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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2014-04-27 17:39 [#02470576]
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Face it, nobody love you including you. Porn is just pixels and so is this thread. If you can masturbate to one you can masturbate to the other. It doesn't matter, you'll end up in a grave where you belong either way, and your semen will end up in the toilet or wherever where it will fail to impregnate anyone. So try and concentrate really hard with your brain stem and see if letters of the alphabet can replace boobs and butts. This could potentially be very useful because the former is plentiful, but you will never get any real version of the latter. Have a good squirt everyone!
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2014-04-27 17:43 [#02470577]
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WMW why can't u find love seriously
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2014-04-27 17:51 [#02470579]
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I asked 12 girls out and none of them went out with me. That's 0%. That would be pretty cool to sit on a girls boobs and slap her in the face until she says "please cum on my face sir" with a smile, then cum on her face and don't get up until she says "thank you sir" with a smile. This type of behavior, and goatse man and tubgirl is all called courtship and is the magical beautiful place where babies come from. Hitler, for example, used to be a baby. I just realized centralization is "bad" in politics, but it is also good because it has the power to fail so hard that it makes everything break to pave the way for a stone age rebirth. This post has an Academic license, meaning teachers and students may use it for teaching or learning purposes of human reproduction at a reduced discount.
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RussellDust
on 2014-04-27 18:01 [#02470580]
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I use my brain/imagination to have the odd wank. Porn is ridiculously funny, i just can't take it seriously. So fuck your pixel story.
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2014-04-27 18:04 [#02470582]
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talk to girls about the hitler baby thing maybe
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2014-04-27 18:07 [#02470583]
Points: 10789 Status: Regular | Followup to RussellDust: #02470580
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i like your story about how you judge porn
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2014-04-27 18:27 [#02470585]
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time was a man had to get a job and a haircut if he wanted to see some letters. Now our young men sit around looking at letters on obamaphones, jicking their quangs all day.
w M w is the end game in Alex Jones Russian plot to lower the expectations of xltronic users.
dubturbo
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2014-04-27 18:47 [#02470588]
Points: 11230 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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I only masturbate to jivverdicks posts, I love the domination and sensitivity he uses in his posts, he must have some internet SM experience because he's a master at writing posts to humiliate people.
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SignedUpToLOL
from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2014-04-27 21:50 [#02470592]
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I only find muslims can bring me to climax now, I think it's the sweet spot between Sex and Death.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2014-04-27 22:00 [#02470594]
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w M w is the only one who's actually funny with these sort of topics, and i suspect Jivver only acts insolent because he wants to be punished -- in the butt
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RussellDust
on 2014-04-28 21:31 [#02470613]
Points: 16053 Status: Lurker | Followup to AMPI MAX: #02470583
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You're a right fucking drama queen you are. :)
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