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my recipe: Bono Steve Vai Geddy Lee (esp. if he sings backup) Phil Collins (esp. if he sings backup) oh god the two of them singing backup, oh god |
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what do you not like about Steve Vai? though I kinda get why you would choose him. |
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chris de burgherking lead vox all the eagles rhythm and lead guitar fred durst doing positive affirmation self hypnosis raps buddy rich strapped into a straightjacket vomiting and crying because duh |
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I guess he's okay when he was under Frank Zappa's thumb. |
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fred durst doing positive affirmation self hypnosis raps maney lol |
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Bono (vocals) Dave Grohl (vocals) |
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Nobody said this yet?: Cygnus touring with Autechre Keep practicing trolls |
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Miley Cyrus Lady GaGa Katy Perry Rihanna Nicki Minaj Super all-girl band called 'Vulvacious' |
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katy perry (armpit fart horn) katy perry's lawyers (demonic gibbering) |
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That's racist. |
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Aha! That's where you are wrong because actually A) I'm mixed race, and 2) I'm a hermaphrodite, both gay and lesbian. So It's impossible, as I'm almost every demograpic you can think of and naturally have the right to say whatever I want that could offend anyone. I AM political correctness and everyone else is can suck it... ...and/ or lick it. |
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Oh, what's that? Excuse me? I can't hear you over this big crunchy bowl of RED PILLS I'm eating. |
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I speak for the asexual coalition of eunuchs, you left us out of the equation |
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A good job too, as a bowl of blue pills would keep you UP for a week, and no mistake. |
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I left them out of the equation for a reason. They'll never have the BOLLOCKS to speakup. |
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piers morgan, jeremy clarkson, robert kilroy silk and chris moyles. i think i win. |
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A band called 'Operation Yewfour'? |
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i can't believe you didn't go for "youcunt" i even set you up for it :) |
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Too much cunt per square inch there, i think a black hole would form if they were ever in the same vicinity |
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The worst band... in the world |
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me on every instrument |
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Screech, Urkel, Barney and Alex Jones taking turns rapping and providing back up lyrics for eachother over Nick Jr's Fresh Beat Band. |
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I was listening to Confield last night. How did I ever like it? What was I, retarded? That's awful music, poop noise wearing art's skirt. Autechre is the worst band. |
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I give my life to you, Jesus. Come into my heart and bring good tunes. |
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autechre on acid, aphex on grass, and |
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the anguished opening wails of a guitar (almost the sonic equivalent of a hangover) never fail to cheer me up. it's the next wilhelm |
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production by the daft punk boyz |
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Queen Elizabeth II - drums George Bush Jr. - bass Richard Dawkins - ukulele Yngwie Malmsten - guitar Stephen Hawking - vocals |
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fleetmouse : vocals isnieZot : lead guitar Hyperflake : bass belb : teh drums .... :§ |
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^--- the 21st century ramones. using them computers to make stuff with three chords. |
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[recoils from computor screen hissing, spills keurig] |
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paulo nutini (just the name, m.bubble somehow sidestepped this same fate) elton john (ham fisted fat old grandma) paloma faith (mick jagger had to cancel) (i think all 3 played at 'Eden Session' in Cornwall recently, poor f*ckers down there) |
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bono agreed but near miss... but scratch paloma faith because.... two people who are surely on everyone's list:- jools holland sting phil collins... awful. agreed but also excellent. in ice t's cd collection. 2 billion. in switzerland. his little kids had an oberheim expander. brand x. you can hear it's him a mile away. shameless old midget at one point the hair was one thin line down middle of skull. invented northern soul after it had been invented. miami vice, saying 'wankers'. used to live in guildford. etc. respect! |
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I agree that Phil Collins is so awful he laps himself and becomes awfully awesome. He's infra-awful, a muaical black hole where taste turns inside out. That's why he must be in the band. |
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Pope Benedict on Vocals Normal Tebbit - slap chapman stick Alan Titchmarsh - Accordion Michael J Fox - bongos |
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David Hasselhoff Celine Dion Bruce Willis Peter Andre Bez POWER BALLAD BLUES |
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I know 50% of that lineup |
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OK but throw in James Hetfield on backing vocals for a few plaintive HNYEAUH-YEAYEAUHHHs. |
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Jabba the Hutt Vocals Terry Wogan Tuba Alan Bennett Washboard & teaspoons Kid Rock xylophone |
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How can one think of a worst band without Oasis' singer? |
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the worst drummer would be the guy from U2. on mtv I'd always see him using just kick snare and hihat, over and over I wonder if it's the same guy on "acrobat". Dunno maybe they didn't let him use toms all those years and he accepted that. |
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That bloke you see at the supermarket who smells of urine and fish = programming sequencers and on stage cable management. |
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Bonnie Langford PA and back line roadie. |
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Stevie Wonders dog = FOH. |
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sponsored by 'toys R us', Tomy 'my first mixing desk' |
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Piers Morgan one man band covering metal machine music whilst on barbiturates |
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you shop at aldi then? |
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