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2 *brand new* wmw tracks in the brony style
 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-15 00:03 [#02492287]
Points: 21423 Status: Regular



I'm pretty sure I didn't accidentally upload my bank
documents (there is no money in there anyway).

Here is the gay nigger link from that stupid faucet place:
LAZY_TITLE

Both tracks are about a universe with no love in it (my
universe) for valentine's day, perhaps the only day as sad
as my birthday.

These songs were developed in the brony style for bronies.
Charles Manson had many suitors in prison I hear. I have had
no suitors, therefore the scientific data shows that Charles
Manson is superior genetic material to me and nobody would
care if I killed myself. Here are the lyrics. The music
video would have rainbows and ponies and death and stuff
probably, but I'm too depressed to make a video, plus
youtube would just censor it or manipulate search to hide it
or ghost it, etc, to follow the theme of unlevel playing
fields everywhere.

So here are the gay nigger lyrics (I cannot do actual lyrics
because I don't know how to use any music software other
than modplug tracker with it's amazing GM.DLS library
featuring classics like Telephone 1, Helicopter and
Applause, the cornerstone of any nutritious song:

song 1 lyrics:
No girls
want me
to poke them in their bottom
no girls
no-o girls
no
(repeat x 1)
no giiiirls
no giiiiirls
no giiiirls
no giiiirls
gi-ir-irls
(repeat x 1)

song 2 lyrics:
no one wants to have sex with me-ee
no-bod-y-ee, noooo-bod-y-ee, no-booo-dee

a... red... cloud...
up high...
forming when...
I die...
bleeding rain...
I cry...
(for all eternity, yeah-ah-ahhh)


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-15 00:11 [#02492289]
Points: 31015 Status: Regular



for some reason i can imagine eddie grant singing those
lyrics in calypso style, with steel drums


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-15 00:40 [#02492291]
Points: 21423 Status: Regular



I had to google "calypso" then I had to google "eddie
grant"; thanks a lot, asshole! Now the NSA knows I was
searching for this, not sure how they'll screw me over with
that information but they'll find a way. Anyway, GM.DLS
*does* have steel drums!

Anyway, in my google search I came across this Eddie Grant
song called "I don't wanna dance" (It's total shit, I mean
what do you expect; he's black, I mean look at the ebonics
of using wanna instead of want to)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9de6jeOevi8

But then I got to thinking of my last errand into the
fascist grocery store cartel where the sadistic CEOs had
this aural poison dripping form the intercom: "all she wants
to do is dance" by don henley. It is such, such, such shit.
It's triple shit times quadruple shit. And you google the
youtube (both shits owned by the same NSA cartel) and see
all these fans that WILLINGLY went to see this asshole vomit
this fucking mental malware propaganda sound poison.
Willingly. Are they under mind control? Just how much poison
in the food and water did they consume? And Don Henley gets
even more suitors than charles manson I bet. So I was
thinking, what if you had "all she wants to do is dance"
playing in a speaker in your right ear and "I don't wanna
dance" playing in a speaker in your left ear... I'd be like,
shut up.... SHUT UP... I don't CARE if you want to dance, I
don't care if you DON'T want to dance. I'd be like I got
madonna's big dick coming out of my right ear and toby the
jap, I don't know what coming out of my left! How did
humanity ever produce an order where Don Henley comes out on
top?? I mean we are middleworld inhabitants sitting on a
MOUNTAIN of nested rules and micro systems, quarks,
electrons, who knows what... and all of this stuff
CALCULATES the superiority of Don Fucking Henley, that is
the universe's purpose. It's like... is there something
wrong with the fundamental calculation at the bottommost
level? Did the universe forget to carry a 1 every time?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-15 00:44 [#02492292]
Points: 21423 Status: Regular



This should be a mega expletive in english: "You can google
my youtube, then twitter it!"

"twitter my facebook, fucker!"


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-15 00:52 [#02492293]
Points: 21423 Status: Regular



It's torture, I can't watch the whole thing:
LAZY_TITLE
Look as his fucking trendy glasses. The fucking tamborine.
The drummer "showing off" his simplistic patterns to get
everyone "fired up". All the people clap in unison on the
one fucking drum beat. That repetitive single repeating drum
is all they can comprehend musically! Are they humanzees?
The government is breeding an army of humanzees, how is the
above not proof??? They fucking lyrics... he just adds "get
on up" at the end to "spice it up". What the fuck does "get
on up" mean?? Does it have any informational content or use,
or is it just a string of syllables the humanzees find
aurally pleasing? Well, there you have it, the pinacle of
humanity. The problem with people is the more of them in a
group, the stupid, the more powerful.. genetically and
politically, the more influential, the more "cool". We're
all doomed. Never join any group.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-15 00:57 [#02492294]
Points: 31015 Status: Regular



When you get taken to the NSA death camps you will have to
wear a little blue badge with eddie grant face on it


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-15 00:59 [#02492295]
Points: 31015 Status: Regular



bette than henley


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2016-02-15 11:08 [#02492299]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



and all of this stuff CALCULATES the superiority of Don
Fucking Henley, that is the universe's purpose.


chill, don's contingent


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-16 22:47 [#02492341]
Points: 5473 Status: Regular | Show recordbag



i'm going to remix this later, I felt like I was on Monkey
Island


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-17 01:12 [#02492383]
Points: 21423 Status: Regular



Cool, ignore this test (trying 3 ways to see if 1 works to
paste the melody here):

direct paste:
|C-504......|C-404......|...........|...........|C-304.....
.|C-304......|...........
|...........|...........|...........|...........|..........
.|...........|...........
|...........|B-304......|...........|...........|..........
.|...........|...........
|...........|...........|...........|...........|..........
.|...........|...........
|^^^........|E-404......|G-404......|...........|^^^.......
.|^^^........|...........
|...........|^^^........|^^^........|...........|..........
.|...........|...........

code tags:
[code]
|C-504......|C-404......|...........|...........|C-304.....
.|C-304......|...........
|...........|...........|...........|...........|..........
.|...........|...........
|...........|B-304......|...........|...........|..........
.|...........|...........
|...........|...........|...........|...........|..........
.|...........|...........
|^^^........|E-404......|G-404......|...........|^^^.......
.|^^^........|...........
|...........|^^^........|^^^........|...........|..........
.|...........|...........
[/code]

spamming = on empty rows:
|C-504......|C-404......|===........|===........|C-304.....
.|C-304......|===........
|===........|===........|===........|===........|===.......
.|===........|===........
|===........|B-304......|===........|===........|===.......
.|===........|===........



 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-17 01:43 [#02492386]
Points: 21423 Status: Regular



Here are the first melody notes (time goes down, each column
is like a melody basically. ^^^ means stop note. G-404 means
like 'note g-4 with sample 04')
LAZY_TITLE

I also have like 20 minutes of other unspammed songs, let me
know if someone wants an mp3 of that.


 


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