lol :P people are dying waiting 6 hours. its disgraceful : ) |
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windows is really bad, spesh on single core pc's spesh when the user dos not have a windows disk /code for a clean install. |
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yeah when your waiting for your appointment, more than likely your GP is having a quick game of railroad tycoon |
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its completely inadequate for any large system business or otherwise, also in the NHS the amount of money they spend on proprietary software, where there is a better open source alternative really makes your head spin. There are whole buildings using windows 98 well there was when i was there |
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There was a point were everyone was getting blackberries when they didnt really need them to sync appointments, and they already had laptop pcs and desktops and their own mobile phones, they have to spend a certain amount of their budget or they get a reduced budget next time around, its fucking madness its impossible to believe almost but thats how things are run completely arse |
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Omg.might have to hack into the game and play two player or something to get a diagnosis. cross a wifi thingy-ma-jig!! |
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they have to be crap at their job....else people might get well. if they put up signs that say "dont eat 5 a day ....eat 10 a day." the waiting rooms would be near empty. |
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There are great people working in the NHS really great and over worked, when i first started there we had to do this job orientation thing and they showed us slides of how the NHS worked and im not joking they had this chart that showed how the personnel were divided, and the one for middle managers was massive like 33%, so thats were public money is going, managers have their own sub managers and line managers there is one person at the bottom doing the job of three people and everyone above them is doing sod all more or less |
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i was given a blood pressure test once. it didnt feel right ( normally the thing squeezes quite hard) i told the nurse she said "no worries you're fine" and wrote down the result. a doctor cam along later, i said "that test didn’t feel right" he looked at the result and said "if this is correct, you'd be dead!" and got a new machine he then took the test and said " and your going to.........(paused for 5 seconds)..........live! " I said "this is a real mickey muse operation isnt it" just kiddin on those last two lines (RD quarantine) : P |
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gallows humour, i think the doctors need that to get through the day |
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I know, some doctors save lives every day ..and are very friendly. |
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gallows? head choppings? but they havent the tech to put them back on yet have they! |
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yes the doctor who treats my mum is very nice, i quite fancy her but i have a gf. She doesnt have to be as nice as she is, it must be mentally tiring to be that nice, i think women are probably better as they perhaps can empathise a bit better and more consistently |
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i had a cast removed once.... The guy came at me quickly with a circular saw and began cuttin up my wrist, i was absolutely petrified.incase he went to deep. afterward he showed me that it was simply a vibrating disc and that he could touch it with his finger. OH HAR HAR !! nice one doctor. MAD! like a 21st century carry on. |
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at that point someone came into the room with buzzing drill types sounds and me upa corner...i mouthed the words "HELP ME" to this lad who cam in ....he ran away. |
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if its anything like casualty which i dont actively watch, half the doctors are injecting themselves with dope, you could have had a doped up doctor operating on you |
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best stick to your GF. lol its not worth the interesting prescriptions. |
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are you serious? what on BBC? |
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when they operate on your intestines apparently they dont pack them neatly back again they just sort of brush them back in randomly like coils of rope in a holdall bag |
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I worry about that.. they could be watering down drugs that are needed for surgery. imagine that ...having brain surgery and the drugs required are 50 percent vinegar or water or something? |
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oh i thought they were stealing the drugs. or diluting the bottles. |
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my brother had to have his teeth out when he was young and they must not have done the anesthetic quite correctly as he recalls dreaming about chewing on a metal tap when he was supposed to be unconcious |
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im sure that has happened at some point, there are people with dubious ethics in ever profession, |
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bloody hell. thats horrid. as long as there was no pain. i hope. I had one docotor hit me repatedly with a hammer and chizel to remove a part of a bone of my arm, it is still numb today.. he said he was sorry. but my bones are harder than he thought.. well at least thats what i think he said, he couldnt speak enlglish very well. actually he could walk very well either. or respoond to our questions. looking back i wish i have gone private. eerm. : / |
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are you sure he was a doctor and not a stone mason? |
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LOL no he had no skills : P he may have been another patient tho. : P |
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Thankfully ive never had an operation or a broken bone, unless you count my skull ive damaged multiple times, i used to run into gate posts when i was younger alot. My brother was in hospital once and there was this lamp that was shining at a hole in the skirting board and a nurse came in and switched it off, a while later the immobile man in the bed across from my brother started saying to my brother could he go and switch this lamp back on again, apparently it was keeping cockroaches out of the ward, and this nurse who had not known about it, switched it off and coincidentally all these cockroaches had come out of this hole and swarmed across this poor guys bed |
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i meant consequently rather than coincidentally |
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What? My god that is front page news. thats like a horror film in a nazi death camp. |
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yes it must be at least a decade ago but it did sound horrific, money in the NHS really isnt allocated properly from my experience, i dont know if its any different nowadays, i doubt it, probably run even more like a corporation now |
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