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offline freqy on 2013-02-21 14:43 [#02450157]
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Arnie is back again. : )

And I hope they show that the machines were always under
control by human beasts, deep under the surface of the
Earth.



 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2013-02-21 14:53 [#02450158]
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That'd be a really good twist that would alter the way the
whole series was percieved; an illuminati bunker like in the
Resident Evil films, where the people controlling it all
live a life freed from worrying that other humans are going
to mess it up for them (as they're too busy working in
concentration camps for the machines).


 

offline freqy on 2013-02-21 14:55 [#02450159]
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freqy has good idea
:.. )


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-02-21 15:37 [#02450163]
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I HAVE AN IDEA
the terminators revive arnie even though he is way too old
for action movies and has to use a "body double" for many
scenes. it is clearly the way of cold, efficient robot
intelligence


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2013-02-21 19:34 [#02450176]
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I bet it will be a fucking reboot


 

offline listen2meTalk on 2013-02-21 20:23 [#02450184]
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ctrl + alt + del
reboot Arnie franchise
DOS BOOT ERROR


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2013-02-22 03:24 [#02450205]
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The whole film could just be Arnie running 20 miles. But to
make it interesting, the footage will just be a closeup of
his salt and pepper pubed ballsack jiggling as he ran. The
sweat would be that of robots, and everyone would be
debating whether the sweat and smegma were CG or old school
puppet work.

Then as his wrinkled and shriveling varicose veined cock
dangled and slapped against his thighs, he could do his
blockbuster one liners like, "Balls be back.", "Hasta cock
vista, pubey.", and "Balls- talk to the shaft."

I'm looking forward to this film, if it is in fact, just
footage of his crotch with "Auuugh AAAGH uaaaauuugh"
overlayed over the top. Many some tiny CG explosions in his
pubez, with a care chase scene. And a helicopter would fly
in and shave his ballz almost bald, but then he gets a
shotgun and explodes his own crotch, revealing a robotic
dick that is super shiny, cuz it's chrome. Or maybe his
crotch explodes and Chrome the internet browser pops out, so
he can check his e-mail going, "E-mail be back", and, "Hasta
la who keeps sending me spam, baby." Then when he's
browsing cnn.com, "News- gif me oooll yo news. -And yo
motocAAAIcul, Aauuuugh, auuugh"-- of course, this is all
whilst running 20 miles along the side of some L.A. highway.
And then Sarah Conner's face pops out of his robot web
browser ballsack, "JOOOHN!", then Arnie's like, "CHON
KHANNAA!!! CHAAAWN KHAAANAAAA!!!" The End, so it's like a
cliffhanger that makes you like, "Ooh, man, I sooo wanna
watch the sequel-- I can't wait until 2016, ooooH! JUST
CAN'T WAIT!!!"


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2013-02-22 05:02 [#02450207]
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5! REALLY?!!


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-02-22 05:26 [#02450208]
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terminator 3 was shit. i didn't even know there was a 4th


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2013-02-22 09:15 [#02450219]
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T1 - Great
T2 - Even Greater
T3 - What's this made for TV shit?
T4 - Oh my God, this is going to be great! It's the story
I've wanted them to tell since T2 about the human resistance
in the future. And they've got lovable Welsh maniac
Christian Bale playing John Connor, holy fuck, there's no
way this won't be brilliant. Oh. That was disappointing.
T5 - Meh.


 

offline freqy on 2013-02-23 07:16 [#02450282]
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terminator in training

OMG , he really is an cybernetic organisms .


 


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