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Way too many nerds and annoying people into this shit, just cant take it anymore, WATMM always had me starting to hate it, but this caustic window crap and the creator of minecraft buying it is just too much. |
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And yes Im sure some hipster loser is gonna come in here and be all like "you'll be missed" or "we'll be here enjoying this great music" blah blah blah... just go kill yourself |
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hi richard |
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please. no i am not "richard" and quite frankly the guy is coming off as a huge TWAT with his handling of this caustic window mess, letting people like joyrex run around and take all these interviews and talk like he wrote it himself, I cant tell if he's just clueless from being so separated from the current generation of kids, and thinks that "everythings cool, the kids like me" or if he's just way too busy and rich to give a fuck, probably the latter, but that still doesnt make him a huge cunt for it |
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eat your dead gran's rotting vadge you cock |
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ok not richard, guess i figured all rdj ever had to do was put up a single web page and maybe type up half a paragraph every few months -- "no i don't have a new album steve beckett is just mouthing off" etc. and we would have never reached this level of steaming bullshit. too many years of silence has caused people to start brewing up their own turd soup of rumor and panic. if rdj had actually poked his head up every now and then, he wouldn't be in a position of having joyrex represent him and watmm represent his fans. i don't blame joyrex at all; caustic window essentially just fell into his lap.... |
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It feels like some relic that has been dug up on time team, I hope they commission a episode of 'cash in the attic' when Richard dies. I think it helps if you don't give a shit what other people listen to, yeah its a bit annoying that some prick with a goatee beard fawns over music he quite clearly doesn't listen to, but that applies to most things in life. |
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Actually I am quite annoyed that Notch guy bought it, im not sure why |
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It's because he was able to cluelessly buy this stupid hipster-bait caustic window LP, which sounds like shit, for 50k, to act all cool with it, because he got filthy rich off of some stupid shit-for-graphics game that, artistically, gets shit on from a great height, by aphex twin's worst works. |
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Remember this is the same guy who tried to make a huge statement by cancelling his VR version of minecraft when Oculus got bought out by Facebook. What a guy. I'm sure with this purchase he's probably hoping that he'll get his foot in the door to have aphex twin write tracks for his new minecraft game. Based on this caustic window LP fiasco, I'd say that would be pretty easy. All he has to do is offer up his crusty anus with dingleberries on the hairs for Richard D. James to come over and lick just like he did for Joyrex. |
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It annoys me the fact he is probably going to ensconce it between his coldplay and Barbara Streisand albums whilst baking his artisan bread. |
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I mean to get some perspective, The guy is probably decent in real life, i don't have any entitlement issues, infact I'm really happy to hear it. I'm just getting old and depressed and need more excellent music in my life. |
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i think a lot of the anger comes from the fact that minecraft written in java, which is a programming language that everyone hates except for crusty old comp sci professors |
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I must admit I quite like Java, but i wouldn't write a commercial game with it, virtual machine too much processing overhead etc.. |
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FACT: java was modeled after a really boring professor who takes way too long to explain everything |
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you're an idiot |
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slightly off topic but I saw this the other week, was amazed how ahead of its time it was "The 90-minute presentation essentially demonstrated almost all the fundamental elements of modern personal computing: multiple windows, hypertext, graphics, efficient navigation and command input, video conferencing, the computer mouse, word processing, dynamic file linking, revision control, and a collaborative real-time editor (collaborative work)." |
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did you know: oracle bought java in order to fill it with bugs, which they then patch in order to make it seem like they actually do something other than sit on IP |
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"also make[s] music under the name Markus Alexei. It's electronica, and releases are very far apart." Can you officially still listen to Markus Alexei ? |
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That doesn't surprise me, im inherently suspicious of proprietary software |
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The fact he is a member of mensa means he definitely a tosser. |
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i've a for that sentiment. |
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This needs to be made into a movie asap. |
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I went and listened to it, big surprise, it sounded like the typical flashbulb-like chum typically produced by pussies who were spoiled and brought up listening to NPR and other pretentious crap |
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You're funny. I could never listen to aphex for more than a few times a year. He output isn't commercial enough for me. You need to change up your prescription mate. |
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try to find some other things to think about |
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aphex twin is actually good |
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actually aphex twin is good it's time to boldy fuck off like no other cunt has boldy fucked off before |
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Lick my testicle hairs u sad fuck, you sound like your stupid avatar looks when you type, who the fuck is that, youer mom? I just jerked off to it |
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you prutid little simpleton of an age where trolling was amusing. go back to your 8 bit porn you fucked up nothing of a watmm pissant cuntphlap shithouse. |
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Be honest... have you ever kissed a girl*? *or a fella, don't want to sound like a gayist, but you do come across as a bit of an old queen. |
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I saw a guy on the tube wearing an Aphex Twin t-shirt the other day. I gave him the XLT gang hand sign but he just looked bemused. Probably WATMM. |
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you ok hardcode? |
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Yes trolling is not amusing, the only thing you find amusing is pointlessly defending shit-ass music no one would ever enjoy sober and no one cares about other than burned out 40 year old ravers, feeling cool for it, and just being a huge schmuck in general. |
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I think it needs to be more of an ass-gape shape, though I have just spent a productive two minutes trying to do the Aphex symbol with my fingers. It can be done! Today, and this is true. I am working in the office with these lovely girls and they asked me what music I liked and I tried to explain what I like and we ended up putting Aphex Twin into Spotify (literally) and so we've had a pleasant afternoon listening to a selection of his standards. Young girls dig him too, they've not hated it, they've not turned it off despite me repeatedly saying "put something else on now" so boo to djsoftcock. YOU KNOW NOTHING! |
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Leave their cubicles in flames, their walls throbbing with Donkey Rhubarb, their women's bellies heavy with a brave new generation of IDM fans. |
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Only cause they heard he is skrillex's favorite and "the minecraft guy" just bought his new album |
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Why are so many people on here bitching about hipsters liking Aphex? Do they really? And if so, does it matter? Maybe I'd find hipsters annoying too but I have never actually met one lol. I assume they congregate in large cities, which I avoid at all costs |
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I can't speak for anyone else, but for me it isn't so much about hipsters being into aphex, but rather feeling like one when I listen to aphex, as a result of so many of them now being into him. |
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Wonder what it was like to listen to tracks he did 20 years ago, I wonder if he has someone who audits his stuff or if he keeps DAT tapes in empty quality street tins in his sock drawer. |
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In one of the interviews he did for Analord, he mentioned "filling in the gaps in his collection" or something. I got the impression he's rather organized about it, but not OCD to the point of being beyond rearranging sean booth's record collection as a joke. Caustic Window is a collection of noises and synth patches and techniques or something, then he has other zones, laptop drukqs, analord acid etc. and I figure he has things sorted so the zones don't jumble up, and so he can resume work on it later, if the mood hits him. That's my read of it, anyways, but maybe I'm just projecting my own ideas onto fings |
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That unreleased Diceman album. |
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dat staccato |
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When the offspring became commercial I got annoyed, but I was 18 and kinda listening to music for the wrong reasons. I still sometimes treat music as tho it is an identity accessory. Love dat ego |
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Do you ever look at your long, lazy penis when it's flaccid and just think "...yeah"? |
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having a constant erection is overrated to the point where you should call a doctor if it lasts for more than four caustic window tracks. |
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I hope he has good backup solutions and doesn't keep everything on an mp3 player he bought from argos. |
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god youre so fucking funny |
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True story from my art school daze: So fucking in Color & Design class, year 2000, we're all just sitting around and doing our shit or whatever. Then someone is looking through an albino dude's sketchbook, and there is this mean looking face drawing on one page (it's the Richard D James Album cover face). I comment on the album cover drawing (pleased to see another fan of da underground), and the browsing person asks what that is... The albino dude who drew it replies: "The Aphex Twins... They're like a techno group." I SHIT YOU NOT. That right there, I imagine is the pain that some of you are feeling with regards to "hipster" popularity of RDJ or random kids with no taste or whatever. But with all this cognitive dissonance and shit going on, just listen to 4, and you will feel better. Fuck the poseurs, fuck the mofoz who do things to be trendy or whatever. RDJ has output some classic works, and that is what's important. I first heard Come To Daddy and Flim when doing set painting for a Show Boat school musical in 11th grade. "Never forget." How dare any of you let your tastes be tainted by those with questionable taste... DO YOU HAVE TASTE OR NOT MUTHAFUCKA?! |
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