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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2013-03-15 23:41 [#02451733]
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sean booth caressed the SEARS (tm) brand reciprocating fan as it swept gently back and forth. gasping with pleasure, he pulled the round peg on top, halting the fan in position.
rob brown stopped flexing his nude form, and spoke to the fan next: "baby, now that we got you where we want you, you're gonna blow us." the fan whirred.
suddenly, mira calx kicked in the door.
"SEAN!" she yelled, agape.
"we were just... a bit warm...." he mumbled. the fan blades sliced up the sound of his voice.
"it's december," she retorted tartly. "nevermind, though, because i'm leaving you for an industrial warehouse fan"
THE END.
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2013-03-16 02:23 [#02451741]
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Well homophobia and racism are not funny.
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freqy
on 2013-03-16 02:59 [#02451743]
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some of Eddie Murphy's jokes on white people are hilarious.
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Steinvordhosbn
from London (United Kingdom) on 2013-03-16 21:49 [#02451763]
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EpicOverbearingAndUnfunnyTryingTooHardCUNT
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glasse
from Harrisburg (United States) on 2013-03-17 01:12 [#02451766]
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One time autechre and then Bzzzzzwwwwuuu blzap dddddddddddddd d d vzap wulzap bzap stupid shit
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Cliff Glitchard
from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2013-03-17 03:28 [#02451771]
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Needs more Skrillex.
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