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If it hadn't been for I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from where did you go Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe |
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You have more to offer than that. Don't be a dick. |
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Excellent electronic music. |
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For once the Youtube comments are not only good, but possibly better than the video. "Is the REAL Crazy Frog behind this?" that's actually very thought-provoking and contemplative |
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>Be 21 >Girlfriend's 19 >Been dating for months now >This guy named Joe comes out of fucking nowhere into my life >He's my new coworker at my company >Find out he has no money, no place of residence. >Moved here for the job and can no longer afford his hotel >Decide to open up to him >Keep him in my apartment for weeks >Bro is pretty cool >We play the vidya, drinks beers, watch football >This continues for months >Afterwards, find out girlfriend is pregnant >By all tradition, I have to marry her now. >One night, eating out at dinner with wife >Joe stayed late at the office for some overtime >I pop the question to my wife >She admits she was raped by Joe and the baby isn't mine >She isn't ready to make a commitment after being violated >Go home in a fucking rage. >Throw out all Joe's shit >Gonna fucking kill Joe when he gets home. >Joe gets home about 1 a.m. >As soon as he opens the door, I fucking punch him in his bastard face >Eye swells up like a boll of cotton >He swings at me >Dodge and sweep his leg >He falls down >In a giant fucking rage now >Go to my room, grab my handgun out of my drawer >Go back to confront Joe >Joe jumps in his car and fucking hightails it out of there >I haven't seen or heard from him since >On the phone a month later with my brother >He finally asks why I've been so depressed >I tell him that if it hadn't been for cotton-eye Joe >I'd been married a long time ago >Where did you come from, where did you go-- >Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? Gotta love /b/ sometimes |
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Do they finally know where he came from? Did they ever return his body? :( |
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very cool song |
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Did cage really pull all those faces in a big hollywood 911 movie. jeez, wow. |
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If it hadn't been for I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from where did you go Where did you come from DUBturbo |
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Sorry for the miss-spell. |
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Means shower in french. |
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Means shower in DUBturbo |
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why can't we just laze togetherrrr |
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A Swedish band pretends to be a bunch of American rednecks and releases a dance remix of a song from the 1800's in 1994. That's pretty IDM. Sounds like the premise of an 80's action movie, if you add a spaceship, a gatling gun, and tits. |
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And of course, is the only real developers song. Ever. |
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bumping this thread in honor of american hero day |
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I remember this being in the charts around the same time as another banjo banger, |
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xlt vibes #22 banjo bangers |
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It's time. It's banjo time again. The banjo golden age. Listen to these winners and leaders what banjo did for them. |
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if there was a Nuremberg trial for crimes against music they would deffo receive a summons. |
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And it's in my head! Thanks, again! |
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Ah fuck now it's just the violin solo in a loop!😜😠|
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What is cotton eye? Is it like conjunctivitis? Sounds rank. |
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where for art thou joe? |
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where hast thou trodden? |
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Since cotton mouth is dry mouth, perhaps cotton eye is dry eyeballz. Or pink eye, due to touching butts then touching eyes. So Joe perhaps fingered the butt of the singer, then rubbed his eyes, thus becoming Cotton Eye Joe. |
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god what a magical time the 1982 was. Who knew what was happening? The audience is drugged, hypnotized by spectacle, a dystopia. Ok! [wipes nose] |
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the perfect sandstorm: darude banjo cover |
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doop doop im a scatman who the fuck is alice smurfs poopah scoopah |
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that doop doop song still makes me want to cut my knackers off with a rusty bread knife |
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Well no wonder why the singer wants to know Joe's whereabouts, that filthy bugger. Joe's unwanted fingering obviously cost him a marriage and then some. This hellfire fiend needs to be brought to justice, lickety-split and no mistake. I am sure gosh darn angry, his whole kit and caboodle does rankle some, gee whiz. Oh- eee, there needs to be a facebook group for this if there isn't one already. |
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