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a god damn joke god damn it
 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2015-09-28 05:18 [#02489205]
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2 cavemen, thug and thag, are riding wooly mammoths ion the
god damn tundra and shit. thug says "my mammoth is so
freakin slow man". Thag says "you think yours is slow,
mine's is like even slower". thug says "no mine is slower".
thag: "wanna bet? whoever reaches the mountain last has to
pay the other a god damn gold coin"

so they both go slower and slower toward the mountain until
they are both just stopped, trying to win the gold coin. A
wise man comes along and tells them 2 words, after which
they both race away toward the mountain as fast as they can
go.

what 2 words did the wise man say?


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2015-09-28 09:49 [#02489210]
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Brucey Bonus



 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2015-09-28 12:47 [#02489213]
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poop volcano


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2015-09-28 17:06 [#02489214]
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These are incorrect. And also they are not correct, plus
they're wrong.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2015-09-28 18:06 [#02489215]
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bitcoin dubturbo


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2015-09-28 18:56 [#02489216]
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cheese windmill


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2015-09-28 20:46 [#02489219]
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winner dies


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2015-09-28 23:55 [#02489223]
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"trade mammoths"

I changed it from camels to mammoths so you couldn't likely
cheat to find the answer in google you cheating assholes

Also turtles have a cloaca. They poop and have sex out of
the same hole. So they're a lot like humans really. Have a
good day.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2015-09-29 00:38 [#02489225]
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cavemen had mammoths? i had no idea.


 

offline ddrummondd on 2015-09-29 01:42 [#02489226]
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that pretty much sums you up


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2015-09-29 02:13 [#02489229]
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you can't sum me up, because there's only one.


 

offline ddrummondd on 2015-09-29 03:10 [#02489232]
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as does that


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2015-09-29 11:16 [#02489234]
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This is the deepest xlt thread of the minute.


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2015-09-29 13:32 [#02489235]
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Is Xltronic on The Cloud? Asking for a friend...


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2015-09-29 14:45 [#02489236]
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I wish mammoths were still around

size of the things


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2015-09-29 14:46 [#02489237]
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mega fauna is very interesting



 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2015-09-29 16:51 [#02489239]
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fuk my links


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2015-09-29 19:21 [#02489240]
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Design Swan is fucking dope, brah. Hardcore EDM.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2015-09-29 20:00 [#02489241]
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its relevant because to me its a swan smelling its arse and
wmw probably agrees


 

offline Advocate on 2015-09-29 21:40 [#02489243]
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2deep4me

im8ofhere


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2015-09-30 10:52 [#02489244]
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swans are right bastards


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2015-09-30 12:04 [#02489245]
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