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JizzLicker = Mark Bell?
 

offline milkywhore from Land of Lion's Milk (Turkey) on 2014-07-20 20:29 [#02473884]
Points: 276 Status: Regular



Is dat true? I really like LFO...

LAZY_JIZZLICK


 

offline pepe from Madrid (Spain) on 2014-07-21 02:14 [#02473924]
Points: 252 Status: Lurker



Oh JivverDicker
Get your arse quicker
Come on to the sand
Grannies gonna molest your eyes

Jedi Chris has piles
He also has aids
He never shampoos his braids
Because he is a piece of shit

Jivverdicker has two tampons
One tampon in his ear
Another tampax in his mouth
He loves to smell the blood of the pussy

Oh Jivver Dicker
Is he really Autechre
Autechre are cunts
Jivver Dicker is a cunt
That means Jivver Dicker is Autechre

And Autechre SUCKS

ONE NATION UNDER A GROOVE

hipppppppppy sliiiiiiiiime anthemsssssss

A-Meeeeeeeeeeeeen


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2014-07-21 03:27 [#02473928]
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i am reasonably certain that Monoid is Art Bell.


 

offline pepe from Madrid (Spain) on 2014-07-21 05:39 [#02473934]
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EpicMegatrax is Garfield the Cat


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2014-07-21 06:26 [#02473935]
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i'm actually Danger Bass & The Rob Zone


 

offline sneakattack on 2014-07-21 07:39 [#02473938]
Points: 6048 Status: Lurker | Followup to milkywhore: #02473884



Some corrections:

1. I am actually mark bell.

2. As such, I can definitively say my best track is
christo.

3. JivverDicker = RDJ (Richard/D = "dicker", James =
"Jivver").


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2014-07-21 14:59 [#02473966]
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SignedUpToLol is Nigel Kneale.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2014-07-21 15:32 [#02473969]
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i'm Lord Lucan, and you cant factually prove i'm not


 

offline djhardcode from Netherlands, The on 2014-07-21 15:41 [#02473971]
Points: 498 Status: Addict



if it's true, it makes complete sense. I never heard of this
"Mark Bell" character but once i looked him up i found out
he made a bunch of shitty ass production for fucking Bjork
then all of a sudden it made sense that such a huge prick
would have such an inflated ego and pretense of being so
important, you would have to force me to listen to Bjork and
that production, such boring uninspired trash



 

offline djhardcode from Netherlands, The on 2014-07-21 15:41 [#02473972]
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and LFO sucks

hard

never listened to that crap

lol


 

offline djhardcode from Netherlands, The on 2014-07-21 15:43 [#02473973]
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the only people who care to waste their time listening to
this crap anymore are all burned out 40 year old ravers


 

offline drill rods from 6AM-8PM NO PARKING (Canada) on 2014-07-21 17:16 [#02473979]
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How do you know it sucks if you never listened to it?

(PS some of it does suck)


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2014-07-21 18:46 [#02473980]
Points: 2853 Status: Regular



Ah, poor young(er) people that'll never know what it is to
hear something fresh that blows their minds and bassbins. I
don't blame you for lashing out, you have missed out and
you're fucked, so feel free to rant. You've got relative
youth on your side, for now.


 

offline djhardcode from Netherlands, The on 2014-07-21 19:52 [#02473989]
Points: 498 Status: Addict



I'm "fucked" cause I "missed out" on bjork "blowing my mind"
back in the 90s with all the other little girls like my
little sister who watched MTV.

Right.

The music sucks, that is apparent. The only difference is
that now in 2014 you would believe me when I say it, only
because you've had the fortune of the internet, google, and
lame forums like this. The internet saves your sad
mainstream mentality from what otherwise would have been
sheer ignorance.



 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2014-07-21 20:09 [#02473990]
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I have to be honest, I don't feel pwnd at this point.


 

offline milkywhore from Land of Lion's Milk (Turkey) on 2014-07-21 20:31 [#02473992]
Points: 276 Status: Regular



i got banned but that handjob butthurt is still here?


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2014-07-21 22:17 [#02473997]
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we've had a bit of silly occasional raw steak tartare, me
and yr man vinyl richie but i'd down a pint of hand
sanitizer with the cunt anyday, hope the bse flyblown beef
shit is done with now. and frankly i'd gladly give a pickled
nutsack to bang out something as goodas his leeds warehouse
mix. so. um. love is real, real is love


 

offline sneakattack on 2014-07-21 22:34 [#02474001]
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Fucking A+, I'd forgotten about that leeds mix.

djhardcode: I think SignedUpToFuckingLol was referring more
to mark bell's solo work (e.g., see CHRISTO above), but I
think he did a good job with the bjork tracks as well (see
discogs for various credits).

(To be honest, though, SignedUpToFuckingLol really meant to
say "lol".)


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2014-07-21 22:49 [#02474004]
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the bachelorette remixes are bangers aplenty altho
grooverider takes the cake


 

offline KisserDicker on 2014-07-21 23:57 [#02474008]
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JivverDicker from my house on 2012-06-16 04:10 [#02435913]
Points: 12050 Status: Addict | Followup to rad smiles:
#02435911

Thought so. You didn't and couldn't answer more. Sleep well

rad smiles, you should have a good bit of life before you
die.


 

offline djhardcode from Netherlands, The on 2014-07-22 00:10 [#02474017]
Points: 498 Status: Addict | Followup to sneakattack: #02474001



No one cares about some stale, old-dick shit anyway



 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2014-07-22 01:19 [#02474034]
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Hahaha! You IDM nutcases need help. sneakattack and belb are
lovely. I'm just happy posting things (I'm a postman).
Attack the post office or whatever but come on. I'm
actually, truthfully learning to be a magician!

I don't suffer fools gladly and if I pick on you I love it
you stupid arseholes! 8 )



 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2014-07-22 01:20 [#02474035]
Points: 12102 Status: Regular



What is my Bell anyway?



 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2014-07-22 01:39 [#02474036]
Points: 6256 Status: Lurker



man, get out to a jerry sadowitz gig if you can, genius
closeup magic and a torrent of abhorrent, coruscating,
hilarious bile. to pitchfork it up a bit. he'd kill me with
a sideways glance, sado wits is on it


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2014-07-22 01:49 [#02474037]
Points: 6256 Status: Lurker



oh, and stop nicking my vacuum packed "research chemicals"
ya blummin reprobate


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2014-07-22 01:51 [#02474038]
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I'll get it! I can force a card on anyone. A daft shuffle
etc. I'll shut up. I have neodymium magnets that you can do
all sorts of silly tricks. All I'm in to is my kid be the
best magician of his mums origin. That's what he wants
anyway. A bit mumsnet. Soz for That


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2014-07-22 01:59 [#02474039]
Points: 6256 Status: Lurker



hee, i had a paul daniels branded thing as a weeun (not like
today's demi-mulleted smell-like-wee-un). tbh chess was the
one for me, county level nerdclub. tho i think there's a lot
to be said comparing snooker and chess, analogue / dig,
position, blah. ok, back into the drawer u go white
rantpowder


 

offline pepe from Madrid (Spain) on 2014-07-22 02:03 [#02474040]
Points: 252 Status: Lurker



lfo and dancer in the dark ost is much better than autechre

pathfinder and kringlan sucks tho

naks acid for teh win


 

offline pepe from Madrid (Spain) on 2014-07-22 02:09 [#02474041]
Points: 252 Status: Lurker



do us all a favour
www.modelessfactory.com
then make some new trax


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2014-07-22 02:16 [#02474043]
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The sleight of hand is doing me in! It is a bit like
snooker and chess! It's practice. I can make a
card/coin/note diss appear right in front of your eyes and
grab it back from no where! He'll talk about his ex-wife
(he's eight) and do something and nobody notices as they
laugh at a crap Les Dawson joke as he's obviousley too
young. I will be loaded after he makes the big time!


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2014-07-22 02:30 [#02474044]
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Packard.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2014-07-22 02:32 [#02474045]
Points: 6256 Status: Lurker



He'll talk about his ex-wife (he's eight)

ahaha, ok, that nearly squeezed a bit of wee out


 


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