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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2015-12-30 00:35 [#02490982]
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Peter Pootington's Pudding Parade


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2015-12-30 00:39 [#02490983]
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Fagulon Fartzinhowzer

Here's some more intel, alternate lyrics for Dixie Chicks
You Can't Hurry Love:
Kate's getting loved
How much more can she take?
Forced love is easy
It's a game of anal rape


 

offline Portnoy on 2015-12-30 01:07 [#02490984]
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w M w is a great dude. A dapper dude, daring to spate his
gooey goo, super poo. Poo hoo, u gitty prude, u good poop
dude.

Poop in ur Nose


 

offline spculum from MÜÜT on 2015-12-30 14:05 [#02491001]
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buttered flavour swet cop porn


 

offline spculum from MÜÜT on 2015-12-30 16:29 [#02491002]
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...flavoured


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2015-12-30 16:50 [#02491003]
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Think rhino slayer everyone dintdobbel blub


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from London (United Kingdom) on 2015-12-30 18:07 [#02491004]
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You can't hurry (brown) love



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2015-12-30 18:23 [#02491005]
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Wheelie bin roadshow


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2015-12-30 19:36 [#02491007]
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tuRdTobogan


 

offline RussellDust on 2015-12-30 23:52 [#02491009]
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Flemway's Bazar


 

offline obara from Lush Dance Music on 2016-01-02 17:35 [#02491038]
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Fus Ro Dah


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-01-02 17:46 [#02491040]
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minge master


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-01-02 22:28 [#02491055]
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Copernicus was wrong and the sun orbits around the earth.
This is because relativity says there is no universal frame
of reference to judge motion and a the sun and earth stay
about the same distance apart during a rotation, making
rotation about one or the other or neither equally valid.

To program artificial intelligence, start with infinite
intelligence and slowly add artificial unintelligence


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-01-02 22:43 [#02491058]
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software is the dna of technology


 

offline fleetmouse from Gorilla Mind Smooth on 2016-01-02 22:47 [#02491059]
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important word for 2016: consilience


 

offline sneakattack on 2016-01-03 01:20 [#02491063]
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Heliocentric theory is due to Aristarchus of Samos


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from BOOMIN IN THE JEEP on 2016-01-03 02:16 [#02491064]
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If an xltronic think tank thinks, how much xltronic think
tank would you think tanks?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-01-03 03:48 [#02491067]
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ssixty kilometers per track, forwards and backwards.


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2016-01-03 23:06 [#02491071]
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FIrst two letters accidental capitalisation prevent0r


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2016-01-03 23:09 [#02491072]
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Noun phrase in this thread smudger


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-01-04 11:55 [#02491074]
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I believe it needs lowering.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-01-04 18:38 [#02491076]
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Mavis McMavis Mavis


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2016-01-16 00:23 [#02491378]
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people! what are we gonna do with 'em!


 

offline fleetmouse from Gorilla Mind Smooth on 2016-01-16 02:49 [#02491381]
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The Elder Funt


 

offline freqy on 2016-01-16 02:52 [#02491384]
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energy efficient light bulbs in cold climates?


 

offline fleetmouse from Gorilla Mind Smooth on 2016-01-16 13:32 [#02491393]
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fuck no, when the heating broke in my office I put two
hundred watt table lamps under my desk

you will take my incandescent bulbs when you pry them from
my warm toasty fingers


 

offline freqy on 2016-01-16 18:14 [#02491400]
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lol .yeah lovely and warm : ) and no mercury in them. if
you have a small glass glass teapot you can also heat some
water for a cupa tea too.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-01-21 01:58 [#02491521]
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Ok, the universe is likely a computer of some sort. And I
noticed that programming 3d rotation is a rather tricky
multi-step operation, like you have to translate to the
origin, rotate one axis to zero, apply the rotation, then
unrotate and untranslate (that's probably wrong but the
point is it is lots of steps). Yet I can twirl one finger
around the other, and the universe doesn't "care" about the
computation involved. It is rotating every single atom in my
whole hand with no slowdown. Do you know how many atoms
there are in my hand? Not only that, it is rotating whole
planets, whole galaxies. It doesn't seem to give a fuck
about having to change algorithms to be more efficient, and
maybe wouldn't even strain when confronted with a turing
undecidable problem like the halting problem. But my
hypothesis was that if you can cram enough computation into
a small enough geometric area, you can cause LAG in the
universe! So I got hundreds of spools of fishing line,
record players and blenders and started rotating them all at
the same time surrounded by a circle of computers that were
factoring numbers. I laid down on the floor and put the
lower half of my body inside this circle and did a humping
motion, and it worked. The lag made the lower half of my
body move slower than the upper half and I was finally able
to suck my own dick, the true hidden goal of any scientific
work.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2016-01-21 07:02 [#02491524]
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true story


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2016-01-21 11:22 [#02491526]
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what should we name the new planet?


 

offline fleetmouse from Gorilla Mind Smooth on 2016-01-21 12:46 [#02491532]
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Planet Mu


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-01-21 16:40 [#02491536]
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i wonder if astrologers are going to try and sue NASA again
for lost earnings if they find it


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2016-01-21 20:47 [#02491546]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-01-21 20:48 [#02491547]
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Planet Myrecturm


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-01-21 20:59 [#02491548]
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Planet arsehole.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-01-21 23:45 [#02491560]
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Uranus and Urpenis. Or maybe Urpenis could be a moon around
Uranus... though I guess the one that is a moon is more
fitting as the anus part since it moons you.

Anyway, here's a revelation, THE PURPOSE OF STACKOVERFLOW IS
TO MONOPOLIZE PROGRAMMING DISCUSSION IN ORDER TO SHUT IT
DOWN. Exibit 1 of 10 million:
LAZY_TITLE
This question was CLOSED by the nigger authorities (CIA,
DARPA, THE ILLUMINATI, ETC), just as ANY question that is
useful is closed. And just like any wikipedia edit that is
useful is reverted, and just like any ebay listing is
limited and hidden. All of these use PR to successfully
trick people into thinking they are a free market of ideas
or goods but they're all about destroying culture and the
free market to horde all ideas and profit for themselves.
Here's a pro tip, people who know stuff DON'T WANT IT
SHARED. They consider it their intellectual property and
trade secrets. They don't want competition. They are like
the foot clan only it's an information war not a physical
war. They herd you into all the wrong programming languages,
teaching all the wrong paradigms. Meanwhile they're
developing quantum computers that will crack all encryption
used by the masses. The only useful computers will be
quantum computers and only the elite will have them, all
normal turing machines will be rendered broken by instantly
factoring numbers into primes with quantum computers thus
breaking all banking, all commerce except for the quantum
computer users. OR QUANTUM COMPUTERS ARE A FAKE BLUFF TO
SCARE THE RUSSIANS, like the moon landings. End
transmission.


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from BOOMIN IN THE JEEP on 2016-01-22 01:10 [#02491573]
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Sandi Toksvig dressed like a slut v's beans on ice cream
with owl pellets


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-01-22 02:01 [#02491575]
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That's some good work there. Good work everyone, keep
thinking.

Here's exhibit 2 of stackoverflow's intellectual warfare
agenda:
LAZY_TITLE
scroll to the bottom and it says:
"protected by Community♦ Sep 5 '15 at 20:14
Thank you for your interest in this question. Because it has
attracted low-quality or spam answers that had to be
removed, posting an answer now requires 10 reputation on
this site. "

Oooooohhh... it's "protected" by the "community" (root word
communism). For the children! For their protection from bad
bad spammers and people with low REPUTATION (I have more to
say about reputation, see below.. it is very bad). Gee, this
is similar to how gmail censors non-spam email for
PROTECTION, it's good PR isn't it. Send the kids to prison
called school FOR THE CHILDREN, for their education, because
education is top down authority indoctrination as opposed to
learning. Help "educate" the kids cuz we don't want them
learning on their god damn own! We need obedient corporate
workers not competitive thinkers, so regulate all the jobs
too! It's illegal to sell loose cigarretts and you need a 40
thousand dollar license for your kids to sell lemonade.
Anyway when the government has their 100% obedient robots
they won't need this PR anymore, they will simply be in your
face tyrants. Oh, and youtube censors non-spam replies for
your PROTECTION from bad bad spammers too. They "ghost" them
so you see your comment and think it posted but nobody else
can see it. Every twitter/ebay/facebook/assbook/titbook has
been monopolized using the hidden gun in the room of
initiation of force to shut down all competition with
regulation.

REPUTATION: China is implementing "sesame credits"
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline fleetmouse from Gorilla Mind Smooth on 2016-01-22 10:57 [#02491580]
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That's terrible! the Western version where we do that to
ourselves voluntarily is much better.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-01-22 13:25 [#02491583]
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Actually you know that flash game site kongregate? They're
in on it, you can tell because they exist and they are
large. Only things that are in on it are allowed to become
large, each a node in their full spectrum dominance. The
smoking gun here is a new genre called "idle" which most of
the top games now are. It is 100% pure operant conditioning
and positive reinforcement, tested extensively on
chimpanzees before being rolled out. Play midas gold for
example, you are a chicken pecking to get your reward of
chicken feed. It is a siren song that makes you desire to
imprison your mind. Even if you're aware of the operant
conditioning, it is still "fun". It's the first roll out
before it goes full blown sesame credits. This is also why
they centralize and then shut down programming information
centers, covertly so they appear useful at first glance for
PR purposes, much like the manicured lawns of compulsory
education dungeons, they don't want real programmers making
real things that interfere with their social engineering.
I'm suspecting bitcoin is run by the crab people too, it is
too perfectly timed with the collapse of the non-bitcoin
economy. Well I have midas gold playing in another window, I
have to go click on stuff, I have no choice, they figured
out how to control people with their own dopamine.


 

offline fleetmouse from Gorilla Mind Smooth on 2016-01-22 13:54 [#02491585]
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Well exactly. Your own neurology is being weaponized and
turned against you. And you'll like it.

I posted this once before, maybe it is relevant.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-01-22 13:55 [#02491586]
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I just thought of something else. There is something called
a "model organism". They are species that were doomed into
extensive testing like mice and fruit flies "when human
experimentation would be unethical".
LAZY_TITLE
So once the artificial life with artificial brains are
created, guess which species will be the new model organism?
Humans. Their artificial brains might even be based on ours
after the human connectome project, so we are prime test
subjects to figure out how they tick "when machine
experimentation would be unethical". The matrix had it wrong
perhaps- we will be test subjects rather than batteries.
Think mass vivisections Martyrs style. And if that isn't our
future, surely in at least one of all universes in the
multiverse it is. I suspect our universe is sliding along
the multiverse toward the worst possible state. That is the
main algorithm running in the background of it all, to
calculate the worst state and head there. The goal of
humanity is to spread like a virus to new planets and infect
the whole multiverse to kill it. The current evil multiverse
is like a parasitic plant covering the trunk of the good
multiverse preventing it from growing.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-01-22 13:57 [#02491587]
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I'll read that tomorrow after I "sleep" (sleep is another
conspiracy, you don't even want to know).


 

offline fleetmouse from Gorilla Mind Smooth on 2016-01-22 14:06 [#02491588]
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It's wise to sleep first, that article is so dense I had to
read it four times to get a grip on it. I still find some of
his phrasing pretty weird. It's journalism written in the
guise of science fiction. Also, the comments are fun.

Enjoy your, how you say, practice coffin?


 

offline obara from Lush Dance Music on 2016-01-27 19:01 [#02491765]
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Has the whole world gone crazy?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-01-28 06:21 [#02491782]
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At least frogs don't give a fuck. If the government could,
they'd make all the frogs criminals. I'm surprised there are
still stars; I thought they were all snuffed out. I realized
the beach has cancer; it is called humanity. Just look at
the ground; it is your only friend.
we rule with technology set the world on fire then you wi...


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-01-28 07:01 [#02491783]
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I watched Austin Powers 1 & 2 recently and realized that
"movies" are social engineering mechanisms by which
extroverted exhibitionists called "actors" prostitute the
hottest women, an act made illegal for lower classes, in
broad daylight. Here you can see Mike Meyers with a hot girl
(she was paid nicely I'm sure to kiss him multiple times in
this scene, each single kiss is more kisses than I have
received in my long painful lifetime):
LAZY_TITLE
That is just one from the enormous paid harem including the
fembots, the beginning dancers, etc. And this entire harem
was after a previous harem only 2 years earlier in the
original movie. Bruce Willis is one of the main woman
monopolists. In Sin City, he plays some detective who "saves
a young girl" then acts all surprised when as soon as she
turns 18 she wants to fuck him. That's the "script". The
script was only chosen to plug all the variables into the
usual prostitute social engineering mechanism of a "movie"
so that Bruce Fucking Willis can fuck 18 year olds, whereas
I can fuck no one, no matter how many girls I ask, plus it's
even illegal for me to pay anyone, plus they collapsed the
economy and made me poor so I couldn't even if it was. Bruce
Willis is particularly exhibitionist showing his penis in
every movie he can such as Color of Night. The opposite of
being an exhibitionist is being voyeuristic, a mental
illness, such as watching porn. See Bruce Willis gets the
actual girl, then the only sexual release outlet for the
underclass is to watch porn or Bruce Willis get the girl.
Our lower class dopamine can only be rewarded from OTHER
people fucking. That's how entirely ostracized the elitists
have made our class with their eugenic dominance. But it's
an inverted dominance where the worst wins, as always with
humanity. You can walk by a used car lot and every car is
worth more than your life.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-01-28 07:15 [#02491784]
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See, a kiss is an evolved primate behavior to express love.
That is why nobody has kissed me, because nobody loves me.
And it is why I haven't kissed anyone else, because nobody
wants me to love them. So as you can see, in the entire
observable universe, everything within my brain, there is no
love whatsoever. Except for the indirect mental illness of
voyeurism. The only type of thinking is mental illness.


 

offline fleetmouse from Gorilla Mind Smooth on 2016-01-28 13:01 [#02491791]
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if only you had some money and a nice car, like elliot
rodger, that guy was swimming in pussy


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-01-28 23:50 [#02491799]
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"I can fuck no one, no matter how many girls I ask, plus
it's
even illegal for me to pay anyone"

Why, because you're 9?



 


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