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offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2015-09-08 14:02 [#02488769]
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I stay here and they call for a job there, i go there and
they call for a job here


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2015-09-08 18:09 [#02488777]
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tell your doctor you have employment dyskinesia and ask for
the pale oval pills that relax your resume


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2015-09-09 20:52 [#02488807]
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oh, they called me for a job interview

it's a call centre, a shit job but hey. has anybody ever
worked for a call centre?


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2015-09-10 04:51 [#02488825]
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i has. inbound. some insurance but not insurance bullshit
for people supposedly "activating" their new store brand
credit cards. simple script. everything on screen in front
of me. take about 100 calls a day give or take. bonus and
incentives. air conditioning. i could come in well blazed. 0
fucks given. callers can get to you sometimes. kinda sucked.
'd probably go crazy if i had worked there much longer.
idk... i shoulda probably drank more. lol


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2015-09-10 08:10 [#02488827]
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You could use the opportunity to tell callers about
xltronic. Maybe phobia could offer a commission?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2015-09-10 14:01 [#02488831]
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lol


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2015-09-10 14:09 [#02488832]
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thanks for sharing :)

this one should be outbound, and supposedly i should be
calling people to sell something i am yet to know. Probably
electricity, gas, phone or internet offers.

0 fucks given

same, i thought that's the best approach for a job like that


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2015-09-10 19:48 [#02488840]
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or frozen baby rats for vivariums


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2015-09-10 21:09 [#02488843]
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i listened to traditional music from Sardinia and Syro
tonight


 

offline ddrummondd on 2015-09-11 04:35 [#02488851]
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good.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2015-09-11 13:44 [#02488872]
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:)

the interview went fine, now i'll be doing a 5 days training
starting from monday, and after that i'll be doing a test
for them to see if i am good at it or not. they clarified,
i'll be selling telephone services. it's a part time job,
four euros per hour


 

offline RussellDust on 2015-09-11 15:17 [#02488873]
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Next time you want go there, go here instead. Trick the
bastards.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2015-09-11 20:30 [#02488876]
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sardinia and syro is the new scott herren project

I've worked at call centers, the people there are
interesting and funny, don't turn your back on them though


 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2015-09-12 14:45 [#02488885]
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I dont come to erige here as freqyntly as Heras ago, hi
mohamed
Face the day by day, or break the law


 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2015-09-12 14:45 [#02488886]
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Erige=here


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2015-09-13 00:09 [#02488888]
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Where do you live now?



 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2015-09-13 12:16 [#02488898]
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i just moved from Milano to Alghero (Sardinia). At this
stage it's a few months adventure, i think 'til May-June
2016 to see if I can find a decent job or not. Milan is
full, i searched any job for over two years with no results.
It became depressing, so i followed a couple of friends
which are here to try, too. They are not married but they
have a baby. He does not have a problem of work since he's a
web developer and with his agency they're trying to expand
in this region, she's searching for a job like me, but she
can rely on his partner so shes not in a hurry. With the
call center job i can afford the rent of a one room flat but
i won't make any money


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2015-09-13 12:17 [#02488899]
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Hi Falito good to see you


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2015-09-15 20:44 [#02488944]
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i said the call center people it was not thing for me. fuck
that shit.


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2015-09-16 03:42 [#02488946]
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I was going to say, I dont think it suit you. Why not look
at delivery jobs? Like working for a take away? or parcel
delivery. Then you can drive around listening to electronic
music all day


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2015-09-16 07:44 [#02488948]
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XLT Call Center Script outline:

- check if user has enough IDM in their system
- check if modular patch cables are setup properly
- check if AC adapter is plugged in
- recommend DUBturbo for next level beatz and monetization
- ask if interested in 260 pixel insurance


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2015-09-16 20:50 [#02488970]
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yep you got that right larn

the delivery idea it's a good idea, except i'm new in the
place so i don't know the city enough to do that. now it
seems i don't want to pick jobs but i'll pick any if it's
really about work, hard work and nothing else, not having
tests for that. at the call center they were asking to learn
a shitload of things by memory and i'm too old to do that.

i'm here to try to give a change in my life and i think i
should follow my heart, they were asking to put a mask in
order to fuck people on the phone, also no thanks.



 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2015-09-25 22:45 [#02489147]
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5 days to the end of my sardinian visit. i don't think i
will come back.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2015-11-25 22:01 [#02490157]
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the local hiring hall came out with an offer, the first in
three years. it's about keeping animals used for
experiments. i won't be doing any test, but those rats will
do. i did the interview today, they didn't talk about
vivisection but, i don't know, i feel i'm making up my mind
again. can't go on like this. what do you think?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2015-12-02 17:59 [#02490246]
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lol, i have to undergo security checks to get the job and my
name is listed all over the web, from back when i was in
Palestine. i also have to bring them my urine


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2015-12-16 11:03 [#02490656]
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i didn't pass the internet security tests. i guess that
explains why i cant find a job after three years of sending
cvs and doing (good) interviews


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2015-12-16 16:00 [#02490663]
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Maybe they've got you confused with a different mohamed?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2015-12-16 16:47 [#02490664]
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don't think so, mohamed is just a part of my surname. when
you type the full name on google, the first page is full of
articles talking about me in a israeli jail. not paranoid
here


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2015-12-16 16:52 [#02490665]
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at this point i might just break the law having the right
hooks


 


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