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offline spammer from CITY OF LONDON (Jamaica) on 2013-05-10 21:13 [#02456551]
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went out with this girl that i met at starbucks the
other day. everything went well until the end so i have a
question for u guys.

is it normal for a girl to talk about her brother so much on
a date? she kept saying rude things about him like that he
was a fag and out of shape but it seemed like the lil lady
doth protest a bit much. do you think it's possible that she
had a thing for the brother? as the evening drew to a close
i was fingering her butthole in the back of my cadillac and
she kept saying "oh brother" like im not sure if she meant
it like she thought i was stupid for putting my finger in
her butt or she wanted me to BE her brother. i kept at it
for a while and then she abruptly told me she had to go and
left.

hasn't returned any of my calls or texts since.

 

offline colani from Retarded (France) on 2013-05-10 21:42 [#02456553]
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maybe her brother read her a book!


 

offline coheed on 2013-05-10 22:33 [#02456555]
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LAZY_TITLE

 

offline spammer from CITY OF LONDON (Jamaica) on 2013-05-11 22:47 [#02456603]
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any other words of wisdom?

 

offline coheed on 2013-05-11 23:41 [#02456604]
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She want both of you?

 

offline drill rods from 6AM-8PM NO PARKING (Canada) on 2013-05-12 02:52 [#02456614]
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Did she have ginger pubes too?

 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2013-05-12 11:39 [#02456615]
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What about her daddy?

 

offline Combo from Sex on 2013-07-08 14:47 [#02459559]
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Did she reply yet?

 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2013-07-13 13:45 [#02459854]
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Mistake #1: fingering butthole on first date.

That doesn't even make sense. However, it might've helped
to fuck the shit out her in the back of your Cadillac whilst
yelling, "I'M YOUR BROTHER!!! I'M YOUR BIOLOGICAL
BROTHER!!!! YOU LIKE THAT SISTER, WHO WAS RAISED BY THE
SAME PARENTS?!?!?!", which would've made up for stinking up
your finger.


 

offline dawshisher on 2013-07-13 18:33 [#02459860]
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put some salt, pepper, cinnamon and an ice cube in her
butthole on the next date. instant succes. you might just
start getting ready for the wedding now.
i am

 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2013-07-14 20:50 [#02459887]
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i'm with him

 

offline RussellDust on 2013-07-14 23:16 [#02459920]
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This thread blew my mind for a second. Wtf?

 

offline betamaxheadroom on 2013-07-15 00:51 [#02459933]
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u godda move on mothafucka. at least youre not razorblade
underscore uk which u have to name yrself just in case u
forget where u live.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2013-07-15 05:14 [#02459940]
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My guess is she couldnt find a shared interest talking to
another guy, so the only guy stuff she knew was the shit
about her brother. But it could be all sorts of things
though.



 

offline finez on 2013-07-15 05:48 [#02459941]
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bRiTiSh wArs

 

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