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offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2014-03-12 00:23 [#02468824]
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just masturbating with his machines, just don't like his
shit anymore , his soul has gone and his penis is now in
control


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2014-03-12 00:51 [#02468826]
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New stuff...? Like what?


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2014-03-12 02:51 [#02468828]
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i dropped some mdma and played some music, put on ufabulum
and was disappointed, maybe it's just too clean studio
sounding


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2014-03-12 02:53 [#02468829]
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now his penis extends to those robots


 

offline diamondtron on 2014-03-12 08:46 [#02468834]
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You're always buyin rap records jammin def beats
Then dissin rap artists out in the streets
You always say our jams are wack but yours'll be tight
But you never been near a studio in your life
You see, disrespect is your last resort
You're like Howard Cossell, you never played this sport
But you're always talkin mess bout how it should be done
And when we ask to hear your record you never made one


 

offline retape from http://retape.net (Norway) on 2014-03-12 10:54 [#02468835]
Points: 2355 Status: Lurker



diamondtrowned


 

offline retape from http://retape.net (Norway) on 2014-03-12 10:55 [#02468836]
Points: 2355 Status: Lurker | Followup to larn: #02468824



squarepusher is still great, you just got old.


 

offline melack from barcielwave on 2014-03-12 11:10 [#02468837]
Points: 9099 Status: Regular



squarepusher is always been like this to me,
one amazing album followed be one or a couple of
disapointing ones... ufabulum was shit, and i count the
robot thing just as an experiment (not liked the first tune,
lets wait for the other)... so next album should be
mindblowing.


 

offline drill rods from 6AM-8PM NO PARKING (Canada) on 2014-03-12 11:21 [#02468838]
Points: 1171 Status: Regular



Well I liked (most of) Ufabulum although it does sound a bit
too "clean"


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2014-03-12 11:39 [#02468840]
Points: 19368 Status: Lurker



I don't think he's masturbating

Most likely he's spending some quality early sunny Spring
time with his g/f in Belgium

You're just jealous and had a bad mdma trip

But that's alright

=============

However you're right about Ufabulum, it starts okay and
after a while you got "stadium ice" or "red in blue" and go
wtf. He seems to enjoy throwing mood spoilers in his album
tracklists, I dunno, like he didn't like his listeners/fans
that much and wanted to spoil the fun for them.

Just like he did on "Hello Everything". Vacuum Garden ? come
on Tom


 

offline djhardcode from Netherlands, The on 2014-03-12 12:41 [#02468845]
Points: 498 Status: Addict



The last thing I bought from Squarepusher was back in like
1996, I bought that "budokan microphone" vinyl or whatever
it was, and thought I was going to get this awesome set of
acid breaks and aphex twin style futuristic sounds or
whatever, man what an incredible disappointment, it sucked
so hard, and it was the last 10 dollars I had to my name. I
remember being extremely disappointed and felt like I had
been ripped off, and wondered where all the "good tracks"
really were. Turns out I was in for a big surprise in the
fact that only about 10-15% of squarepushers tracks are
actually the kind that I like, the rest seem to be filler
jazzy crap that others might not mind I find extremely
boring and would never pay money for it.

It's really unfortunate that artists these days have all
these lucrative contracts and they get away with shitting
out 90% of their tracks and actually work hard on like 2 out
of the 15 tracks on their albums, the rest is just complete
shit and they do it just to get paid.

For the most part, from what I've heard, most artists these
days cant even make those two great tracks without paying
someone else to ghost write it for them.


 

offline WarpBot2012 on 2014-03-12 12:50 [#02468846]
Points: 58 Status: Addict



music is rotted one note
go plastic

selection sxiteen
ufabulum


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-03-12 12:54 [#02468847]
Points: 16053 Status: Lurker



So he pisses about, mocks his fans and generally doesn't
deserve credit? You bunch of wallops! If you don't like
something it doesn't mean it's shit or was intended as such.
You know that.

Were's your stuff, djharcode? You seem to know a lot about
what is right and what isn't. I'd be curious to listen to
your stuff.

In general, artists tend to like what they release. Weird
isn't it?


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2014-03-12 13:01 [#02468848]
Points: 2298 Status: Addict



It's almost as if they enjoy making music! The cretins.


 

offline djhardcode from Netherlands, The on 2014-03-12 13:15 [#02468849]
Points: 498 Status: Addict



Most music that comes out these days, to me, is all
"Budokahn microphone". I havent heard a commercially
produced track that I actually would be willing to pay for
since analord. Even with the analords, I felt ripped off,
cause there is only like 4 or 5 good tracks out of all of
them. I bought that stupid piece of crap analord binder for
all the vinyls, what a fucking waste of money. That was the
very last time I ever spent money on music.

The shit that comes out these days, with record company
executives raking in cahs and getting rich, and us poor
shitbag consumers get shit on day in and day out with shit
music that is all filler crap and nothing good, everything
is budokhan mindphone quality, just complete shit, and fake
ass artists like de antword all so cool and loved by all the
hipsters, just makes me want to kill myself, and its so
obvious that there is a complete dearth of talent in the
music industry, everything that comes out is just shit and
nothing more, no one who is involved with the industry is
willing to change, because they all have jobs in it and
their livelihood depends on keeping the machine going,
regardless of the fact that is merely a shallow concept of
what true music stands for.

pathetic


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2014-03-12 13:19 [#02468850]
Points: 2298 Status: Addict



It's the Illuminati, I tell you. They're forcefully
releasing music that doesn't appeal to djhardcore so he
doesn't have a relaxing Sunday evening.

Society is such a drag!


 

offline djhardcode from Netherlands, The on 2014-03-12 14:34 [#02468854]
Points: 498 Status: Addict



All thats ever happened to me is that I buy music and I am
always let down and disappointed. It's like the artists who
are getting paid to produce this music feel like they're too
special to actually work hard, almost as if since they have
a record deal, it entitles them to not give a fuck and not
even try to make good music,

like fuck everyone, i have a record deal now, i dont have to
try and people dont deserve my work. When the reality is
that they are actually getting paid, and taking people's
money, to do jack shit and further the pile of shit that is
modern electronic "music". This is why I absolutely have no
problem with people pirating music and stealing shit,
because I personally have been ripped off and shit upon by
some artist cause they feel that they're too cool to make
something that is actually good, as it might compromise
their "artistic integrity", well fuck that shit, im never
paying for anything again, assholes


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2014-03-12 15:00 [#02468855]
Points: 2298 Status: Addict



So basically, what you're saying is:

They got big and I don't like them any more.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2014-03-12 15:04 [#02468856]
Points: 2298 Status: Addict



And if you don't enjoy the music, why are you downloading
it?

Do you feel like you're a musical activist, aiming to punch
artists with your lack of monetary investment in their
sound?


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-03-12 15:06 [#02468857]
Points: 16053 Status: Lurker



I don't like eggplant. Anyone who likes aubergines must be a
massive SHIT.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2014-03-12 15:08 [#02468858]
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I've not liked anything you've eaten since breakfast last
Tuesday. I don't know why I pay to watch you eat.


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-03-12 15:10 [#02468859]
Points: 16053 Status: Lurker | Followup to Descent: #02468858



I heard you like ice cream? Fucking cop-out!


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2014-03-12 15:12 [#02468860]
Points: 2298 Status: Addict



At least I don't drink name-branded soft drinks like you,
Dr. PepperDust.

Sell-out.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2014-03-12 15:18 [#02468861]
Points: 12102 Status: Regular | Followup to Descent: #02468860



djhardcodes drinks flat Sprite by himself.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2014-03-12 15:21 [#02468862]
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Carbonation is for the mainstreamers.


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-03-12 15:33 [#02468863]
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Hah! Says the person with Ben & Jerry coming out of her
arse!


 

offline djhardcode from Netherlands, The on 2014-03-12 15:34 [#02468864]
Points: 498 Status: Addict | Followup to Descent: #02468862



what is your problem with being unable to write more than
one sentence in a post? you sound like some valley girl from
southern california who talks in "up-speak".

i guess i can understand why you're so upset, if someone
came by and tried to say they didnt like the music I've been
living my life through and wasting all my time talking about
on forums, i would be pretty pissed and want to make a huge
stink about it too. unfortunately no amount of your posts,
or text, is ever going to change my mind.

i guarantee you that all the music you listen to is complete
shit and you were raised on trash.



 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2014-03-12 15:34 [#02468865]
Points: 12102 Status: Regular



All thats ever happened to me is that I buy Sprite and I am
always let down and disappointed. It's like the drinks
companies who are getting paid to produce this soda feel
like they're too special to actually fizz, almost as if
since they have a sodapop, it entitles them to not give a
fuck and not
even try to make good beverages,

like fuck everyone, i have a drinks conglomerate now, i dont
have to try and people dont deserve my fluids. When the
reality is that they are actually getting paid, and taking
people's money, to do jack shit and further the pile of shit
that is modern liquidy "pop". This is why I absolutely have
no
problem with people pirating carbonation and stealing shit,
because I personally have been ripped off and shit upon by
some juice artist cause they feel that they're too cool to
make
something that is actually good, as it might compromise
their "artistic integrity", well fuck that shit, im never
paying for anything again, assholes



 

offline RussellDust on 2014-03-12 15:37 [#02468866]
Points: 16053 Status: Lurker



Ha ha! (Good hearted lol!)


 

offline djhardcode from Netherlands, The on 2014-03-12 15:37 [#02468867]
Points: 498 Status: Addict | Followup to Descent: #02468855



That is not what I'm saying at all, you're simply dumb.


 

offline djhardcode from Netherlands, The on 2014-03-12 15:38 [#02468868]
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haha jokes funnies guys

lol

epic fails guys



 

offline djhardcode from Netherlands, The on 2014-03-12 15:40 [#02468869]
Points: 498 Status: Addict



hey guys i have 12000 posts and we've all been hanging out
here for 15 years, lets gang up on someone cause they have
voiced their opinion, maybe we can feel like we're actually
something more than just a bunch of scrubs who feel special
cause they wasted a whole third of their lives on a pathetic
messageboard talking about shit-ass music that no one will
ever care about after people stop making music from it and
ripping everyone off cause they are on drugs and dont know
the difference between real music and complete utter shit


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2014-03-12 15:40 [#02468870]
Points: 2298 Status: Addict | Followup to djhardcode: #02468867



I'm simply dumb? I thought my idiocy was quite complex.

It's at least what the doctor tells me.


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-03-12 15:41 [#02468871]
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So you don't get it? Fucking hell, hardcode... I only see
one epic fail in this thread.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2014-03-12 15:42 [#02468872]
Points: 2298 Status: Addict | Followup to djhardcode: #02468869



Hey guys, I'm djhardcode and I have never had a basis for an
argument! So what I usually like to do is personify a
devil's advocate argument through the use of a strawman. I
also like flat sprite!


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-03-12 15:42 [#02468873]
Points: 16053 Status: Lurker | Followup to djhardcode: #02468869



So wait, you weren't ganging up?I thought everyon was shit?
And now a few people poke fun and you're a victim? Like you
said, it's just hanging out.. :)


 

offline djhardcode from Netherlands, The on 2014-03-12 15:44 [#02468874]
Points: 498 Status: Addict | Followup to Descent: #02468872



please do not attempt to engage me in your pseudo intellect


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2014-03-12 15:45 [#02468875]
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But you're so engaging with yours! I thought we were having
a battle of plastic wits.


 

offline djhardcode from Netherlands, The on 2014-03-12 15:46 [#02468876]
Points: 498 Status: Addict | Followup to Descent: #02468875



you seem to have a personal struggle with simple logic, that
is apparent.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2014-03-12 15:48 [#02468877]
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Ooh, give me another! This is like modern music!


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2014-03-12 15:48 [#02468878]
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Explain the logic part please dj


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2014-03-12 15:49 [#02468879]
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You're obviously not smart enough.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2014-03-12 15:49 [#02468880]
Points: 12102 Status: Regular



Haha! He's gone now to get mad at some flowers or cotton or
something.


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-03-12 15:57 [#02468881]
Points: 16053 Status: Lurker | Followup to JivverDicker: #02468880



Oh don't get me started on fucking cotton! What the fuck
does cotton think it is? "oooh look i'm soft i'm cotton!"



 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2014-03-12 15:59 [#02468882]
Points: 12102 Status: Regular | Followup to RussellDust: #02468881



assholes


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2014-03-12 16:09 [#02468883]
Points: 2298 Status: Addict



I tell you, I ordered some food the other day. He said it
was £4.99 for the meal. What a fucking rip-off! It wasn't
even tasty.

I found out he makes music so I pirated his discography.
That'll learn him.


 

offline djhardcode from Netherlands, The on 2014-03-12 16:14 [#02468884]
Points: 498 Status: Addict



stop trying to be smart, it's working against you. using the
internet does not automatically make you smart. stick to the
low hanging fruit please.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2014-03-12 16:16 [#02468885]
Points: 12102 Status: Regular



I heard some music a few years ago that I didn't
particularly like and it made me so ANGRY! It's my God
given right to only have music made for my tastes so fuck
that shit! assholes


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-03-12 16:18 [#02468886]
Points: 16053 Status: Lurker



Why are you having a go at Descent, hardycode?


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2014-03-12 16:18 [#02468887]
Points: 2298 Status: Addict | Followup to djhardcode: #02468884



And as we all know, you hate fruit. Especially low-hanging
fruit.


 


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