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offline RussellDust on 2013-11-07 18:24 [#02464216]
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aren't funny. Not even from a troll lover like me.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-11-07 18:52 [#02464231]
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it's not meant to be funny, it's essentially bullying. one
kid builds a sand castle, another kid comes along and kicks
it over. generally, this sort of bullying behavior is them
acting out due to sort of trauma in their home life... alky
parents, uncle touched their bum, whatever


 

offline RussellDust on 2013-11-07 19:00 [#02464236]
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Bullying? I don't see it. It's visual pollution maybe but
that's about it. A proper waste of space.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-11-07 19:17 [#02464255]
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well, i'm as in the dark as you; this is all speculation....
but it feels like when i was five and i crashed through some
imaginary teaparty my little sister was having like a raging
bull just to be a little jerk


 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2013-11-08 07:57 [#02464302]
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It's a bit like a forced meme (pronounced to rhyme with
wee-wee). The origin of the DubTurbo reference, as we all
know, is both sad and funnt, truly tragic. Phobiazero
returns after a lengthy haitus promising a new dawn, asking
for donations to enable the final push, has some exciting
news.. Expectations were cautious but there was hope. Then
that hope, faith, fragile belief restored just 24 hours
earlier, was smashed and had shit rubbed in its face with
the career endingly bad decision to promote DubTurbo and
some horrificly worded sales pitch about "monetizing your
beats".

If anything DubTurbo merits a more sophisticated use rather
than just "DubTurbo, lol" - for me it represents bitter
disappointment, disingenuity, contempt for your users, and
pity for the site's clearly troubled owner. A figure, like
Godot or Jesus, we can't really turn our backs on, even if
there's no sign of them returning,



 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-11-08 08:17 [#02464304]
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i half figure the dubturbo thing was a joke in the first
place.... who knows, though.


 

offline RussellDust on 2013-11-08 11:53 [#02464329]
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Yeah give him a way out why don't you?


 

offline rad smiles on 2013-11-09 02:26 [#02464360]
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it's a lazy excuse not to talk about music.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-11-09 02:35 [#02464362]
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alright then... maybe he really meant to fix the site up,
embarrassed himself with dubturbo, then crawled into a pit
of depression because there's no sun in sweden?


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2013-11-09 07:13 [#02464368]
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The secret of aphex twins music: DUBTURBO.


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2013-11-10 14:45 [#02464406]
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There were screenshots of the new site, plus a beta site
that was browse-able, but maybe it was all just a joke. In
that case, xlt is funny as fuck, and like 10+ levels of Andy
Kaufman madness.

phobz=selfish comedic genius, or uncaring webmaster, or
caring webmaster who has no sense of organization and
project management


 

offline RussellDust on 2013-11-10 17:55 [#02464409]
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I think, between you and me (and everyone else reading) that
totalzero got the hump and it all went down hill from
there.

He's had a lot of people i know give him money. That's the
only thing that gets me. And he still whines. :D


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2013-11-11 00:04 [#02464415]
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no offence u guys but any1 who thinks this site is anythign
but a adsence $ generator for phobia zero is daluding
themselfs

phobia zero NEVER put any work into xltronic, its not new
that nothing changed ever

why dont u try to make a list of stuff that ACTUALLY CHANGED
since the site was aphex twin.nu

1. he made it so u could pay money to be a premium member or
watever and get ur name in bold (still works i think?)
2. he made picture uploading (i dont think it works
anymore?)
3. he made changed the size of avatars u could upload (but u
cant upload at all anymore)
4. there was that random image thing (gone)
5. 260+ pixels xltronic v2 space was added sometime (still
there)
6. he changed the way ranks work ie u used 2 be a wizard etc
(still works)
7. various changes relating 2 the christmas bear and that ?%
symbol
8. 1 christmas he made it snow
9. the usless discography thing (gone)
10. he got rid of the content that was on aphex twin.nu
(then he brought it back for awhile and now its gone again)
11. there was a homepage that was updated sometimes (gone)
12. search was removed
13. thoughest posters/stats were removed
14. he made it so u can reply 2 posts? (i think this came
after it turned in2 xltronic) (still working)
15. fav+ was broken
16. he made it so mods get there name in a special color
(still working)
17. lazy link and character counter was added (still
working)
18. some board hacks were fixed i think
19. the way the site urls work was changed 2 give xltronic
better SEO
20. there were special topic tags n stuff added for talking
about albumns in the discography and also nsfw threads
(dunno if these still work im not a mod)
21. adsense ads added

also please add anything if i forgot it

but my point is xltronic was sad since it was started its no
big deal n i dont even CARE about sites updating or ading
features and stuff since alot of the time it makes it worse
but STOP DALUDING URSELFS into think somehow if phobizero
shows up and makes xltronic v2 or v3 its gonna be better


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2013-11-11 00:07 [#02464416]
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but my point is xltronic was sad since it was started its
no
big deal n i dont even CARE about sites updating or ading
features and stuff since alot of the time it makes it worse
but STOP DALUDING URSELFS into think somehow if phobizero
shows up and makes xltronic v2 or v3 its gonna be better cuz
its not. the only thing that changed is the # of ppl into
the music this sites about thats why ur all REALLY
complaining, and whose fault is it really its ur own. and
when a new kind of music like ndc comes along u just ignore
it or laugh so when ur so stuck in ur ways obviously the
sites gona die a slow aganizing death. the only reason the
competitor site watmm is still arounds cuz joyrex reels in
the ppl who love to spam there own music by giving them a
special forum ppl who love to spam there own music will
ALWAYS be around


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2013-11-11 00:13 [#02464417]
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DUBturbo will
ALWAYS be around



 

offline RussellDust on 2013-11-11 01:00 [#02464418]
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No one is "daluding" themselves, wavy! It's all tongue in
cheek. Humour in the face of adversity is probably why this
place still gathers a few posts. Or not.
Ok maybe technically not but you can't deny this place was
buzzing and fun in the past. I think nearly every single one
of my online friends with whom i became close i met here.


 

offline twigclanx from twatsville on 2014-04-06 09:15 [#02469635]
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I think nearly every single DUBturbo


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2014-04-06 16:43 [#02469640]
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God, look at what DUbturbo did


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2014-04-06 18:56 [#02469643]
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because these zilty can't frigth back


 

offline ddrummondd on 2014-04-08 01:01 [#02469699]
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we haven't been here before. well, we have but to this
extent?

messageboards in general died after facebook became common
place. the outright bitterness of our so called 'equals'
after the media driven orwellian western states has perhaps
driven ppl back to a kind of 'retro' desperation with
regards how people want the 'internet' to be.

BUT.. xlt is NOT the common place average. it's a bitter and
twisted fucked up trolltastic bitchfest for the most
freakish 30 something virgins that started it in the first
place.

ppl who have a false claim to 'inventing' the internet are
now sour fucked up individuals of whom have nothing better
than to destroy. the nihilistic tendancies of some
individuals are surely a sign of now what people WERE
thinking at the time when moderation was en tact.



 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2014-04-08 01:07 [#02469702]
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In other news; Gay.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2014-04-08 01:23 [#02469703]
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two dubturbos walk into a bar


 


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