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How's it going? |
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meh |
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debating a hair cut... |
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Get an Ironic Hugh Grant cut, an effigy in human hair to a beacon of mediocrity |
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Hang over |
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I got my pubez stuck in an engine, and it stretched the shit out of my pubic mound. Like, there's a huge flap of stretched skin that covers my penis now. So anyway, I was yelling FUUUCK and stuff cuz my pubez got stuck in the engine of the steam generator shit I was working on naked outdoors in the mountains (so nobody would see me), and I was just kicking grass and shit I was so pissed off. And then I tripped on a log over some daisies and started tumbling down the hill at high speeds. All of a sudden, my now-huge-pubic-mound-flap caught mad wind. It was like *FWUOGH!* and it opened up into a wing about 2 meters wide. Next thing I knew, I was fucking flying. I kid you not. I was gliding like some 5 meters off the ground, and there were even a few hawks flying side by side with me, going like, "That's fucking bowmb, dyude! We were born with this shit, but you did that by accident-- mad props homebwoi!" Anyway, I landed in some deep stream and was safe, but now I got this flap coming from my crotch, that's so long I can step on it or sleep in it like a sleeping bag. So the moral of the story is: Don't go flying with stretched pubic skin, or you'll end up with a sleeping bag. It'll be fun, but don't do it. Don't work on steam engines naked in the mountains. It'll be fun- but don't. Do. It! |
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How did I miss this fucking post? Could've gone up on the day I was building a pocket onto the front of my sleeveless jeans |
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it was going better when sk8erbetty posted on a certain other forum too |
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Do you miss sk8erbetty on another forum or want her off this one? |
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yes, no |
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Cleared up |
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it wasn't clear whether you were employing exclusive-or |
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I can't tell if you're still confused or not |
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90% no schrodinger's cat was analog |
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He was 10% lighter after he died and broke gas (21 Grams Rule), so it all comes full circle now, as long as you don't make up your mind all the way |
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