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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2015-11-23 12:19 [#02490048]
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a lot of people know my password for a lot of things somehow. no longer trust this acct or any future posts without further confirmation
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2015-11-23 12:21 [#02490049]
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same applies at all other boards and gplus etc until further notice
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2015-11-23 13:28 [#02490052]
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i have this mate who has like this 32 digit password, just seems intrinsically dodgy, then there are people who write their passwords down on little sheets of paper like the back of a tescos receipt, which defeats the purpose, my brother has a password archive that he encrypts, i dont think he has anything to hide but he has shit short term memory, myself im very lackadaisical about passwords and retain the similar password year to year and just change the occasional digit.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2015-11-23 22:27 [#02490057]
Points: 25361 Status: Addict
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i got that secondary biometric authentication with a wheelie chair that scans the unique vein patterns in my ass it's super tight and works all nite, only set me back 900 quid
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manifestevil
from Australia on 2015-11-23 22:42 [#02490058]
Points: 986 Status: Regular | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02490057
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Just read up on key loggers amd how to remove them but your solution seems far more inspiring. Where can I purchase this analysis vein wheelie chair scanner?
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manifestevil
from Australia on 2015-11-23 22:43 [#02490059]
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Predictive text thinks anal is analysis. Interesting.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2015-11-23 22:55 [#02490060]
Points: 25361 Status: Addict | Followup to manifestevil: #02490058
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left shelf, electic ted's command center, third parking zone, the imaginary strip mall in my mind.
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manifestevil
from Australia on 2015-11-24 00:32 [#02490061]
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Zang.
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manifestevil
from Australia on 2015-11-24 01:42 [#02490062]
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My imaginary mall is just over run with zombies pursuing mindless consumers and teenagers that say "like" far too often. It's actually quite ddifficult to tell them apart.
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2015-11-24 07:07 [#02490063]
Points: 14295 Status: Lurker
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just think how many xlt passwords you could crack just by guessing random afx and ae tracks
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2015-11-24 11:57 [#02490067]
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fuckin hate passwords, first a simple 4-6 digit numbers was good enough, then the next page comes along, demanding 8 characters, letters, caps, extra-keys and so on so bastardization of old password begins, after 200 or more passwords for sites and shit, the mutation of the password and all the heritet abreviasions become one shitpile of immemorizable mess.
ultimately sites demand to change your password to something completely new since muty passwords are supposedly easier to hack.
why didnt i use like a 32 key sentence or anything like that from the start, like "Hi, my name is Werner Brandes. My voice is my passport1234."
or "My password is 1234 you fucking shit!!" as a matter of fact my password to a lot of sites is a cussword,
as it is as memorizable as gratifying to type into the login..
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2015-11-24 12:06 [#02490068]
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I remember me my brother going into dixons or something in the late 90s and he guessed correctly that the password on one of the screensaver was john, just the law of averages that there is someone called john who i s abit dense
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SignedUpToLOL
from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2015-11-24 13:17 [#02490073]
Points: 2853 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02490068
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Cool story.
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SignedUpToLOL
from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2015-11-24 13:18 [#02490074]
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Of course though it wouldn't be "john" today, would it? *drops mic*
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2015-11-24 16:00 [#02490090]
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its kevin now
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2015-11-24 16:05 [#02490091]
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science fact: a name also widely popular amongst male killer whales
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2015-11-24 18:18 [#02490105]
Points: 25361 Status: Addict | Followup to ijonspeches: #02490067
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if you have troubles constructing a good barrier maze, just log onto the net through a dummy barrier
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2015-11-24 18:54 [#02490106]
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im good now, it just pissed me off, that i had to think of more and more passwords . why does some google-shite want all kinds of encryption, when banks and the like suffice with a few simple digits?
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2015-11-25 03:35 [#02490126]
Points: 25361 Status: Addict
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google is often right, but they've come to feel they are always right. the reason passwords are getting longer is complicated: first off, statistically, the world's median IQ has been plummeting. next, since google believes they are the smartest, they also believe anyone smart will use google products (because to not do so would be unsmart). ergo, the smarter the world population is, the more people can become active G+ users in the 1-2hr per day engagement range. alphabet magnate amit singhal was consequently tasked with overseeing classified alphabet x project to increase world intelligence. the resulting research indicated that forcing people to memorize lots of stupid fucking letters functions as a daily, unescapable sudoku, boosting both working memory and long-term theta wave fomentation. this boost is, for now, a gentle, imperceptable wind in the murk of humanity... but it builds speed like an ion sail drive. google calculates the median IQ should be north of 180 by 2021, and have consequently been routing all youtube red profits directly to the construction of mensa centers around the world. by 2023, road rage will stop. by 2025, sports will cease to be popular...
i could say more, but i don't want to spoil the surprise of their next quarterly report
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elusive
from detroit (United States) on 2015-11-25 03:50 [#02490127]
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any1 got his myspace login name?
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elusive
from detroit (United States) on 2015-11-25 03:51 [#02490128]
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icq #?
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2015-11-25 09:30 [#02490132]
Points: 25361 Status: Addict | Followup to elusive: #02490127
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teh dox
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