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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-15 00:03 [#02492287]
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I'm pretty sure I didn't accidentally upload my bank documents (there is no money in there anyway).
Here is the gay nigger link from that stupid faucet place: LAZY_TITLE
Both tracks are about a universe with no love in it (my universe) for valentine's day, perhaps the only day as sad as my birthday.
These songs were developed in the brony style for bronies. Charles Manson had many suitors in prison I hear. I have had no suitors, therefore the scientific data shows that Charles Manson is superior genetic material to me and nobody would care if I killed myself. Here are the lyrics. The music video would have rainbows and ponies and death and stuff probably, but I'm too depressed to make a video, plus youtube would just censor it or manipulate search to hide it or ghost it, etc, to follow the theme of unlevel playing fields everywhere.
So here are the gay nigger lyrics (I cannot do actual lyrics because I don't know how to use any music software other than modplug tracker with it's amazing GM.DLS library featuring classics like Telephone 1, Helicopter and Applause, the cornerstone of any nutritious song:
song 1 lyrics: No girls want me to poke them in their bottom no girls no-o girls no (repeat x 1) no giiiirls no giiiiirls no giiiirls no giiiirls gi-ir-irls (repeat x 1)
song 2 lyrics: no one wants to have sex with me-ee no-bod-y-ee, noooo-bod-y-ee, no-booo-dee
a... red... cloud... up high... forming when... I die... bleeding rain... I cry... (for all eternity, yeah-ah-ahhh)
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-15 00:11 [#02492289]
Points: 31007 Status: Lurker
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for some reason i can imagine eddie grant singing those lyrics in calypso style, with steel drums
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-15 00:40 [#02492291]
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I had to google "calypso" then I had to google "eddie grant"; thanks a lot, asshole! Now the NSA knows I was searching for this, not sure how they'll screw me over with that information but they'll find a way. Anyway, GM.DLS *does* have steel drums!
Anyway, in my google search I came across this Eddie Grant song called "I don't wanna dance" (It's total shit, I mean what do you expect; he's black, I mean look at the ebonics of using wanna instead of want to) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9de6jeOevi8
But then I got to thinking of my last errand into the fascist grocery store cartel where the sadistic CEOs had this aural poison dripping form the intercom: "all she wants to do is dance" by don henley. It is such, such, such shit. It's triple shit times quadruple shit. And you google the youtube (both shits owned by the same NSA cartel) and see all these fans that WILLINGLY went to see this asshole vomit this fucking mental malware propaganda sound poison. Willingly. Are they under mind control? Just how much poison in the food and water did they consume? And Don Henley gets even more suitors than charles manson I bet. So I was thinking, what if you had "all she wants to do is dance" playing in a speaker in your right ear and "I don't wanna dance" playing in a speaker in your left ear... I'd be like, shut up.... SHUT UP... I don't CARE if you want to dance, I don't care if you DON'T want to dance. I'd be like I got madonna's big dick coming out of my right ear and toby the jap, I don't know what coming out of my left! How did humanity ever produce an order where Don Henley comes out on top?? I mean we are middleworld inhabitants sitting on a MOUNTAIN of nested rules and micro systems, quarks, electrons, who knows what... and all of this stuff CALCULATES the superiority of Don Fucking Henley, that is the universe's purpose. It's like... is there something wrong with the fundamental calculation at the bottommost level? Did the universe forget to carry a 1 every time?
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-15 00:44 [#02492292]
Points: 21423 Status: Regular
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This should be a mega expletive in english: "You can google my youtube, then twitter it!"
"twitter my facebook, fucker!"
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-15 00:52 [#02492293]
Points: 21423 Status: Regular
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It's torture, I can't watch the whole thing: LAZY_TITLE Look as his fucking trendy glasses. The fucking tamborine. The drummer "showing off" his simplistic patterns to get everyone "fired up". All the people clap in unison on the one fucking drum beat. That repetitive single repeating drum is all they can comprehend musically! Are they humanzees? The government is breeding an army of humanzees, how is the above not proof??? They fucking lyrics... he just adds "get on up" at the end to "spice it up". What the fuck does "get on up" mean?? Does it have any informational content or use, or is it just a string of syllables the humanzees find aurally pleasing? Well, there you have it, the pinacle of humanity. The problem with people is the more of them in a group, the stupid, the more powerful.. genetically and politically, the more influential, the more "cool". We're all doomed. Never join any group.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-15 00:57 [#02492294]
Points: 31007 Status: Lurker
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When you get taken to the NSA death camps you will have to wear a little blue badge with eddie grant face on it
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-15 00:59 [#02492295]
Points: 31007 Status: Lurker
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bette than henley
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2016-02-15 11:08 [#02492299]
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and all of this stuff CALCULATES the superiority of Don Fucking Henley, that is the universe's purpose.
chill, don's contingent
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-16 22:47 [#02492341]
Points: 5473 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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i'm going to remix this later, I felt like I was on Monkey Island
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-17 01:12 [#02492383]
Points: 21423 Status: Regular
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Cool, ignore this test (trying 3 ways to see if 1 works to paste the melody here):
direct paste: |C-504......|C-404......|...........|...........|C-304..... .|C-304......|...........
|...........|...........|...........|...........|.......... .|...........|...........
|...........|B-304......|...........|...........|.......... .|...........|...........
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|^^^........|E-404......|G-404......|...........|^^^....... .|^^^........|...........
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code tags: [code] |C-504......|C-404......|...........|...........|C-304..... .|C-304......|...........
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|^^^........|E-404......|G-404......|...........|^^^....... .|^^^........|...........
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[/code]
spamming = on empty rows: |C-504......|C-404......|===........|===........|C-304..... .|C-304......|===........
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-17 01:43 [#02492386]
Points: 21423 Status: Regular
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Here are the first melody notes (time goes down, each column is like a melody basically. ^^^ means stop note. G-404 means like 'note g-4 with sample 04')
LAZY_TITLE
I also have like 20 minutes of other unspammed songs, let me know if someone wants an mp3 of that.
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