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offline freqy on 2016-01-10 22:06 [#02491224]
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Yeah, i heard he had a panic attack but not that they left
that take in.

empire:

"prepare to evacuate remaining grounds daft,"

Carrie fluft her lines ....they left it in. lol : P



 

offline freqy on 2016-01-10 22:22 [#02491225]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-01-10 22:36 [#02491230]
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Hilary Clinton, there is nothing there behind the eyes,
scary woman


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-19 08:41 [#02492426]
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This is doubtless old news but I did just laugh at
Star Wars: Episode VII Trailer - George Lucas' Special Ed...


 

offline big from lsg on 2016-02-19 14:20 [#02492428]
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it is, but it's still very funny

i remember being impressed with it coming out one day after
the trailer: they must have had a lot of the stuff they
wanted to edit in already


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-19 17:11 [#02492429]
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my fave star wars ship


 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2016-02-19 21:30 [#02492433]
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An easily forgotten movie. So much fucking homage I felt
like I was watching a parody of star wars


 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2016-02-19 21:39 [#02492434]
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Mark Hamill's intense stare... I bursted out laughing.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-19 22:31 [#02492435]
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He went away to the island after seeing phantom menance


 

offline freqy on 2016-02-19 22:48 [#02492436]
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side note for hyperflicks: how did you know it was feargal
sharkey lol.



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-19 23:03 [#02492438]
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Ive been scrying you mind, seriously it was a cross between
an educated guess and luck who you were referring too, bad
haircut and tremulous voice


 

offline freqy on 2016-02-19 23:10 [#02492440]
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there have been a few times ive tried to remember his name
in the past...can never remember scritty polity and prefab
sprout always seemed to pop up.. i am now going to use a
picture of a shark in my head now to remember him. : )


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-02-19 23:12 [#02492441]
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you usually see a short klip of him when there is a prog on
why the 80s were so shit/good


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2016-09-05 21:23 [#02503078]
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this movie was a boring shit, it was a bingo card with
elements from the first trilogy

fuck to abrams


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-05 22:23 [#02503079]
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I havent seen it since the cinema, your correct i think it
being not a clusterfuck like the prequels made me think it
was better than it is, in reality it was quite pedestrian, i
cant imagine them making a truly great star wars movie again



 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2016-09-05 23:38 [#02503085]
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it's like in the first abrams star trek where they show kirk
banging a green girl and everyone's like, oh shit, shout out
to the fans, except the force awakens is like that for the
whole. fucking. movie. Nothing but callbacks, shout outs and
do overs.

OK they changed some things, yoda is a girl now and she owns
the cantina. All the characters have traditional star war
names like jums jumpy and gorko flops. The death star is
bigger and has a really expensive charger.

I'm having more fun dunking on it than I did watching it.
Please, someone do an MST3K of it.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-06 16:56 [#02503116]
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he ruined star trek even now, what dimension am I in when
the latest star trek is directed by the guy who did fast and
the furious, what the fuck.

as predictable, rote and unambitious as the new star wars
was, at least it had the feeling of a star wars film. the
new star trek the only relation to the past star trek is the
uniforms and character names


 

offline RussellDust on 2016-09-06 17:41 [#02503117]
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I don't mind JJ, or TFA. Humbugs. I was never even mad at
GL. It's his work (HW). I was just annoyed, and disappointed
(AAD).


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-06 21:51 [#02503151]
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also force awakens is a bit of a shit title i reckon


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2016-09-06 23:44 [#02503195]
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For an example of space opera done right, see Guardians of
the Galaxy. I dare any of you to watch GOTG then TFA and
tell me with a straight face that TFA is good or at least
not bad (GOALNB). You can't, because it's bad (BIB).
Seriously, I dare you motherfuckers. Come at me, I have a
knife.


 

offline freqy on 2016-09-07 00:02 [#02503199]
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I believe you fleetmice.

actually...
The force awoken Mr plinkett ages ago.... but I think he
fell asleep again.

still no review


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2016-09-07 00:32 [#02503203]
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Episode VIII plot synopsis: there is a STAR WAR.

Glaps Blappo has built a Death Star the size of a solar
system.

Smello Turd has a light sabre with fifty lazer blades, which
when activated kills him instantly.

Carrie Fisher performs a medley of Tom Waits songs.

There is a mega-yoda made of little yodas.

Roll credits.


 

offline freqy on 2016-09-07 00:39 [#02503204]
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star wars fans would still go crazy for it .



 

offline RussellDust on 2016-09-07 11:54 [#02503225]
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TFA is a good movie. It's no masterpiece, but people have
such stupidly high, and pretentious expectations. Since SW
is 'theirs' of course.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2016-09-07 15:31 [#02503246]
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it was almost but not quite this good


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-07 15:41 [#02503247]
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^ better than the phantom menace i reckon


 

offline freqy on 2016-09-07 15:45 [#02503248]
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OH WOW a speciality movie !!! oh mmy god! ! gotta
seee!!

FANXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxxxxxxxxx


 

offline freqy on 2016-09-07 15:47 [#02503249]
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LAZY_TITLE

you beasts!!

why did you not warn me.

:....(


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-07 15:48 [#02503250]
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your meant to watch it at christmas with a mince pie and a
glass of sherry,

have you seen this Freqy?

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline freqy on 2016-09-07 15:51 [#02503251]
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no .. no i havent...

what will this do to my brain?

i do not see storm troopers or luke

what is this ****




 

offline freqy on 2016-09-07 15:52 [#02503252]
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i remember another one ..that was soon after jedi, a bloke
who thought he was luke. crash landed and there was an alien
creature thing there.


 

offline freqy on 2016-09-07 15:53 [#02503253]
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looked like predator i think?



 

offline freqy on 2016-09-07 15:54 [#02503254]
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Why didn't they just make more proper star wars's !! : (

I would have paid'ed them.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-07 15:55 [#02503255]
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i think these are evidence that george lucas clearly did
make poor decisions before phantom menace, especially star
wars holiday special, at least the ewok thing is for kids


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-07 15:58 [#02503256]
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Freqy did you have an ATAT in your bedroom growing up?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-07 16:00 [#02503257]
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im trying hard to think what this might be


 

offline freqy on 2016-09-07 16:05 [#02503258]
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there was a time when you could say 'i like star wars'. and
you didnt have to explain.



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-07 16:05 [#02503259]
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could this be the guy?


 

offline freqy on 2016-09-07 16:06 [#02503260]
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yes and the box...then the box was thrown...would have been
worth 300 + now


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-07 16:07 [#02503261]
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Its ok I still really love star wars myself. well first 3
films really,


 

offline freqy on 2016-09-07 16:08 [#02503262]
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no but almost

it was filmed mainly around a pond or something. where the
pilot tried to make friends with an alien thing.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-07 16:08 [#02503263]
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i'll have to make a model one day

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-07 16:09 [#02503264]
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LAZY_TITLE

your not thinking of this are you?


 

offline freqy on 2016-09-07 16:11 [#02503265]
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yes but you have to say original trilogy or a new hope
empire ....

if you say the first three, they say ..."oh, o.k i'll get ep
1 2 3 and check them out. i'll see for myself...and
associate the movies with your character, as you seem to
like them so much, i'll call you after watching your
favourite movies, nice meeting you."

lol


 

offline freqy on 2016-09-07 16:12 [#02503266]
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OMG thats it ...i rented it. i was so disappointed i thought
it was a star wars film thing.


 

offline freqy on 2016-09-07 16:13 [#02503267]
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well done on your searchings.

hey that ATAT....that would be a cool goonies type movie
thing...where kids go off and explore an old star wars
battle field. old ATATs and stuff.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-07 16:14 [#02503268]
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i watched it on video about 20 odd years ago, i thought it
was ok from what little i remember, but yes i would have
been disappointed if i thought it was a star wars spin off
with Dennis Quaid


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-09-07 16:15 [#02503269]
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actually i really liked that bit in the new film, the star
destroyer grave yard that was very cool i must admit


 

offline freqy on 2016-09-07 16:15 [#02503270]
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no R2 I cried.


 

offline freqy on 2016-09-07 16:16 [#02503271]
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yes it was like naussica


 


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