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often, when i happen to walk near a lady, and she notices me, she put her hands on her bag. next is trying to get away from them, annoying |
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being treated poorly because you look a certain way, is one of the most annoying things. Cover your wallet, make sure they cant steal your money too. |
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stop stealing their purses maybe ? |
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Maybe just steal.her purse to teach her a lesson |
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but they hold their bags for so long when someone tries to steal them, we've all seen that on tv, i would have to drag them on the street for several metros before getting rid of them another annoying thing is the stench of old urine of impregnated adult diapers, it just makes me want to vomit. i guess that's what you get for living with a 65 years incontinent old git |
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walk up to them and sternly critique their style: that would never work. if i were a mugger, your six-pound bag of loose junk and i would be in pueto rico by now. don't lock your knees. lower your stance. LOWER |
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I'll tell you what's really annoying. The film "Monsters: Dark Continent". |
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lower your stance always a good advice |
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hehe. sounds like a girlfriend idea |
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*Checks pockets* |
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people who rev their cars/motorbikes unnecessarily at weird hours, cretins |
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i would check my motorbike if i had one |
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^ yeah thats fine, there is this one guy who revs his superbike all the time, luckily i moved down the other end of the road now, no wonder his wife left him |
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I had a funny joke about a monster truck parking up outside each morning of my new 2 micro thick light weight tent. |
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how did the joke go? |
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Change it if it's annoying |
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that was the joke.^ that i created a joke about a monster truck park up outside my 2 micron thin tent. lol. |
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actually there’s allot more to the story. a 10 min failed writing session. so i pretended i wrote one instead. : ) |
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was yer tent a world ranger stormbuster 4? |
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hahaha bottom, hypie, I neary died just a moment ago, dont get too excited, john cleese said in a recent interview last month a new fawlty towers stage show is to be created.............but with different actors, errrrggggg : ( imagine how it must have felt to see this not knowing the above... |
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NOW THAT IS ANNOYING. |
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it was great that he called his tour the alimony repayment tour when he divorced one of his wives |
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I like Cleese, i think he is very cranky in his old age, but he has always been cranky, i follow him on twitter and every other tweet is about the daily mail, he is preaching to the choir on that one |
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talking about annoying i cannot sleep as i have a strained shoulder/neck that is annoying! |
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she ripped him off. i wanted to see him as basil...even in a wheel chair, and stair lift, it would be hilarious. |
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hot water bottle on neck helps. |
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yes, my gf is a massage therapist/physio assistant she told me to stick my neck under a warm shower and stick a hot water botty on it ^ you just know he is like that in real life |
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this morning, i went out for a drive, and it was annoying. there was snow, and some of it got on my car. i don't like snow on my car, so i went home. this afternoon, i went for a drive, and it was annoying. the weather was beautiful, and it seemed like everyone had collectively said: "hey, the weather is beautiful! let's all go out at once and be a bunch of crazy derps!" everyone except for me, anyways... i said: "i am going home." this evening, i went for a drive, and it was fantastic. the weather was still beautiful, but everyone had gone home. with all that annoying outdoors, i'd had plenty of time at home to get shit done: i used youtube-dl to download the webm of UR's bell melter from youtube. i cleaved the ogg from its container. i copied the ogg to my samba share folder. i copied the ogg from my samba share folder to my phone, over wifi, and added the those muthafucking melting bells to my phone playlist. then i tapped play twice in succession, so the media player registered as paused instead of stopped. later, when i got in my car, my car would connect to my phone over bluetooth, the phone's media player would connect to my car's media player over bluetooth, and my phone's media player would pump ogg into my car's media player. my car's media player would then melt some fucking bells in my fucking car after the absolute minimum of delay technically achieveable on my whole architecture of things. not much to tell about the rest; i'd need a camera. |
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^ you need a holographic music cube installed in your rectum, fart once for play, twice for next track, and follow through to stop |
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technology makes life so easily annoyable |
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that's why i bit the bullet and got into hacking brain software. not for a moment did i stop and think of inserting a holographic music cube in my rectum -- that's last century technology |
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it might be technologically obsolete, but its proven technology, Paul McCartney records all his latest albums straight to his bum hole, well it sounds like it at any rate |
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They're taking a molar out. It's not like it's visible, but I feel so sad, so empty. It's been a year now my teeth are meticulously cleaned three times a day. I quit smoking fags, even though I vape my drags. It awakens my mistrust in people. "surely they can do something about it", I keep thinking. "They just don't like me". Change dentist! Get a second opinion! I hear you. I'm tired. Last night I broke the lock on the door of my girlfriend's room. I didn't mean to, I even used the handle to 'open' it. I was angry of course; wiry, annoyed energy. I thought I would get the door open before she managed to lock it. Silly me. Although I can feel sorry for myself. That I was victim of the most cruel words, and actions, all that is left is that broken door. Pesky, weak door. There to remind me of my flaws, like that tooth I used to adorn. I don't like those revers, motorbikes here I am tellers. BMW squealers. Fuck, my wallet is missing. |
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that reminds me about doors, when you painfully rake the bottom of the door over your toes because you are wearing slippers or no shoes hurts like a bastard, |
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mohamed forgot to mention regarding food...if you can get hold of a 'quite soft' avocado> avocado in salad is awesome...makes you feel full up and reduces cravings after a meal.it is highly digestible and good for you. i was eating one today i forgot how good hey are in salads. infos... Avocados provide nearly 20 essential nutrients, including fiber, potassium, Vitamin E, B-vitamins, and folic acid. They also act as a "nutrient booster" by enabling the body to absorb more fat-soluble nutrients, such as alpha and beta-carotene and lutein, in foods that are eaten with the fruit. |
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is it sweet? i ask cos i don't like sweet tastes into savory dishes |
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not really, it is more savory. and make you feel full. very good for your heart. make sure it is 'slightly' soft when you buy or leave one to soften up. you can buy them hard but i avoid the hard ones as they take ages to soften. here is the best way to cut open ...less messy. will make your salads amazing 33 seconds long. |
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i dont know what im annoyed but about but i feel annoyed |
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thanks i'll try it out |
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yeah sometimes it happens to me too, like today |
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^ i find it annoying that my mood is variable, the other day i was having the time of my life, today im not so bad but not in a great mood, seemingly its beyond my control to feel like i do and i have no idea why, its not really a conscious decision and its annoying |
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i think i was nervous becos the man that is training me at work told me i need to be more cocky. i just told him i haven't slept well, cos it's true, i've had a nightmare, but truth is that i still have to get used to 6:30 am wake up, when in the last year i woke up never before 10. but when one tells me i need to do or i need to be something, it's quite annoying |
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yes that is annoying, he sounds like an annoying man! |
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that annoys me when people tell you how you should be feeling, |
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i donno wat but im a noid |
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