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did you - accidentally booty call your future wife - quit your stupid job or - write an afx song in your pocket share it here |
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i did all those three things |
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Ofc all of those Sharing |
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sharing is caring |
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way to go! congrats to all three, man :) |
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thank u people may now also share butt dials they'd wish to make |
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Not quite a butt dial but my mum was doing sth with my phone and a msg came through, how about a bong? she was like wbats a bong i said it was short for ball hang, like hanging with your friends stupid story. erm on never really made any significant butt dials hmmm |
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I dialed a wrong number once but the bloke on the other end sounded like my uncle Jim , even though he lived miles away, pretty sure it was him |
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great story! thanks for sharing Hyperflake: i'll allow this story, since it's great, but technically it's not a butt dial story |
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thanks for making the exception, i also absent mindedly phone my mother alot as i have the number automatically memorised, i dont dial it with my buttocks however |
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I do have one story of butt dialing however, my brother is a frequently rail traveler and he arse dialed me once, probably on a intercity, i heard a cough and about 30 seconds of rustling of sandwich bags then the disconnect tone when he realised his phone was being used |
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what about sharing your wife |
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My mother just called, this thread is about mothers, How I Met Your Mother is on in the background... all this is seriously unfortunate, and annoying. I once sent all my contacts a picture of my erect penis. |
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I do have a phone story... This happened around 2006~2007... I was talking with a female friend on my cell phone outside, and then all of a sudden the person on the other end became some random dude. My friend was also transferred to talk with some other person. I don't know why it happened... The point is, this is before Snowden leaks and whatnot, when only people like me living in bomb shelters surrounded by grenades believed that cell phone transmissions could be easily bugged/tapped/interfered with. It's not like ye olde days of telephone where a cord could just be plugged into another line, but still, the concept exists. Cell phone calls can be transferred and tapped. No shit, motherfucker. And also I used to put me wang in her, so I guess that it relates to this thread. Booty calls, ftw. |
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Snow dowwwnnnn |
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True story: I accidently texted my father in law "houd je bek vuile neger" what means shut up nigger. I texted this to a friend earlier that day. . |
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my phone rang next to me. i picked it up and there was no one there saying anything, just a noise. Then i heard a tv in the background I realise dit was on the same channel as me , then i remembered i was watching youtube, so of all the billions of channels this complete prat who rang me was watching the same on demand video as me...and at the same point in time i was watching it. of all the billilons of channels , and thousands of seconds he was within 50ms at least of my video. i said "hello??" Within 50ms I hear my voice "Hello?" coming from my butt!!! Turned out that I had sat on my business phone with speaker phone on and called my personal mobile. I was/am talking out my a*se : ) |
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Das deep, yo. It's like space and magnets and shit. |
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i've never actually butt-dialed. an ex's family was the butt-dialin'-ist family i've ever seen, though -- happened like three times a week. for a while i was sort of squinting at the situation, trying to figure out: is this actually real, or is it some sort of family in-joke? that's how often they butt dialed |
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Aw, your ex, his/her parents, and their in-jokes. Write a song about it, man/...! |
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tnx jnasato yes indeed : ) |
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I miss your 'grave times ' video sceptics. that was funny even when such grave times existed, it made everything sort of o.k : P |
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all of my video gear is in an overpriced storage locker, slightly southwest of the ambient disco poster |
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best thread in yonks, thx for the laugh |
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