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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2015-06-29 09:15 [#02487543]
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Hi guys, this song really sizzles! Its gonna be a #1 chart
topper for sure:
LAZY_TITLE

Here are the lyrics, they are designed for karaoke at
interracial gay dating parties:

"Corn dogs,
hot dogs,
all of these are tas-ty,
corn dogs,
hot dogs,
ham bur gers tooooo!

Corn dogs,
hot dogs,
all of these are tas-ty,
eat 'em eat 'em eat 'em then you poo,
eat um up eaaaat 'em then you poo,
eat um up eaaaat 'em then you poo-oo-oo,
eaaaat 'em then you poo,
eat um up eaaaat 'em then you poo-oo-oo,
eaaaat 'em then you poo"

(repeat until you die of aids)

Thank you.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2015-06-29 14:32 [#02487545]
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Is this the last verse of the star spangled banner


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2015-06-29 18:05 [#02487546]
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I can't hear what you said cuz you're dead of aids. But I
will take that as a desire for an encore, so I present to
you a bunch more songs! Two of these songs have lyrics:

LAZY_TITLE

1st song lyrics: "put my
pee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee--ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee--
nuu-uu-uu-uu-uu-uu-uu-uu-uuuuus!
In your butt (in your butt)
In your butt (in your butt)
In your buu- uu- uu- uu- uut!"

(no lyrics for middle songs)

last song lyrics: (only small part has lyrics, just the
highest pitch notes I think) =
"who ev er...
smelt it...
dealt... it... (dealt... it)..."

Thank you!


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2015-06-29 22:05 [#02487549]
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^Umber loaf on the end of my cyclops


 

offline betamaxheadroom on 2015-06-30 03:03 [#02487551]
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the amount of effort you go to considering your deliberate
anti pc bullshit is incredible and relentless. to target
"nobody" i can understand considering this is and has been a
relentless anti-internet anti-messageboard anti-anti?

you speak in a different language which suggests superiority
and inferiority at the same time. but for who or whom? only
yourself.

i don't think you will ever say why though i suspect there
is a reason to your method. if you are you i think you are
this is some kind of masterplan or art statement which
NOBODY here understands. and if thats true does that not
defeat the purpose? i dont expcet a coherent answer but id
like one.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2015-06-30 03:43 [#02487552]
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most people here are actually very strange. very depressed.
let them wear whatever clothes they think fits them. you
saying u know better? tell him how to dress


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2015-06-30 03:48 [#02487553]
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but its a bad way to live. why dress up in shit and aids?
who for? what kind of twisted audience


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2015-06-30 07:12 [#02487554]
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Your post elicits a WTF reaction, and for that reason I
consider it good art, though the word "art" has been
hijacked by system sanctioned but otherwise completely
undeserved and idiotic authorities who think cutting
construction paper into shapes and gluing them to produce
positive and negative shapes like wannabe MC escher or some
shit not to mention initiate force on everyone indirectly
through elaborate social scams like taxation. I'm a victim
of compulsory education, it is sort of a way to express what
type of person that cookie cutter individual snuffing
hierarchical institution produces. Not a renaissance man, or
philosopher/scientist/optimist/good vibe spreader, but a
shriveled soul with a fractal of mental problems. Its all a
scam where the reptile illuminati elite have learned how to
manipulate the masses of useful idiot dumb people to do
their bidding. Only trolls and the mentall ill can be
trusted, because if they come out the other end of the
factory wearing a suit and tie or whatever you know their
success is probably due to speculation in the soul market.
Its just the output of bored brains, and brains with a low
boredom threshold, a term I got from aphex, produce more
art, like these songs I guess, do you leik thame? You write
as an NSA illuminati agent who has been studying me which I
suspect you are as they have infiltrated all messageboards,
and could very well be the first wave of AGI. Socially
unacceptable things are often funny and push the overton
window. Without that it'd be illegal to do just about
anything, as it is already illegal to not wear clothes.
Bonobos do not wear clothes, maybe we should send copies of
ghost gunner to bonobo tribes, it would probably be a good
first step in the right direction.


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2015-07-01 13:50 [#02487566]
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You should use your powers for good, instead of being a
parody or character who lives to insult those who merely
need to be shown the way. By being a cynical parody of a
person, you accept defeat to the oppressors who you truly
hate. Be happy by fighting until death with the potential
for good outcome, instead of cowering and slowly committing
suicide.

You can make a positive difference. If you don't believe
that, you're only supporting the ideals that you are
against.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2015-07-02 00:50 [#02487570]
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I'm sort of impressed by the really long replies on here,
makes me wonder why i cant be arsed


 

offline Advocate on 2015-07-02 01:18 [#02487571]
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your dyslecsic?


 

offline Advocate on 2015-07-02 01:35 [#02487572]
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fuck this, lets have a great time. im drinking alone to
this, imagining there's the wildest party
imaginable.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2015-07-02 01:36 [#02487573]
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possibly, more likely I have some form of ADHD


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2015-07-02 05:23 [#02487576]
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xltronic is the world's longest tape delay. you don't "get
it" unless you're around long enough to be part of the
infinite re-folding feedback... or simply have a good ear.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2015-07-02 09:28 [#02487577]
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touchin' dem titties


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2015-07-02 09:41 [#02487578]
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I sat down on the bus next to this girl named Linda
tried to break the ice but 'stead I broke the winda

gess wot, i madete more songs


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2015-07-02 09:43 [#02487579]
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I wonder what happened to man festival (manifest evil). He
was one of the illest and dopest MCs in this joint. detroit
what.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2015-07-02 19:33 [#02487591]
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lol


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2015-07-02 23:48 [#02487603]
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As requested here are 4 more amazing songs and I used god
damn sound cloud this time:
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline drill rods from 6AM-8PM NO PARKING (Canada) on 2015-07-07 16:04 [#02487658]
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lol


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2015-07-07 19:50 [#02487663]
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what makes you sound cloud think w M w?


 


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