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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2014-11-20 14:09 [#02479832]
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i didn't have one since one year and a half, i was living in a car back then, but anyway, almost no jizz came out, just a few drops of white liquid more similar to piss, is this normal?
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2014-11-20 14:27 [#02479834]
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i mean one would expect an ocean of cum, instead it seems that my balls have stopped working. wtf
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RussellDust
on 2014-11-20 15:08 [#02479835]
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Any ideas as to why you have no libido?
Do you feel guilty after your yearly wank?
And yeah your sperm army seems a bit tepid.
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chachmaster3000
on 2014-11-20 15:26 [#02479838]
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next time tease your orgasm out. play with yourself for about an hour, remaining hard but not cumming. Maybe even do that for shorter periods a few times in the day before you blow the ocean
i haven't had what you've described but i don't think i've stopped wanking for longer than two weeks since i discovered it. if i wait a week or longer i blow chunks of what look like coagulated seamen. it's almost as cool as picking my beard hairs
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chachmaster3000
on 2014-11-20 15:35 [#02479839]
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actually i have had what you've described. for me it's the result of having wanked 3 or 4 times in the day. the last wanks are barely pushing fluids out
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RussellDust
on 2014-11-20 15:49 [#02479840]
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Respect.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2014-11-20 15:59 [#02479843]
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yes it was like that
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2014-11-20 16:01 [#02479844]
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1. it's the kind of life i'm doing
2. no
3. lol wtf
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RussellDust
on 2014-11-20 16:08 [#02479845]
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:)
Meds?
Ultimately I wouldn't worry about not wanking. Rocco would tell you to eat more eggs (and pussy).
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2014-11-20 16:41 [#02479847]
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not only that, i'm sharing the room with 3 other people. eggs, i'll have a thought about that
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RussellDust
on 2014-11-20 17:21 [#02479849]
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They're good for the old sperm, apparently.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2014-11-20 17:35 [#02479850]
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for the old sperm to do what plz?
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RussellDust
on 2014-11-20 17:42 [#02479851]
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Porn actors eat a lot of eggs to have healthier looking sperm. For more of that thick white stuff you're so desperately looking for.
Dr Ruth tells me that maybe your masturbation session wasn't very enjoyable?
You should wait until the people you're sharing a room with fall asleep and then come on their faces!
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RussellDust
on 2014-11-20 17:50 [#02479852]
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mohamed:
Sorry, it's an english expression to put "old" in front of something, but it doesn't necessarily mean it's the intended meaning. It's like a term of endearment of some sort.
I didn't mean your old sperm. If old sperm built up and stayed there, celibates or non-wankers would die! There's a constant cycle going on in there.
It is recommended to ejaculate though. I think 12 times a month is the recommendation I keep coming across.. Though studies are showing that ejaculation through masturbation alone isn't as beneficial as ejaculation through sex, yet it still holds many benefits.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2014-11-20 17:51 [#02479853]
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lol
i did enjoy it though, with the other hand making the gesture of 'she' sucking my dick. lol
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RussellDust
on 2014-11-20 17:54 [#02479855]
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Wow none of that works for me. I've never tried this though!
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2014-11-20 18:25 [#02479856]
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hahahaha
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2014-11-22 08:59 [#02479906]
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A year and half? I really hope you entered some pussy instead?
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2014-11-22 10:26 [#02479907]
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i did not enter anywhere, man
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2014-11-22 12:44 [#02479911]
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this thread sucks AND theres a link to the fucking inbetweeners.
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2014-11-22 12:48 [#02479912]
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im totally right. the longer you believe the things you believed in the 00s the lamer you get.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2014-11-22 14:30 [#02479915]
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but.. it's just a wank
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RussellDust
on 2014-11-22 15:07 [#02479916]
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This thread is great!
I really admire Mo's honesty.
Even if The Inbetweeners is not your thing, that gag is quite funny and was revenant to the thread.
You're such a fucking misery-guts, Ampers! :)
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RussellDust
on 2014-11-22 16:01 [#02479920]
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Don't be so brash! ;)
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2014-11-22 17:17 [#02479926]
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returning on the thread subject, it was half on the bed half in the bathroom but i enjoyed the part on the bed mostly. i felt the peasure on my feet. i should cum all over my stomach.
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RussellDust
on 2014-11-22 17:46 [#02479933]
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I had to go and check in the bathroom mirror. It was indeed my confused face.
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chachmaster3000
on 2014-11-22 21:39 [#02479940]
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hey good point about the feet. i like it laying down as well, but i do like not having to clean as much if i just toss one off in the sink lol. less mess and no stink dink
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gingaling
from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2014-11-23 04:16 [#02479950]
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yeah mo, just sounds like you busted it out too quick. spend and hr or two crankin it, see what happens
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2014-11-23 16:43 [#02479954]
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i don't know if i have the time to work it for an hour, there's always someone, in the bedroom and in the bathroom both
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RussellDust
on 2014-11-23 18:08 [#02479955]
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That alone doesn't explain his over liquified cum, I believe.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2014-11-23 19:17 [#02479956]
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i didn't have another since that one, so i couldn't tell. i will keep you updated lol
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2014-11-23 20:29 [#02479958]
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your boner chakra is spinning the wrong way
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2014-11-23 21:27 [#02479964]
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i'm sure there is a robotic penis stroker so you can lay in bed with your hands behind your head or read a book at the same time. in 2014 surely there is a market for it now
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2014-11-23 21:33 [#02479965]
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hahaha
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2014-11-24 08:33 [#02479976]
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Wow your balls must be like watermelons then?
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2014-11-24 10:15 [#02479984]
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yeah you could play rugby with them
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paige__turner
from Sultan City (Barbados) on 2014-11-24 12:35 [#02479985]
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i had a wank recently myself
basically me and the girl were having trouble finishing up, so I finished myself with a finger in her while she gave me some contractions.
it's a sensation echo and it's pretty amazing
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milkywhore
from Land of Lion's Milk (Turkey) on 2014-11-24 13:54 [#02479989]
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mohamed from which country are ya?
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2014-11-24 14:21 [#02479990]
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Italy
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2014-11-24 17:21 [#02479992]
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I had a friend who didn't masturbate, after a year his balls really hurt. The doctor he visited told him to wank more to release pressure..lol I laughed my balls out of my pants when he told me that.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2014-11-24 17:49 [#02479993]
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I don't think I could be friends with non masturbators.
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RussellDust
on 2014-11-24 18:21 [#02479995]
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Same.
C'est une soupape de sécurité dans cette société de malades.
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RussellDust
on 2014-11-24 18:22 [#02479996]
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"I laughed my balls out of my pants"
lol
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2014-11-24 18:47 [#02479997]
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i'll do my best
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RussellDust
on 2014-11-24 18:58 [#02479998]
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Just don't forget to let us know!
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2015-05-06 18:12 [#02486408]
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i've had another couple of wanks since and everything seems back to normal, i moved to a less crowd place now so i have more occasion to masturbate, i eat more eggs too
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2015-05-07 22:15 [#02486453]
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Eggs increase only the nasty smell of your sperm
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2015-05-08 08:19 [#02486467]
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how do ya know?
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yoyoyoyoyo
from Sweden on 2015-05-08 22:09 [#02486513]
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what does soundboard mean?
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2015-05-09 07:25 [#02486518]
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