 |
|
You are not logged in! F.A.Q Log in Register |
 |
|
 |
 Now online (1)-crazone ...and 264 guests Last 5 registered Oplandisks nothingstar N_loop yipe foxtrotromeo Browse members... |
 |
Members 8025Messages 2613453 Today 6 Topics 127500 |
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
The reason are women! They make fun of the uncordinated dance moves of the male species. Braindance is a move in the right direction, but we should form an underground lair where only computer programmers, game nerds, and middle aged men are allowed to dance to techno and house music. No women allowed! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
|
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
guessing you've never been to a rave nor dance music festival |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
|
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
|
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
well the girls go 2 dance lessons the boys to 2 football lessons, if they just reversed that it would be boys whore the good dancers |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
You can stand at the bar and get wasted and watch the girls dance. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Fucking all crying and shit, with a boner. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
do you dance ? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Imagine if Monoid wrote all these downer kind of posts about himself for the past several years, but he's actually an amazing dancer. Like, he's so fucking good at dancing, that he doesn't even know how skilled he is cuz he thinks "being good should take effort". Imagine he actually went clubbing several times, and everytime he went on the dancefloor and busted out his shit, women were swooning and getting weak in the knees, but he never saw that before so thought they were laughing at him. And then he remembered his experiences and thought of this thread. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
No. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
you should. it's good exercise. also it'll help you feel more connected to your bodeh, which might help you with your lady problems |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Judging by the quality of his singing, he's a contender for Das Supertalent and he's probably going to be a passable dancer too. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Problem is, i am not very fit and i suffer from anexity which makes me feel uncomfortable being around other dancing people |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
no, dance on your own in your bedroom. if you're like me you'll still get some mega irrational anxiety, but once you feel confident doing it on your own, then you might be able to bust some moves in front others (btw, almost everyone is self-conscious about their dancing. and in a dancing situation is usually focusing on how they appear over others) |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Monoid writes in to aunty Raz0rBlade_uk |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I just need drugs to get rid of unwanted feelings. I kinda gave up on fighting against brain chemicals |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
come on. try dancing on your own in your room. you'll initially probably feeling embarrassed and awkward, but after a while (and pulling the silliest moves you can think of), you'll eventually feel slightly less awkward as well. you could use drugs to give yourself a boost so the dancing is easy. then you'll know that you can do it, and maybe next time when you're sober the anxiety will be less |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Blah blah Monoid blah Monoid blah blah blah Monoid Blah blah Monoid Blah blah blah drivel Monoid blah tedious blah getting blah so blah blah old blah blah blah Monoid. Men dance. This is beyond poor, Monoid. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
it's not that you can't dance, if that's what you intend to do, but simply the fact that you aren't dancing, as such. the anxiety lies in the possible exposure of your intent. :\ |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Here's 10 hours of music for Monoid to practice his dancing non-stop: God speed. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
lol I imagined that |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
|
Messageboard index
|
|||||||||
