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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2014-04-03 07:00 [#02469469]
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my career in the last decade has consisted of an overpriced
vinyl 80s box set, gigs i got overpaid on due to my
reputation, suing currently popular people like kanye west,
royalties, psychologically manipulating my fans according to
an ayn rand "well fuck them if they're too stupid to notice"
attitude. please salute my contribution to electronic music


 

offline roughmusic on 2014-04-03 07:24 [#02469470]
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So sad this wasnt wrote in April 1st.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2014-04-03 07:25 [#02469471]
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agree 100%. i used to be a fan


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2014-04-03 10:46 [#02469476]
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Well, at least you aren't bitter.


 

offline md_geist from Man's-Chest-Yeh? on 2014-04-03 15:36 [#02469485]
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He's still contributed more to electronic music than you.


 

offline milfywhore on 2014-04-03 15:40 [#02469486]
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Hi I'm Aphex Twin. I'm divorced. Who fucks a 40year old
ginger now? I hope that Die Antwoord chick does.


 

offline djhardcode from Netherlands, The on 2014-04-03 17:47 [#02469495]
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fuck that ugly whore


 

offline ddrummondd on 2014-04-04 01:00 [#02469515]
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another boring desperate 'look at me' post.

hi i'm epicmegaboringcunt! look at me! i nearly killed my
ex-gf by slapping her about! i'm awesome! i'm 6 foot 6 and
she was 5 foot 4! it was a fair fight! andyay she asked for
it! stoopid biutch.


 

offline rickshaws on 2014-04-04 01:22 [#02469517]
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God is good God is Great

My AK's have two bolts.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2014-04-04 03:28 [#02469518]
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"another boring desperate 'look at me' post."

i think my narcissism is all in your head, because this
thread was not about me, it was about aphex twin, and how
people need to stop fucking asking "is [anonymous watered
down clone] teh aphex?" the answer is: no. it's never him.
he retired years ago.... and buying into the lie just warps
your judgement anyways. makes people rave over lukewarm
horseshit they'd thoroughly castrate if it were honestly
presented as the work of Some Regular Dude.

"He's still contributed more to electronic music than
you."


and prodigy's done more than him. then mozart pisses on us
all from a great height. so why make it a race? everyone's
lost already.

"Well, at least you aren't bitter."

i don't think it's a stretch to say his music means a lot to
some people. got them through tough times, inspired them to
make music themselves, whatever. so, yeah, as unmanly as
this is to admit, it hurts a bit when you get dicked around
for years on end. figure i'm not alone.


 

offline rickshaws on 2014-04-04 04:05 [#02469522]
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You're always right aphex twin.

The next overpriced gig is yet to be announced.



 

offline Jeff Mozart on 2014-04-04 06:12 [#02469524]
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I've contributed nothing to electronic music. You are awful.


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2014-04-04 12:53 [#02469542]
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Mang.


 

offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2017-05-21 03:33 [#02520224]
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cheetah was hot garbage


 


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