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offline spammer from CITY OF LONDON (Jamaica) on 2013-04-27 16:44 [#02455102]
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If you called your Dad he could stop it all.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2013-04-27 17:28 [#02455103]
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can we talk a bit? why did you bring us this message today?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-04-27 17:32 [#02455104]
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i think spammer is going for "uncomfortable truth" but is
actually getting "posting american bullshit that just
confuses english people"


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2013-04-27 17:44 [#02455108]
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its hardly anything to do with us. we arent hipsters at all.

well i think he just found a blog he's into.

id rather talk to you now


 

offline spammer from CITY OF LONDON (Jamaica) on 2013-04-27 18:39 [#02455111]
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isn't this whole message board about ironic appreciation of
outdated synthesizers and techno music everyone forgot about
years ago like aphex twin and square pusher? i mean if you
are really just into electronic music where is all the dub
step? that's the most popular electronic music today and i
barely see any on here, just nostalgic throwback hipster
nonsense.

sorry if my post hit close to home.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2013-04-27 19:18 [#02455117]
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the only thing this place has going for it is its lack of
cool. its not very hip to like aphex or old synths. you
dumb



 

offline spammer from CITY OF LONDON (Jamaica) on 2013-04-27 19:23 [#02455119]
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maybe things are different in your part of the UK, but in
London Jamaica and the states especially it is very common
for hipsters to be into old things like synths, 8-bit music,
nintendo, ninja turtles, vintage porn, bmx bikes, john
hughes films, etc. it's like a protracted adolescence
combined with affected poverty for the upper-class
layabouts.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2013-04-27 19:34 [#02455122]
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thought that was a few years ago. now (2012) they are into
apple mac, tumblr, art schools, water, energy drinks,
90s-00s cultural tokens.


 

offline spammer from CITY OF LONDON (Jamaica) on 2013-04-27 19:38 [#02455125]
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its 2013 bro and hipsters drink alcohol 24/7, never water.
the other stuff you said id agree with but make it 70s-90s
cultural tokens which includes your beloved ancient-ass
monophonic synthesizers and minimalist techno. also anything
minimalist that's hard for the masses to enjoy they're big
into, which includes "IDM" which basically means dance-style
music that sucks to actually dance to, no?


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2013-04-27 19:46 [#02455128]
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we were hipster befor it was cool to be hipster and will
continue to be hipster after the hipsters move onto wearing
reject clothes from the 'noughties' thats the difference


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2013-04-27 19:47 [#02455129]
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you get it wrong. stop doing that now


 

offline spammer from CITY OF LONDON (Jamaica) on 2013-04-27 19:50 [#02455132]
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it's hipster to aggressively deny being a hipster so i think
you guys probably are at least somewhat hip. not sure
though. if you post some pics of your bedrooms i will run
one of my machine learning algos over it to determine
P(hipster) based on some proprietary metrics like count of
PBR cans, presence of a turntable, and empty bags of blow
lying around.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2013-04-27 20:24 [#02455135]
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you've taught us all a lesson bye


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-04-27 20:27 [#02455136]
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spammer is a passing traveler that won't ever understand the
culture enough to properly troll it. don't worry.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2013-04-27 21:58 [#02455141]
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I knew this song would sound great on laptop speakers


 

offline colani from Retarded (France) on 2013-04-28 00:11 [#02455142]
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holy shit i threw up all my beer in the first 200
milliseconds.


 

offline robbie_eleckt from time to time on 2013-04-28 13:48 [#02455163]
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lol


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-04-29 14:21 [#02455237]
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if you want the max laptop speaker experience, wrap a scarf
around your neck to further cut what little low end remains


 

offline drill rods from 6AM-8PM NO PARKING (Canada) on 2013-04-30 00:32 [#02455338]
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I happily admit that I'm a hipster, which makes me not one.


 

offline bum on 2013-04-30 00:41 [#02455342]
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good thread. hatin` on geeks again.


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2013-04-30 07:21 [#02455386]
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Hey, man- don't knock Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Some hard dudes on the hard streets of Tokyo were talking
shit about TMNT, so I fucking threw a sake bottle at the
biggest, bald dude's head (the obvious leader type asshole).
Fucking gashed up his face and he hit the ground like a
chunk of fat being cut from an overweight T-Rex. *FWAP!*
The other 2 were like FUCK OUR LEADER OR WHATEVER!!!, so I
ran up to them and did a split double jumpkick and broke
both their jaws. Then I was like, "Don't fucking talk shit
about Donatello- HE MADE THE MACHINES CUZ HE WAS AN
ENGINEER!!! You think you're better than Leonardo
ASSHOLE???!!! He learned his shit from Miyamoto Musashi you
dumb fuck. You think Raphael being cool and rude is
shit?!?! YOU TRY BEING COOL WITH NO PENIS!!! He was born
without a penis, but he's more man than you 3 will ever be,
cuz he stays strong and still pleasures April O'Neil,
despite his lack of penis. YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN
MICHELANGELO?!?!?! FUCK YOU!!! Try eating pizza whilst
sai-ing the fuck out of foot clan, and let's see how well
you do. That dude weighs 450 pounds and can still ollie
like 5 feet, WHILST EATING PIZZA. Fuck allz y'all. Heroes
in a halfshell, BITCH. WORD."

They didn't say shit, cuz they were knocked the fuck out.


 


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