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offline RussellDust on 2014-04-17 10:53 [#02470191]
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Why? Please see if you can give me an honest answer!


 

offline milfywhore on 2014-04-17 11:06 [#02470192]
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Hexane became awesome now, thats why.

Russell, why don't you discuss about movies anymore? Or
football games. I'm sure Bayern will get kicked out by Real
and Atletico will win the trophy.


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-04-17 11:14 [#02470194]
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Milfers, last movie i saw was The Desolation of Smaug
which enjoyed (like a child). I thought Smaug's voice was
great.

I'm really enjoying the series of Hannibal. I loke
Mads Mikkelsen and that english actor who play Will Graham
is ace. Even old Eddie Izzard is there. I repeat myself but
never has cannibalism seemed so refine.

I think Real will win the Champions League but i'm a Chelsea
fan. I'm not saying Real are the best of the 4 teams but
it's a feeling i have.


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-04-17 11:15 [#02470195]
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Love* (the k key isn't even near the v)


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-04-17 11:19 [#02470196]
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Ok i made a million mistakes there.

As for hexane i'm just curious as to why he's posting gaping
anuses all over the shop.


 

offline Jeff Mozart on 2014-04-17 16:05 [#02470209]
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Because hexane is the funniest man alive, if you like one
particular joke.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2014-04-17 16:10 [#02470211]
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Is there no romance in your soul?


 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2014-04-17 16:20 [#02470212]
Points: 667 Status: Lurker



This thread needs more gaping assholes


 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2014-04-17 18:05 [#02470221]
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Hexane, would you make a gaping ass using this logo?
http://www.torontojungle.com/forum/


 

offline hexane on 2014-04-17 18:14 [#02470222]
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Just figured it would be fun


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2014-04-17 23:04 [#02470252]
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Has anyone ever told you that you have a weird sense of
humour?


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2014-04-18 07:25 [#02470267]
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i thought it was very classy and tasteful. no penis. no
jizzm. just the good stuff. i admire your dedication to the
craft.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2014-04-18 08:20 [#02470272]
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the waveform collapses a certain way, and once the pattern
sets in, you tend to keep your foot on the gas. i imagine
parallel universes where, instead, hexane is treats us to
gaping vag photoshops, or gaping animal posterior
photoshops, or perhaps even some erotic wound tracts


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2014-04-18 09:01 [#02470274]
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p.s. check out my completely dope spoilers. they make
the server go like 10mhz faster


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2014-04-18 19:26 [#02470306]
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i didn't know this was considered humor.
I guess some lads need to get laid more often on here...


 

offline hexane on 2014-04-18 19:55 [#02470307]
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lol @ butthurt in this thread


 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2014-04-18 21:51 [#02470310]
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Some lads need to get laid more because making fun out of
porn is....?

What's your idea of humour fella? Or reality?

I'm sorry but I just can't tolerate someone being offended
over this. Do you have a hard time looking at aphex twin's
face planted on hot female body's? Pretty much both are in
the same vein. Or you just never seen porno before?


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-04-19 10:54 [#02470318]
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"I'm sorry but I just can't tolerate someone being offended
over this."

Prick.

What is it with things having to be as big as a mountain?
Where is subltety? It's "nigger" and gaping orifices and i'm
a quaint fuck if i don't join the collective idea of fun?
Fuck you. I feel like i have to validate myself by stating
i'm not fussed with gaping arseholes, i just don't find it
that engaging on a intelectual point (sure, it's mocking
porn, i get it..) or aesthetically. Hanal had a period a
while back and i still love him. :)



 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2014-04-19 13:44 [#02470320]
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Gaping ass and saying the n word are distinctly different. A
bit idiotic to pair the two together really. Even more so to
explain why it's idiotic.

Someone suggesting that people needs to get laid because
they find humour in the mash up of the assholes of porn
shoots sounds about as close minded as someone calling you a
homosexual for doing or something that isn't homosexual.

Yea, Prick! That certainly delivers, Russ. As far as I'm
concerned anyone who doesn't find humour in the asses is a
gaping dullard. Probably also lacks any real creativity if
something like that can drive them to want to leave, call
people homos, or taddle tale.

Anyhow, carry on believing in yourself


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2014-04-19 14:48 [#02470321]
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hahahahahaha!!!!!!

It really bothered ya i said some people needed to get laid.
Feeling targeted?


 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2014-04-19 15:35 [#02470322]
Points: 667 Status: Lurker



Lol

Well ya. From my experience the people who say that are
emotionally rigid (or repressed) young male adults from a
catholic family.


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-04-19 16:08 [#02470324]
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Your assumptions are ridiculous. Stop trying to be even
remotely clever or emotionaly pure. I loved the bit about
lacking creativity if you don't find gaping rectums fun.
Stop judging everyone and just let it all be! You seem to
assume this position of certainty and sanity, so act like it
and stop it with all the preconceptive comments. Points also
to you for thinking that anything i don't find funny goes in
to one category. Truth is you turn out to be a rigid fuck
with your comments. Your sense of analysis is boring.

Yeah i just said 'prick'. Not over the top at all, i agree.
It's all it was meant to be. :)


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-04-19 16:10 [#02470325]
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Prick


 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2014-04-19 16:50 [#02470332]
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Why to skirt a terrible equivocation between gaping anus and
rectum

Your the prick! Prick!


 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2014-04-19 16:51 [#02470333]
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Lol I meant to say racism, not rectum


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-04-19 18:24 [#02470335]
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Alright.


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2014-04-20 00:32 [#02470352]
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the purpose of posting them is the same, get over urself


 

offline betamaxheadroom on 2014-04-20 02:12 [#02470354]
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it's a bit unobvious a group of ppl wish to destroy this
internet community. it's rather more obvious who they are.

you'll never beat kids in basements with their trousers
round their ankles.

watmm i salute you. a nazi salute.

cowards.


 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2014-04-20 03:26 [#02470361]
Points: 667 Status: Lurker



By the purpose you mean intent to provoke? The intent may
be the same, but one is still racism and another is vulgar
satire at best.

So what you're saying is? Any kind of provocation is a
slippery slope to chaos and anarchy? You are quite quaint
mate. I'm not sure why I'm filling in the blanks for you.
Well then, back to grade four. Teacher? Teacher? My hand is
up may I speak now?

Hey check this out http://youtu.be/j2yo8YWZ5e4 Not too bad
for an oldie


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-04-20 11:39 [#02470372]
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Stop arguing for a sec' will ya? :)

You do love the word "quaint". I wonder what you think it
says about you? Don't be scared, we all see you're a unique
and clever chap. I'm sure you're very creative too.


 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2014-04-20 14:12 [#02470377]
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Yes, quaint.


 

offline drill rods from 6AM-8PM NO PARKING (Canada) on 2014-04-20 14:19 [#02470378]
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lol


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2014-04-20 14:22 [#02470379]
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Feeling targeted? You don't even know the etymolgy of
quaint



 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2014-04-20 14:43 [#02470381]
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NO I DONT FEEL TARGETTED GUY WHY DONT YOU GET OUT OF YOUR
QUAINT


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2014-04-20 20:34 [#02470399]
Points: 4650 Status: Regular | Followup to chachmaster3000: #02470381



twice now you confirm that you feel targeted.
sigh


 


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