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offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2015-09-05 22:40 [#02488705]
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..without ejaculating last night. I woke up from sleep and
I was still coming, then I checked my penis but there was no
sperm. I was dreaming about two lesbians going wild..
amazing experience


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2015-09-05 22:54 [#02488709]
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your balls must have been jetlagged


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2015-09-06 21:06 [#02488716]
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that or i became ball less

oh god


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2015-09-07 10:56 [#02488729]
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hope you dont have the first symptoms of the gush


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2015-09-07 12:41 [#02488731]
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lol what is that, looks they are dying

sorry i don't understand english enough to get what the gush
is all about, anyway thanks for your concern i was feeling
pretty well


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2015-09-07 12:57 [#02488732]
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Its how Osama Bin Laden died with copies of this
magazine strew over his floor, but it was covered up
for political purposes


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2015-09-07 14:58 [#02488733]
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Tantric pawa~


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2015-09-07 19:59 [#02488751]
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that's what i read on the interwebz

i'm not done with wikipedia though. tell me more about it
with your own words plz


 

offline RussellDust on 2015-09-07 20:09 [#02488752]
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Those dreams will stop happening when you reach 15. Nothing
to worry about.
Congrats on the internal ejaculation! I remember reading
about certain monks... Did you check your arsehole?



 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2015-09-07 20:24 [#02488754]
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hahaha!

i didn't check my arse why you ask?? you just can't leave me
with those dots what did you read about the monks?

i ask becoz i want to know if i'm the right path


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2015-09-07 23:59 [#02488756]
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it is heresy to spill your seed, and defile your body, just
think the next Albert Eisenstein could just be a unfortunate
stain on your bed spread


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2015-09-08 02:20 [#02488762]
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You have developed dry cums. It's either from over
masturbation, or under masturbation. Either way you'll never
impregnate someone as your prostate has dried up.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2015-09-08 14:01 [#02488768]
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i've had a wank y'day night cos i couldn't sleep, and
curiously, the semen that come out was two wanks worth


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2015-09-09 04:08 [#02488795]
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i'm trying to pass a chakra right now. tricky shit


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2015-09-09 20:57 [#02488809]
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y'all talking tantra and chakra but no one that tells what
does it all mean


 

offline obara from Aalsmeer on 2015-09-18 10:17 [#02489003]
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one of the meanings of that dream might be that you are in
need of a 3some with lesbians



 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2015-09-18 20:53 [#02489018]
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damn me i wish


 


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