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offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2014-11-20 14:09 [#02479832]
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i didn't have one since one year and a half, i was living
in a car back then, but anyway, almost no jizz came out,
just a few drops of white liquid more similar to piss, is
this normal?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2014-11-20 14:27 [#02479834]
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i mean one would expect an ocean of cum, instead it seems
that my balls have stopped working. wtf


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-11-20 15:08 [#02479835]
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Any ideas as to why you have no libido?

Do you feel guilty after your yearly wank?

And yeah your sperm army seems a bit tepid.


 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2014-11-20 15:26 [#02479838]
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next time tease your orgasm out. play with yourself for
about an hour, remaining hard but not cumming. Maybe even do
that for shorter periods a few times in the day before you
blow the ocean

i haven't had what you've described but i don't think i've
stopped wanking for longer than two weeks since i discovered
it. if i wait a week or longer i blow chunks of what look
like coagulated seamen. it's almost as cool as picking my
beard hairs


 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2014-11-20 15:35 [#02479839]
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actually i have had what you've described. for me it's the
result of having wanked 3 or 4 times in the day. the last
wanks are barely pushing fluids out


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-11-20 15:49 [#02479840]
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Respect.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2014-11-20 15:59 [#02479843]
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yes it was like that


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2014-11-20 16:01 [#02479844]
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1. it's the kind of life i'm doing

2. no

3. lol wtf


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-11-20 16:08 [#02479845]
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:)

Meds?

Ultimately I wouldn't worry about not wanking. Rocco would
tell you to eat more eggs (and pussy).


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2014-11-20 16:41 [#02479847]
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not only that, i'm sharing the room with 3 other people.
eggs, i'll have a thought about that


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-11-20 17:21 [#02479849]
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They're good for the old sperm, apparently.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2014-11-20 17:35 [#02479850]
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for the old sperm to do what plz?


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-11-20 17:42 [#02479851]
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Porn actors eat a lot of eggs to have healthier looking
sperm. For more of that thick white stuff you're so
desperately looking for.

Dr Ruth tells me that maybe your masturbation session wasn't
very enjoyable?

You should wait until the people you're sharing a room with
fall asleep and then come on their faces!


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-11-20 17:50 [#02479852]
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mohamed:

Sorry, it's an english expression to put "old" in front of
something, but it doesn't necessarily mean it's the intended
meaning. It's like a term of endearment of some sort.

I didn't mean your old sperm. If old sperm built up and
stayed there, celibates or non-wankers would die! There's a
constant cycle going on in there.

It is recommended to ejaculate though. I think 12 times a
month is the recommendation I keep coming across.. Though
studies are showing that ejaculation through masturbation
alone isn't as beneficial as ejaculation through sex, yet it
still holds many benefits.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2014-11-20 17:51 [#02479853]
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lol

i did enjoy it though, with the other hand making the
gesture of 'she' sucking my dick. lol


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-11-20 17:54 [#02479855]
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Wow none of that works for me. I've never tried
this though!


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2014-11-20 18:25 [#02479856]
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hahahaha


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2014-11-22 08:59 [#02479906]
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A year and half? I really hope you entered some pussy
instead?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2014-11-22 10:26 [#02479907]
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i did not enter anywhere, man


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2014-11-22 12:44 [#02479911]
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this thread sucks AND theres a link to the fucking
inbetweeners.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2014-11-22 12:48 [#02479912]
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im totally right. the longer you believe the things you
believed in the 00s the lamer you get.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2014-11-22 14:30 [#02479915]
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but.. it's just a wank


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-11-22 15:07 [#02479916]
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This thread is great!

I really admire Mo's honesty.

Even if The Inbetweeners is not your thing, that gag is
quite funny and was revenant to the thread.

You're such a fucking misery-guts, Ampers! :)


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-11-22 16:01 [#02479920]
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Don't be so brash! ;)


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2014-11-22 17:17 [#02479926]
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returning on the thread subject, it was half on the bed half
in the bathroom but i enjoyed the part on the bed mostly. i
felt the peasure on my feet. i should cum all over my
stomach.


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-11-22 17:46 [#02479933]
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I had to go and check in the bathroom mirror. It was indeed
my confused face.


 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2014-11-22 21:39 [#02479940]
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hey good point about the feet. i like it laying down as
well, but i do like not having to clean as much if i just
toss one off in the sink lol. less mess and no stink dink


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2014-11-23 04:16 [#02479950]
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yeah mo, just sounds like you busted it out too quick.
spend and hr or two crankin it, see what happens


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2014-11-23 16:43 [#02479954]
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i don't know if i have the time to work it for an hour,
there's always someone, in the bedroom and in the bathroom
both


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-11-23 18:08 [#02479955]
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That alone doesn't explain his over liquified cum, I
believe.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2014-11-23 19:17 [#02479956]
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i didn't have another since that one, so i couldn't tell. i
will keep you updated lol


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2014-11-23 20:29 [#02479958]
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your boner chakra is spinning the wrong way


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2014-11-23 21:27 [#02479964]
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i'm sure there is a robotic penis stroker so you can lay in
bed with your hands behind your head or read a book at the
same time. in 2014 surely there is a market for it now


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2014-11-23 21:33 [#02479965]
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hahaha


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2014-11-24 08:33 [#02479976]
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Wow your balls must be like watermelons then?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2014-11-24 10:15 [#02479984]
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yeah you could play rugby with them


 

offline paige__turner from Sultan City (Barbados) on 2014-11-24 12:35 [#02479985]
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i had a wank recently myself

basically me and the girl were having trouble finishing up,
so I finished myself with a finger in her while she gave me
some contractions.

it's a sensation echo and it's pretty amazing


 

offline milkywhore from Land of Lion's Milk (Turkey) on 2014-11-24 13:54 [#02479989]
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mohamed from which country are ya?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2014-11-24 14:21 [#02479990]
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Italy


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2014-11-24 17:21 [#02479992]
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I had a friend who didn't masturbate, after a year his balls
really hurt. The doctor he visited told him to wank more to
release pressure..lol I laughed my balls out of my pants
when he told me that.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2014-11-24 17:49 [#02479993]
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I don't think I could be friends with non masturbators.


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-11-24 18:21 [#02479995]
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Same.

C'est une soupape de sécurité dans cette société de
malades.


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-11-24 18:22 [#02479996]
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"I laughed my balls out of my pants"

lol


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2014-11-24 18:47 [#02479997]
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i'll do my best


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-11-24 18:58 [#02479998]
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Just don't forget to let us know!


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2015-05-06 18:12 [#02486408]
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i've had another couple of wanks since and everything seems
back to normal, i moved to a less crowd place now so i have
more occasion to masturbate, i eat more eggs too


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2015-05-07 22:15 [#02486453]
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Eggs increase only the nasty smell of your sperm


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2015-05-08 08:19 [#02486467]
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how do ya know?


 

offline yoyoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2015-05-08 22:09 [#02486513]
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what does soundboard mean?


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2015-05-09 07:25 [#02486518]
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TV


 


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