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•Wants to make love right now (na, na) •Wants to make love right now (na, na) •Wishes they never broke up right now (na, na) •Thinks they need to link up right now (na, na) |
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it's funny. i hadn't thought of akon in weeks, if not months, and today i was like -- man, i fucking hate akon -- and now, here's this fucking thread. fuck. |
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If you too have ever thought of his name as then it'll be even more wonderfully coincidental |
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akon is actually a sentient rackmount autotune unit bent on financial domination via selling ringtones |
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Hahahah. I like to think of him as a Nigerian kids TV presenter whose pacemaker installation went wrong, and his resultant pitch perfect voice is just a happy accident |
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He can't deliver everyday speech in anything other than C-Major |
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Although in higher humidity his vocal chords get arpeggiated over F-Diminished in 2nd inversion |
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http://youtu.be/oIUBVPddJsk |
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