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Peter Pootington's Pudding Parade |
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Fagulon Fartzinhowzer Here's some more intel, alternate lyrics for Dixie Chicks You Can't Hurry Love: Kate's getting loved How much more can she take? Forced love is easy It's a game of anal rape |
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w M w is a great dude. A dapper dude, daring to spate his gooey goo, super poo. Poo hoo, u gitty prude, u good poop dude. Poop in ur Nose |
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buttered flavour swet cop porn |
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...flavoured |
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Think rhino slayer everyone dintdobbel blub |
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You can't hurry (brown) love |
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Wheelie bin roadshow |
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tuRdTobogan |
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Flemway's Bazar |
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Fus Ro Dah |
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minge master |
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Copernicus was wrong and the sun orbits around the earth. This is because relativity says there is no universal frame of reference to judge motion and a the sun and earth stay about the same distance apart during a rotation, making rotation about one or the other or neither equally valid. To program artificial intelligence, start with infinite intelligence and slowly add artificial unintelligence |
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software is the dna of technology |
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important word for 2016: |
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Heliocentric theory is due to |
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If an xltronic think tank thinks, how much xltronic think tank would you think tanks? |
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ssixty kilometers per track, forwards and backwards. |
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FIrst two letters accidental capitalisation prevent0r |
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Noun phrase in this thread smudger |
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I believe it needs lowering. |
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Mavis McMavis Mavis |
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people! what are we gonna do with 'em! |
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The Elder Funt |
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energy efficient light bulbs in cold climates? |
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fuck no, when the heating broke in my office I put two hundred watt table lamps under my desk you will take my incandescent bulbs when you pry them from my warm toasty fingers |
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lol .yeah lovely and warm : ) and no mercury in them. if you have a small glass glass teapot you can also heat some water for a cupa tea too. |
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Ok, the universe is likely a computer of some sort. And I noticed that programming 3d rotation is a rather tricky multi-step operation, like you have to translate to the origin, rotate one axis to zero, apply the rotation, then unrotate and untranslate (that's probably wrong but the point is it is lots of steps). Yet I can twirl one finger around the other, and the universe doesn't "care" about the computation involved. It is rotating every single atom in my whole hand with no slowdown. Do you know how many atoms there are in my hand? Not only that, it is rotating whole planets, whole galaxies. It doesn't seem to give a fuck about having to change algorithms to be more efficient, and maybe wouldn't even strain when confronted with a turing undecidable problem like the halting problem. But my hypothesis was that if you can cram enough computation into a small enough geometric area, you can cause LAG in the universe! So I got hundreds of spools of fishing line, record players and blenders and started rotating them all at the same time surrounded by a circle of computers that were factoring numbers. I laid down on the floor and put the lower half of my body inside this circle and did a humping motion, and it worked. The lag made the lower half of my body move slower than the upper half and I was finally able to suck my own dick, the true hidden goal of any scientific work. |
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what should we name the new planet? |
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Planet Mu |
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i wonder if astrologers are going to try and sue NASA again for lost earnings if they find it |
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Planet Myrecturm |
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Planet arsehole. |
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Uranus and Urpenis. Or maybe Urpenis could be a moon around Uranus... though I guess the one that is a moon is more fitting as the anus part since it moons you. Anyway, here's a revelation, THE PURPOSE OF STACKOVERFLOW IS TO MONOPOLIZE PROGRAMMING DISCUSSION IN ORDER TO SHUT IT DOWN. Exibit 1 of 10 million: This question was CLOSED by the nigger authorities (CIA, DARPA, THE ILLUMINATI, ETC), just as ANY question that is useful is closed. And just like any wikipedia edit that is useful is reverted, and just like any ebay listing is limited and hidden. All of these use PR to successfully trick people into thinking they are a free market of ideas or goods but they're all about destroying culture and the free market to horde all ideas and profit for themselves. Here's a pro tip, people who know stuff DON'T WANT IT SHARED. They consider it their intellectual property and trade secrets. They don't want competition. They are like the foot clan only it's an information war not a physical war. They herd you into all the wrong programming languages, teaching all the wrong paradigms. Meanwhile they're developing quantum computers that will crack all encryption used by the masses. The only useful computers will be quantum computers and only the elite will have them, all normal turing machines will be rendered broken by instantly factoring numbers into primes with quantum computers thus breaking all banking, all commerce except for the quantum computer users. OR QUANTUM COMPUTERS ARE A FAKE BLUFF TO SCARE THE RUSSIANS, like the moon landings. End transmission. |
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Sandi Toksvig dressed like a slut v's beans on ice cream with owl pellets |
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That's some good work there. Good work everyone, keep thinking. Here's exhibit 2 of stackoverflow's intellectual warfare agenda: scroll to the bottom and it says: "protected by Community♦ Sep 5 '15 at 20:14 Thank you for your interest in this question. Because it has attracted low-quality or spam answers that had to be removed, posting an answer now requires 10 reputation on this site. " Oooooohhh... it's "protected" by the "community" (root word communism). For the children! For their protection from bad bad spammers and people with low REPUTATION (I have more to say about reputation, see below.. it is very bad). Gee, this is similar to how gmail censors non-spam email for PROTECTION, it's good PR isn't it. Send the kids to prison called school FOR THE CHILDREN, for their education, because education is top down authority indoctrination as opposed to learning. Help "educate" the kids cuz we don't want them learning on their god damn own! We need obedient corporate workers not competitive thinkers, so regulate all the jobs too! It's illegal to sell loose cigarretts and you need a 40 thousand dollar license for your kids to sell lemonade. Anyway when the government has their 100% obedient robots they won't need this PR anymore, they will simply be in your face tyrants. Oh, and youtube censors non-spam replies for your PROTECTION from bad bad spammers too. They "ghost" them so you see your comment and think it posted but nobody else can see it. Every twitter/ebay/facebook/assbook/titbook has been monopolized using the hidden gun in the room of initiation of force to shut down all competition with regulation. REPUTATION: China is implementing "sesame credits" |
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That's terrible! the Western version where we do that to ourselves voluntarily is much better. |
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Actually you know that flash game site kongregate? They're in on it, you can tell because they exist and they are large. Only things that are in on it are allowed to become large, each a node in their full spectrum dominance. The smoking gun here is a new genre called "idle" which most of the top games now are. It is 100% pure operant conditioning and positive reinforcement, tested extensively on chimpanzees before being rolled out. Play midas gold for example, you are a chicken pecking to get your reward of chicken feed. It is a siren song that makes you desire to imprison your mind. Even if you're aware of the operant conditioning, it is still "fun". It's the first roll out before it goes full blown sesame credits. This is also why they centralize and then shut down programming information centers, covertly so they appear useful at first glance for PR purposes, much like the manicured lawns of compulsory education dungeons, they don't want real programmers making real things that interfere with their social engineering. I'm suspecting bitcoin is run by the crab people too, it is too perfectly timed with the collapse of the non-bitcoin economy. Well I have midas gold playing in another window, I have to go click on stuff, I have no choice, they figured out how to control people with their own dopamine. |
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Well exactly. Your own neurology is being weaponized and turned against you. And you'll like it. I posted once before, maybe it is relevant. |
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I just thought of something else. There is something called a "model organism". They are species that were doomed into extensive testing like mice and fruit flies "when human experimentation would be unethical". So once the artificial life with artificial brains are created, guess which species will be the new model organism? Humans. Their artificial brains might even be based on ours after the human connectome project, so we are prime test subjects to figure out how they tick "when machine experimentation would be unethical". The matrix had it wrong perhaps- we will be test subjects rather than batteries. Think mass vivisections Martyrs style. And if that isn't our future, surely in at least one of all universes in the multiverse it is. I suspect our universe is sliding along the multiverse toward the worst possible state. That is the main algorithm running in the background of it all, to calculate the worst state and head there. The goal of humanity is to spread like a virus to new planets and infect the whole multiverse to kill it. The current evil multiverse is like a parasitic plant covering the trunk of the good multiverse preventing it from growing. |
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I'll read that tomorrow after I "sleep" (sleep is another conspiracy, you don't even want to know). |
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It's wise to sleep first, that article is so dense I had to read it four times to get a grip on it. I still find some of his phrasing pretty weird. It's journalism written in the guise of science fiction. Also, the comments are fun. Enjoy your, how you say, practice coffin? |
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Has the whole world gone crazy? |
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At least frogs don't give a fuck. If the government could, they'd make all the frogs criminals. I'm surprised there are still stars; I thought they were all snuffed out. I realized the beach has cancer; it is called humanity. Just look at the ground; it is your only friend. |
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I watched Austin Powers 1 & 2 recently and realized that "movies" are social engineering mechanisms by which extroverted exhibitionists called "actors" prostitute the hottest women, an act made illegal for lower classes, in broad daylight. Here you can see Mike Meyers with a hot girl (she was paid nicely I'm sure to kiss him multiple times in this scene, each single kiss is more kisses than I have received in my long painful lifetime): That is just one from the enormous paid harem including the fembots, the beginning dancers, etc. And this entire harem was after a previous harem only 2 years earlier in the original movie. Bruce Willis is one of the main woman monopolists. In Sin City, he plays some detective who "saves a young girl" then acts all surprised when as soon as she turns 18 she wants to fuck him. That's the "script". The script was only chosen to plug all the variables into the usual prostitute social engineering mechanism of a "movie" so that Bruce Fucking Willis can fuck 18 year olds, whereas I can fuck no one, no matter how many girls I ask, plus it's even illegal for me to pay anyone, plus they collapsed the economy and made me poor so I couldn't even if it was. Bruce Willis is particularly exhibitionist showing his penis in every movie he can such as Color of Night. The opposite of being an exhibitionist is being voyeuristic, a mental illness, such as watching porn. See Bruce Willis gets the actual girl, then the only sexual release outlet for the underclass is to watch porn or Bruce Willis get the girl. Our lower class dopamine can only be rewarded from OTHER people fucking. That's how entirely ostracized the elitists have made our class with their eugenic dominance. But it's an inverted dominance where the worst wins, as always with humanity. You can walk by a used car lot and every car is worth more than your life. |
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See, a kiss is an evolved primate behavior to express love. That is why nobody has kissed me, because nobody loves me. And it is why I haven't kissed anyone else, because nobody wants me to love them. So as you can see, in the entire observable universe, everything within my brain, there is no love whatsoever. Except for the indirect mental illness of voyeurism. The only type of thinking is mental illness. |
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if only you had some money and a nice car, like elliot rodger, that guy was swimming in pussy |
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"I can fuck no one, no matter how many girls I ask, plus it's even illegal for me to pay anyone" Why, because you're 9? |
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