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olive oil as an aftershave?
 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2013-10-15 18:45 [#02462920]
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Anyone else do this? I've recorded some samples of me
rubbing it all over my face, and the sound turned out quite
good. I'll upload later


 

offline RussellDust on 2013-10-15 18:53 [#02462921]
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Audio and pics please


 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2013-10-15 19:13 [#02462922]
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No pics I'm afraid. I would recommend patting your face down
with a damp cloth subsequent to applying the olive oil.
Otherwise it stays on your face for several hours before
being completely absorbed. I'd also suggest not to use
really cheap big brand olive oil as there are counterfeits
about.

Other than that I think this is a good move for long lasting
healthy skin :)


 

offline RussellDust on 2013-10-15 20:15 [#02462923]
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I shave about 4 times a year with a razor. I'm one of those
that feels comfy hidden behind a beard. I use an electric
shaver when the beard starts to annoy me but i rarely then
take the razor and put shaving cream/vegetable oils to
finish it off neatly. I look like someone i barely know when
i do that and can't wait for it to grow back. You read this
shit. I'm boring and so are you.


 

offline RussellDust on 2013-10-15 20:18 [#02462924]
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Like silly man Arthur Schopenhauer once said:
“Talent hits a target no one else can hit; genius hits a
target no one else can see.”

So, hang on... bah never nevermind.


 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2013-10-15 20:20 [#02462926]
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No one is really that beyond boring mate. Not sure why
anyone would strive to be otherwise. It should be purely
incidental or as an aside to more important life
priorities.

Thanks for sharing


 

offline RussellDust on 2013-10-15 20:22 [#02462928]
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Well look at you!


 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2013-10-15 20:30 [#02462933]
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Mr Dust,

What more specifically do you mean when you state that we
are boring? What qualifies and encompasses a complete
definition of the meaning of boring in this context?

Pardon me. I should have inquired before making gross
assumptions


 

offline RussellDust on 2013-10-15 20:37 [#02462934]
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I dunno, check wikipedia!

I didn't mean it to become some deep thinking session
regarding what boredom is. I think sometimes boredom can be
a relief, though short preferably. Also thoughts grow in the
garden of boredom, to put it flash and poncy.

Boring people on the other hand go both ways. Either easily
ignored or in your face, building up anger. I like to alter
my states in order to make people less 'boring'.


 

offline RussellDust on 2013-10-15 20:39 [#02462935]
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As i was typing about my grooming habits i realised how
trivial it was and how happy it must make people to read
such fascinating insight. Then i thought "well if they're
reading this they're either bored or boring". No i don't
know and need to eat.

What shall i eat? I have yoghurts, passion fruit or vanilla.
That's it.


 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2013-10-15 20:43 [#02462936]
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I'd prefer to ignore the distraction of food choices while I
try to figure out what boring means in the aforementioned
context.

Fuck yogurt with sugar or flavouring. Trash


 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2013-10-15 20:51 [#02462937]
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First off I think boring is a reflection of your esteem
which in turn contributes to your overall outlook. Not
saying that you're incorrect or even overly biased, but it
does seem to have a self deprecating tone


 

offline RussellDust on 2013-10-15 20:57 [#02462938]
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I've had about ten years of therapy in my life. I know the
tricks, worked with alsorts of different doctors. Funnily
enough after a while both parties get bored, yes bored as
they know each other inside out, all the 'magic' and
grooming and self esteem booming. All the approaches. The
mind games, the testing. You're a silly man if you think i
was being deep when i said i what i was writing was boring.
Now you want to decode me? You must be bored!
Just forget about it!

And yes i'm a moaner and jump between phases of deep self
love and wonder at my thoughts and then to self hate and
hopelesness. With a sprinkle of guilt.



 

offline RussellDust on 2013-10-15 20:59 [#02462939]
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This is special yoghurt from the Marquise islands in the
pacific. I get them shipped by private jet. A man goes for
me and only he has the code.

I don't really like yoghurts to be honest. Bought on a whim
and explains why it's the last thing in the fridge.


 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2013-10-15 21:06 [#02462940]
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I'm not trying to decode you, nor did I care if you were
being deep per se. But clearly I must be.

Yogurt is good for you, if you buy plain Greek or a not too
heavily processed plain type. As far as dairy goes it's
better than milks, cheeses, and ice cream. I love tiger tail
ice cream. I have it once or twice a year :)


 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2013-10-15 21:08 [#02462942]
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Tell me all you like about your observations on therapy and
its seemingly relative decline in to .... lacklusterdom. I'm
genuinely intrigued :)


 

offline RussellDust on 2013-10-15 21:19 [#02462943]
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One of my favourite phases was the 'so what?' phase. And it
wasn't me it was the quack.

-took heroin, not eating, vomitting all the time. i hate
people

-so what?

It worked for a while..



 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2013-10-15 21:19 [#02462944]
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Hey man, you're my kind of people. Everyone needs a little
darkness for there to be light. I prefer when it's close to
the sleeve :)

Trust


 

offline RussellDust on 2013-10-15 21:22 [#02462945]
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Call me RussellTrust!

So tell me, chachmaster3000, do you like chillies in Ohio?


 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2013-10-15 21:30 [#02462946]
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I like most chillies, so I'm sure they'd be great in Ohio.
Scotch Bonnets can get a little intense, but I can take it
:) I used to work out of a kitchen staffed with philippenos
(sp) and they'd pride their selves on their tolerance to
different varieties of chilies. Until I came alone. I gave
them some good laughs when I outdid myself by nearly choking
or puking off hot chillies rumbling in me belly. I also got
massive respect for being a fire breathing white boy :)

I miss those days



 

offline hashian on 2013-10-16 06:10 [#02462979]
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yes i use olive oil on my face when i have a job interview.
it gives me a bronzed out budhha sculpture look.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-10-16 06:39 [#02462984]
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back in the 50s, the boys and i used to used to top up the
Cray-2 with olive oil in when we ran out of fluorinert


 

offline hashian on 2013-10-16 11:22 [#02463020]
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Back in 3000bc (greece i think) i used to use that shit to
jerk off.

Cuz vaseline wasnt invented back then


 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2013-10-16 11:33 [#02463024]
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Vaselines is so 70s


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-10-16 11:36 [#02463026]
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what was that plant that was such an effective
contraceptives that the romans drove it extinct? is it
related to the 303?


 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2013-10-16 11:37 [#02463027]
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You think men in the 70s had figured out the ghost hand
wank? Cutting off the circulation in your Hans untilll pins
and needles formed and then tossing one off with it?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-10-16 11:37 [#02463028]
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LAZY_CUNT


 

offline hashian on 2013-10-16 13:15 [#02463033]
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https://soundcloud.com/ghost-loops

no but if someone has now he'd surely be wanking off to this


 

offline Geoffrey Mills on 2013-10-17 01:34 [#02463102]
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lol


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2013-10-17 01:36 [#02463104]
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You're going to use turmeric while you do that ofcourse?


 

offline Geoffrey Mills on 2013-10-17 01:37 [#02463106]
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i hope youre not trying to curry favour. or should i say
flavour!


 

offline Geoffrey Mills on 2013-10-17 01:47 [#02463107]
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bad joke ill get me coat


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2013-10-17 01:50 [#02463109]
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No, Chach knows what the message is.


 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2013-10-17 02:09 [#02463112]
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Turmeric is good for teeth stains face good brew


 

offline chachmaster3000 on 2014-10-14 20:23 [#02477629]
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CABBAGE


 


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