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this wagon blares past me, festooned with stickers... chemtrails? lol? then i see the license plate, a vanity: CHEMTRLS. the whole ride is chemtrails -- stickers. decals. visually busy as a tokyo street. it was a good minute or two before i got my breath enough to explain what was so funny to my friend in the car (and he didn't get it). if i'd had the presence of mind, if i'd spotted him sooner, i would have rolled down the power window and looked him in the third eye and taken a big ol' swig outta my ancient, scary, BPA-infested water pod. with a wink and a flourish. how would this go over? would he be mad? perhaps he'd panic. or, perhaps, he'd take a big ol' swig of alex jones kool aid and wink back. next time, CHEMTRLS. next time |
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Maybe he is trying to tell you something? lol. Hey, there are some trails in the sky out my window now. What are they made from? Some planes don't leave a trail, some do. Has no one flown a plane through, to get a sample? I wonder if its legal to do so? |
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Id hazard a guess that virtually trails you see are condensation trails depending on how much moisture content is in the air on a given day however this did happen so stay vigilant! |
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i hope its water vapor. did you know if you are rich enough and have a birthday party outside you can pay to have the clouds dispersed to prevent rain? they fly airplanes through the clouds and spray some type of stuff that stops rain. : o no kiddin> i started watching a docu called "what on earth are they spraying?" i had to turn it off, i got quite worried ( and im usually pretty good at watching such stuff). I also started on the follow up " why on earth are the spraying" I had to turn that off too. trailer |
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crap trailer. |
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the other - day - mr buddha - had this plan |
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wouldn't put it past monsanto to do this |
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if you understand what i'm spraying, then you'll avoid the elevator for the next hour or two |
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if you get the sense that america is covertly being sprayed in filth and disease to further the interests of shadowy, morally-bankrupt individuals, look no further than cable tv. |
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just logged in to report i saw an absolutely terrible commercial for metlife. no acting, no timing, unfolds so fast i'm not sure if it's dad or uncle who tumbles down the stairs awkwardly saying "i found this pile of father's day cards i gave your mom, oh and it has this metlife brochure in it" and then he essentially proceeds to read the brochure. then the snoopy peanuts piano music plays to a montage of the nice black family scurrying about doing tasks unrelated to the recently departed. "this is about average for cable tv," i think to myself, "and those people are worried about some plane farts." |
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the tv tells me to care about hillary's emails or bernie's w2 or ted's malfunction or trump's toilet and it's presumed i'll tune to the relevant channel to stew in shit targeted to my demographic like a hunk of beef in a pressure cooker. it is stunning how much of political "debates" have nothing to do with anything. bernie says we should break the banks up, because the banks are made of fradulants. the audience applauds wildly, so hillary has to top this. so she says: but bernie, you're forgetting, we also have to shut down the shadow banks. and i'm thinking: fucking shadow banks? the fuck is that? is this real shit or simply what you get when you reduce international banking laws to a third grade reading level? pretty much, if you are seriously, actually into alex jones, i figure you realize that you are trapped in a bubble of bullshit and you have sought the truth and promptly gotten sucked into a flytrap of different bullshit. it is edgy and weird and perhaps this is good enough and you stop there. a good many others probably realize he is also bullshit and then fly over into objectivism's microcosm of horse puckey |
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"So I support Dodd-Frank, but I have consistently said that's not enough. We've got to include the shadow banking sector." --Hillary Clinton, Clinton vs. Sanders, 4/14/16, CNN, Cable TV, every household in America, sometimes as background noise only head subconsciously, sometimes played to people who fell asleep from the tedium, slowly reprogramming their neurocode |
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who am i kidding. no one listens to me. i need to learn to yell like alex jones if i wish to submit my reality for serious consideration |
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nothing is a thing. it is the thing that is the absence of things. it is a paradox, and a rather important one. nothing matters. energy doesn't |
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EpicMegaWars news channel. epicmegawars.com id sub to that. |
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if asked "are we there yet?" the answer is no. we are never there. we are always here. there is nowhere. nowhere will we ever be there. there is no there. also, i have to pee, can we pull over there? no, never? ok |
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today's words of wisdom from the idiot box: "i'm katy d, and i've been living with moderate to severe psoriasis!" this is not a phrase that sounds natural in absolutely any context i can think of, spare rewriting the plot of back to the future so biff steals the delorian and turns everyone in hill valley into pharmaceutical company lawyers. "you've got a moderate to severe attitude problem. you know that, mcfly? you might be suffering from slacking. talk to your doctor if you display any of these three signs..." |
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