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i didn't have one since one year and a half, i was living in a car back then, but anyway, almost no jizz came out, just a few drops of white liquid more similar to piss, is this normal? |
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i mean one would expect an ocean of cum, instead it seems that my balls have stopped working. wtf |
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Any ideas as to why you have no libido? Do you feel guilty after your yearly wank? And yeah your sperm army seems a bit tepid. |
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next time tease your orgasm out. play with yourself for about an hour, remaining hard but not cumming. Maybe even do that for shorter periods a few times in the day before you blow the ocean i haven't had what you've described but i don't think i've stopped wanking for longer than two weeks since i discovered it. if i wait a week or longer i blow chunks of what look like coagulated seamen. it's almost as cool as picking my beard hairs |
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actually i have had what you've described. for me it's the result of having wanked 3 or 4 times in the day. the last wanks are barely pushing fluids out |
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Respect. |
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yes it was like that |
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1. it's the kind of life i'm doing 2. no 3. lol wtf |
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:) Meds? Ultimately I wouldn't worry about not wanking. Rocco would tell you to eat more eggs (and pussy). |
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not only that, i'm sharing the room with 3 other people. eggs, i'll have a thought about that |
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They're good for the old sperm, apparently. |
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for the old sperm to do what plz? |
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Porn actors eat a lot of eggs to have healthier looking sperm. For more of that thick white stuff you're so desperately looking for. Dr Ruth tells me that maybe your masturbation session wasn't very enjoyable? You should wait until the people you're sharing a room with fall asleep and then come on their faces! |
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mohamed: Sorry, it's an english expression to put "old" in front of something, but it doesn't necessarily mean it's the intended meaning. It's like a term of endearment of some sort. I didn't mean your old sperm. If old sperm built up and stayed there, celibates or non-wankers would die! There's a constant cycle going on in there. It is recommended to ejaculate though. I think 12 times a month is the recommendation I keep coming across.. Though studies are showing that ejaculation through masturbation alone isn't as beneficial as ejaculation through sex, yet it still holds many benefits. |
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lol i did enjoy it though, with the other hand making the gesture of 'she' sucking my dick. lol |
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Wow none of that works for me. I've never tried though! |
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hahahaha |
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A year and half? I really hope you entered some pussy instead? |
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i did not enter anywhere, man |
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this thread sucks AND theres a link to the fucking inbetweeners. |
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im totally right. the longer you believe the things you believed in the 00s the lamer you get. |
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but.. it's just a wank |
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This thread is great! I really admire Mo's honesty. Even if The Inbetweeners is not your thing, that gag is quite funny and was revenant to the thread. You're such a fucking misery-guts, Ampers! :) |
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Don't be so brash! ;) |
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returning on the thread subject, it was half on the bed half in the bathroom but i enjoyed the part on the bed mostly. i felt the peasure on my feet. i should cum all over my stomach. |
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I had to go and check in the bathroom mirror. It was indeed my confused face. |
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hey good point about the feet. i like it laying down as well, but i do like not having to clean as much if i just toss one off in the sink lol. less mess and no stink dink |
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yeah mo, just sounds like you busted it out too quick. spend and hr or two crankin it, see what happens |
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i don't know if i have the time to work it for an hour, there's always someone, in the bedroom and in the bathroom both |
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That alone doesn't explain his over liquified cum, I believe. |
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i didn't have another since that one, so i couldn't tell. i will keep you updated lol |
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your boner chakra is spinning the wrong way |
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i'm sure there is a robotic penis stroker so you can lay in bed with your hands behind your head or read a book at the same time. in 2014 surely there is a market for it now |
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hahaha |
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Wow your balls must be like watermelons then? |
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yeah you could play rugby with them |
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i had a wank recently myself basically me and the girl were having trouble finishing up, so I finished myself with a finger in her while she gave me some contractions. it's a sensation echo and it's pretty amazing |
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mohamed from which country are ya? |
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Italy |
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I had a friend who didn't masturbate, after a year his balls really hurt. The doctor he visited told him to wank more to release pressure..lol I laughed my balls out of my pants when he told me that. |
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I don't think I could be friends with non masturbators. |
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Same. C'est une soupape de sécurité dans cette société de malades. |
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"I laughed my balls out of my pants" lol |
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i'll do my best |
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Just don't forget to let us know! |
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i've had another couple of wanks since and everything seems back to normal, i moved to a less crowd place now so i have more occasion to masturbate, i eat more eggs too |
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Eggs increase only the nasty smell of your sperm |
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how do ya know? |
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what does soundboard mean? |
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