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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2015-09-28 05:18 [#02489205]
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2 cavemen, thug and thag, are riding wooly mammoths ion the god damn tundra and shit. thug says "my mammoth is so freakin slow man". Thag says "you think yours is slow, mine's is like even slower". thug says "no mine is slower". thag: "wanna bet? whoever reaches the mountain last has to pay the other a god damn gold coin"
so they both go slower and slower toward the mountain until they are both just stopped, trying to win the gold coin. A wise man comes along and tells them 2 words, after which they both race away toward the mountain as fast as they can go.
what 2 words did the wise man say?
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2015-09-28 09:49 [#02489210]
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Brucey Bonus
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2015-09-28 12:47 [#02489213]
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poop volcano
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2015-09-28 17:06 [#02489214]
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These are incorrect. And also they are not correct, plus they're wrong.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2015-09-28 18:06 [#02489215]
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bitcoin dubturbo
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2015-09-28 18:56 [#02489216]
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cheese windmill
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2015-09-28 20:46 [#02489219]
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winner dies
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2015-09-28 23:55 [#02489223]
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"trade mammoths"
I changed it from camels to mammoths so you couldn't likely cheat to find the answer in google you cheating assholes
Also turtles have a cloaca. They poop and have sex out of the same hole. So they're a lot like humans really. Have a good day.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2015-09-29 00:38 [#02489225]
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cavemen had mammoths? i had no idea.
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ddrummondd
on 2015-09-29 01:42 [#02489226]
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that pretty much sums you up
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2015-09-29 02:13 [#02489229]
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you can't sum me up, because there's only one.
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ddrummondd
on 2015-09-29 03:10 [#02489232]
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as does that
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jnasato
from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2015-09-29 11:16 [#02489234]
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This is the deepest xlt thread of the minute.
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SignedUpToLOL
from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2015-09-29 13:32 [#02489235]
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Is Xltronic on The Cloud? Asking for a friend...
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2015-09-29 14:45 [#02489236]
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I wish mammoths were still around
size of the things
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2015-09-29 14:46 [#02489237]
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mega fauna is very interesting
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2015-09-29 16:51 [#02489239]
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fuk my links
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jnasato
from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2015-09-29 19:21 [#02489240]
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Design Swan is fucking dope, brah. Hardcore EDM.
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2015-09-29 20:00 [#02489241]
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its relevant because to me its a swan smelling its arse and wmw probably agrees
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Advocate
on 2015-09-29 21:40 [#02489243]
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2deep4me
im8ofhere
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2015-09-30 10:52 [#02489244]
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swans are right bastards
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jnasato
from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2015-09-30 12:04 [#02489245]
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