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do i have to go big and drop $$ on a triton? or is there golden twang in that there casio? what makes good midi banjo, anyways? does velocity sensitivity matter? can i do it with a max/msp patch? perhaps with karplus-twang synthesis? what is the LD50 for midi banjo? have you herd the world's smallest midi banjo in autechre's elbow patches? the man has everything else, why doesn't richard d. aphex have a robot banjo? does robot banjo count as midi banjo? i vote no |
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monetize your midi banjo with dubturbo: design swan edition |
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I think most any MIDI banjo sounds good with reverb. |
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i bet gary numan has one |
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George Formby plays some interesting solos without orchestra backing at times, would sample well. His voice is worth sampling too....heehee ohhh Mother. |
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So that´s why he was banned by the BBC. : O |
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it was probably all the times he used his ukulele as a blatant metaphor for his cock |
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it can´t be true : .( |
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its your fault im watching George Formby videos rest of the night now |
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heheh, me too. with a few solo bits. |
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sweet to see you guys have your ukulele moment on xlt |
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^feel free to share any ukulele orientated stuff |
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tnx obara. : ) |
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Haha Mel Smith Do you know of Jumbo Whiffy Hippyflakes? |
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^ yes i havent seen filthy rich & catflap in a long time i will have to find the dvd its at my mums |
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^ : P |
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oh yeah its on youtube, will probably re watch it this weekend then! |
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Awesome comedy. : P |
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UBFormby |
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red red lights, when I´m cleaning windows.... |
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thx, actually I might contribute something to this thread, hang on... |
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david letterman, jimmy kimmel, the daily show/colbert report, is all unfunny propaganda, basically a herding mechanism for internewbs/soccermoms/joesixpacks where they're fed forced memes mixed with advertisements to prevent them from ever achieving ultra computer science 3 status of anonymous troll hacker anarchist social engineers. people who wear ties are not funny, the least funny of which is conan obrien, practially carrot top's alter ego. |
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Conan teams up with a black guy, an asian woman, a transgender, and taco bell, lots of laughs to be had such as he has a "funny" hairdo I guess (also a forced joke). He said the black guy is a "computer genius" so I bet he's the guy in their whole political headquarters that knows how to like find things in google, and there are enough artificial hurdles erected to prevent normals from doing such a thing nowadays so I guess it is an achievement. at one point conan desperately tries some sort of fake convulsion comedy and the girl laughed because she felt social pressure to laugh, and I bet all the yes men surrounding conan could make her life a living hell if she didn't. the whole thing is a taco bell commercial loosely disguised as some sort of impromptu sitcom with studio audience laughter. This is what chumps watch in their 1 hour of free time before they have to go back to work for the fascist oligopoly, where a large portion of their taxes probably pay for conan's stupid show. See conan actually ate the food, therefore he must be a useful idiot, not a reptilian insider since they know that most fast food is soft kill weapons. He chose a red hair cap later, I guess that "joke" was funny like having red hair. |
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the seem like they have been locked in a barn for 5 years and played banjo simulations 12 hours a day till perfection if they hit a bum note they dont get any bread or water |
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....and most likely that's what really happened ah you mean like the Jacksons, lol ? |
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i can't start my day without a fresh jimmy kimlet |
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yeah all three of them chained to a breeze block, being fed with a trough full of nettles, fighting with the farmyard animals for scrapos and only a semi complete backgammon board for entertainment, one dropped note and its a dunking in the barrel of ice water and a perfect recital of an old testament passage at random. Either that or they are some cleverly disguised Honda robots. |
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honda robots play the violin, not the fiddle |
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its a secret project roboDanshi fiddle ver 0.25 X gundam |
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yeah, the smallest robot, the one in the middle....his weird facial expressions from time to time suggest some software problem |
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facial expression service has stopped |
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banded by BBC. lol nice banjolele solo. Georges funny squeaky voice too lol : P |
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^ is that your playlist freqy, some good stuff on there |
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