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offline RussellDust on 2014-10-20 13:04 [#02477978]
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Trust the animal to be called Microbrachius dicki


 

offline Nooge on 2014-10-20 23:08 [#02478019]
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Haha! The guy who named that knew what he was doing. By the
looks of it, these things really knew how to party. The
males essentially had two knobs, and check out those
O-faces.


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-10-20 23:14 [#02478021]
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Ha ha!

I also see men with sunglasses in silly crustacean suits.


 

offline Nooge on 2014-10-20 23:49 [#02478022]
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To be honest, I'm not sure how a person looks at that fossil
and determines the footy bits to be genitals, so I think men
with sunglasses in silly crustacean suits is about as likely
as anything else.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2014-10-21 00:08 [#02478025]
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"not tonight dear, my genital plates are playing up again"


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2014-10-21 00:12 [#02478027]
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do u think if society stopped sending sex messages 2 kids
they would figure out how 2 reproduce? would they get the
idea 2 do it without being show thru media and/or sex ed


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2014-10-21 00:12 [#02478028]
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media and/or sex ed and/or culture/social interactions


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2014-10-21 00:13 [#02478029]
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if the idea of doing it was erased completely


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2014-10-21 00:16 [#02478030]
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yeah it must be partly instinctual, if you look at more
primitive animals who don't have culture they generally work
it out, so you can only assume human culture is surplus to
requirements


 

offline drill rods from 6AM-8PM NO PARKING (Canada) on 2014-10-23 00:06 [#02478138]
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Not the origin of actual sexual intercourse, but perhaps the
origin of the act of sex as we know it, where animals target
their jizz instead of just squirting it everywhere.

href="http://rspb.royalsocietypublishing.org/content/281/17
Actually it's not even that, because there are 78/20132986.full" target=_blank>older dicks from
ostracods/a>. I guess it's the oldest example from
vertebrates?



 

offline drill rods from 6AM-8PM NO PARKING (Canada) on 2014-10-23 00:07 [#02478139]
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Fuck you HTML


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-10-23 00:11 [#02478141]
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Where's wavephace? You deserve a B7.


 

offline drill rods from 6AM-8PM NO PARKING (Canada) on 2014-10-23 01:23 [#02478150]
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Fortunately he seems to be eternally "in training", so I am
safe for now!

Good to see paleontology in the news but I think it's being
a bit misrepresented in most stories. Definitely the oldest
evidence (so far) of vertebrate sexual intercourse, though

For more bizarre prehistoric sexual organs, look up the
"ironing board sharks"


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2014-10-23 02:23 [#02478156]
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article said it actually didn't go anywhere in this form,
and evolved again elsewhere at some other point before
taking off...


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2014-10-23 02:30 [#02478158]
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i have a fish tank and none of them have a u know what


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2014-10-23 02:42 [#02478160]
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do you ever feel you have a lot in common with "ur" fish?


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2014-10-23 02:51 [#02478164]
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i think we can find common ground with almost anything if we
tryed


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2014-10-23 02:51 [#02478165]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2014-10-23 02:52 [#02478166]
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only 1 of those fish in the vid is still alive tho


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2014-10-23 02:58 [#02478167]
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i ate all my fish. they were gold. and pizza-flavored. two
bags for the price of one. RIP


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2014-10-23 03:01 [#02478168]
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lol now im hunmgry


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2014-10-28 10:33 [#02478614]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-10-28 10:59 [#02478615]
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Oh my gosh you're Richie Ball? I've seen you floating about
google plus and always wondered who you were but thought it
would come across as rude to ask at the time.


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-10-28 11:01 [#02478616]
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I told my shrink the other day that his aquarium looked sad
with only one fish left. He told me he was sold some sick
fish, and that they then sold him some medicine that didn't
work.

"You're nicer about it than my last patient. She started to
cry and asked me if I was eating them".

I think it was to reassure me I'm saveable material.


 


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