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+2:15 subject insists consciousness evolved in order to allow his mouth to move faster than reality +2:30 subject becomes distraught; repeatedly states that his analysis has been impeded by spiders |
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Kidnapping the homeless and giving them LSD is not a safe hobby. |
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+4:44 subject observes that it isn't the muscles you tense, it's the muscles you don't untense |
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holy smoke |
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...that give you headaches. Yah. Stretching and massage are essential to living. |
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it took a few months of meditating on how to pop my vertabrae, but i think i've finally located that little ball of tension that makes me vomit puppies once a fortnight. |
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23:07 ~ subject is inquiring about the derivative of moving information on an internet forum. |
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Like taking a poop and seeing little things swimming in the toilet. You put them in a jar to be your little pets, and all the pterodactyls have projectile diarrhea, causing brown rain. The toilets are all a giant artificial shared digestive system converting evolution's creations into brown paste. Your vocal chords can only run on vomit and you spray it in people's faces to communicate. The poisonous mushrooms learned to imitate human penises and emit spores that make them irresistible to suck, then they grow out of your body when you die. |
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wow those suck mostly, the thread I saw last time was way better all well at least that puppet one is weird |
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your vocal chords only run in vermont |
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i remember this day. i remember the spinders. when i chose my words, though, i didn't pay any mind to the fact that impedence is tantamount to AC resistance. |
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