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offline betamaxheadroom on 2014-04-06 02:45 [#02469606]
Points: 1066 Status: Regular



i am sorry to tell you that the webmaster of wotum passed
away this evening.

Suffocating on his own smugness, the 'better than you'
hardcoder died peacefully in his own semen stained
bedsheets.

Shouts go out to his internet friends who he never met, and
never wanted to.

A sad day for at least a few people who were stupid enough
to pay him to post on his forum. Let us all bow our heads in
disbelief that they payed money to do so.

When asked for a reaction, a good friend of his, Richard D.
James, better known as Aphex Twin, said "I've been saving
this Sauvignon blanc for a special occasion, and now seems
the appropriate time to open it to mark the passing of a
total faggot cunt."

A special dancefloor has been created by the artist Damien
Hirst to commemorate his passing by building it on top of
his grave.



 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2014-04-06 03:09 [#02469609]
Points: 3098 Status: Lurker



i know we had our fights but i never really was trying 2 be
mean i was joking mostly. ull be missed joyrex, rip

but pls jesus and god if joyrex says u should start charging
ppl to enter heaven dont listen to him its a bad idea


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2014-04-06 05:45 [#02469610]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



what i remember most is sonrex's birthday, such memories


 

offline ddrummondd on 2014-04-08 00:47 [#02469697]
Points: 558 Status: Regular



boo hoo joyrex. if i were you i'd spend at least 45 minutes
of my life creating another account called 'twigclanx', and
bumping threads using google to search randomly to try to be
destructive to a rival* messageboard that only you care
about.

what a selfish sociopathic freak you are.

if you had any friends, they would tell you to see a shrink.
which is why you're still here.

*nobody cares except you.


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2014-04-08 01:01 [#02469700]
Points: 2853 Status: Regular



The thing I will miss most about Joyrex is his freakishly
small body and twig-like cock


 

offline ddrummondd on 2014-04-08 01:03 [#02469701]
Points: 558 Status: Regular



just look down you'll get the picture


 

offline shawnphase from baltimore (United States) on 2014-04-08 19:39 [#02469715]
Points: 50 Status: Lurker



o ok


 

offline milfywhore on 2014-04-08 21:22 [#02469716]
Points: 399 Status: Regular



why do people still listen to this idm garbage? i thought,
people knew already that this was just bullshit.


 

offline cstr on 2014-04-08 21:43 [#02469717]
Points: 10 Status: Regular



you are bullshit


 

offline ddrummondd on 2014-04-09 00:56 [#02469727]
Points: 558 Status: Regular | Followup to cstr: #02469717



*you're


 

offline djhardcode from Netherlands, The on 2014-04-09 13:56 [#02469736]
Points: 498 Status: Addict | Followup to ddrummondd: #02469727



holy shit, you are an idiot


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2014-04-09 15:54 [#02469739]
Points: 10671 Status: Regular | Show recordbag



Joyrex and Phobz relationship is like a pissing contest
which Phobz has forgotten to turn up for but Joyrex is so
determined to win he'll be straining alone until he shits
himself.


 

offline ddrummondd on 2014-04-09 19:53 [#02469752]
Points: 558 Status: Regular | Followup to Indeksical: #02469739



great analogy


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2014-04-10 00:13 [#02469769]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



i hope it gets damaged in transit.


 

offline kelp7 from kelphq (United Kingdom) on 2014-04-10 13:40 [#02469785]
Points: 214 Status: Lurker



Eh? Faggot?

http://images2.mysupermarket.co.uk/Products_1000/62/11466...


 

offline hexane on 2014-04-14 20:08 [#02470031]
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R.I.P


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offline jackeroffer from Aruba on 2014-04-14 21:05 [#02470035]
Points: 1038 Status: Lurker



can you please take more precious moments out of your live
to photoshop more gaping assholes with watmm logos on them?
thanks


 

offline hexane on 2014-04-15 05:32 [#02470076]
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as you wish


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offline XLT REAPER from Cameroon on 2014-05-17 02:51 [#02471336]
Points: 33 Status: Addict



RIP XLT
#02471352]
Points: 3098 Status: Lurker



repairing this thread


 

offline XLT REAPER from Cameroon on 2014-05-18 03:11 [#02471383]
Points: 33 Status: Addict



NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER N...
#02471386]
Points: 4158 Status: Lurker | Followup to XLT REAPER: #02471383



why do you use ubantu? Talk to me about it's pro's...


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2014-05-19 00:58 [#02471400]
Points: 3098 Status: Lurker



im gonna use uBANtu on XLT REAPERS @$$ 1ce i get my full mod
power!!


 

offline XLT REAPER from Cameroon on 2014-05-19 01:52 [#02471403]
Points: 33 Status: Addict



uBUMLOVE SUP
#02471405]
Points: 10789 Status: Regular



gay



 

offline wavephallus from London (United Kingdom) on 2014-05-27 14:34 [#02471765]
Points: 129 Status: Regular | Followup to betamaxheadroom: #02469606



Let us remember that Joyrex was quite inspiring with all his
"connections" that never amounted to much more than things
he read on the warp.com website, his guiding hand in posting
about which aphex twin releases people should not listen to
because he does not like them, and the priceless threads
with industry "insider" opinion that had every WATMMer
rejoicing in his company and begging for more.

This shallow form of posturing inspired a whole forum of
kids to develop of half-bred sense of entitlement and how to
pass as artistic, creative people in this internet age: by
sheer, dumb, brute force.

Being a proud resident of the state of Texas (which we all
know, you dont mess with), I can only hope he truly had a
great last yee haw.


 

offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2017-05-21 03:28 [#02520223]
Points: 1021 Status: Regular



that guy is a real fat midget sack of shit faggot, i'm glad
rdj voodoo cursed him


 


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