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offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2012-11-30 21:44 [#02445143]
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say knock knock

when your friend says who's there, say who's there who

I haven't tried this but I think it will work


 

offline freqy on 2012-11-30 23:27 [#02445146]
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that’s paradoxical, be very careful with this.


 

offline anirog on 2012-12-01 00:39 [#02445149]
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There is no experimenting with it



 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-12-01 01:47 [#02445150]
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I said knock knock and waited a long time but nobody said
who's there. Then I remembered I don't have any friends.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2012-12-01 07:22 [#02445153]
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who's there?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-12-01 07:35 [#02445154]
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*awwwwwww*


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2012-12-01 13:36 [#02445157]
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it didn't work


 

offline freqy on 2012-12-01 15:08 [#02445159]
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aaahhh, but no one said:

Who's there Who?!! ..have they!!


 

offline freqy on 2012-12-01 15:08 [#02445160]
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OH SH*T


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2012-12-01 19:19 [#02445165]
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knock knock

-come in.


 

offline RussellDust on 2012-12-01 19:46 [#02445168]
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Knock knock!
Whose there?
Me.
Oh ok come in.



 

offline Haft from Tublin (Ireland) on 2012-12-01 19:52 [#02445169]
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*Knock knock*
"This sounds hollow.
Do you think there could be somebody inside?"

Just you try and open that hatch. I have a gift for you


 

offline RussellDust on 2012-12-01 20:36 [#02445173]
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Haft.
Fuck off!


 

offline Haft from Tublin (Ireland) on 2012-12-01 22:39 [#02445183]
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Edgy


 

offline RussellDust on 2012-12-01 22:48 [#02445184]
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You know i know you know i shouldn't be as good looking as i
am.


 

offline Haft from Tublin (Ireland) on 2012-12-01 22:54 [#02445185]
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I like it when you kick up a fuss like this. Do you listen
to vinyls on most days? What kind of tea do you like, and do
you have it English style with milk and sugar or just black?


 

offline Haft from Tublin (Ireland) on 2012-12-01 22:59 [#02445186]
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I'm just trying to be your friend. I need the love of
pillars of this community like you, to get my foot in the
door and be accepted as a real lover of electronic music


 

offline RussellDust on 2012-12-01 23:07 [#02445187]
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Black tea with milk and two sugars. Mint tea with honey and
the odd Earl Grey. I love chamomile.


 

offline RussellDust on 2012-12-01 23:11 [#02445188]
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Shut up you dupe MF! :)


 

offline Haft from Tublin (Ireland) on 2012-12-01 23:22 [#02445191]
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Not bad. I like Redbush or Rooibos if you want to be
cultured about it. I don't know why it strikes me that
everybody around here is a tea fan. It could be my autism.
Tea and music do partner up nicely though. Should've started
a new thread for this beverage topic...

*Knock knock*
"Who's there?"
"Earl Grey!"
"Earl who?"
Earl Grey leaves


 

offline RussellDust on 2012-12-01 23:25 [#02445192]
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Rooibos is great.


 

offline Haft from Tublin (Ireland) on 2012-12-01 23:34 [#02445193]
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It tastes like what I imagine sequoias to smell like.

*Knock knock*
How did you manage to syncopate that with only two beats and
no counter-rhythm?
ha its richerd d u fuckin ponce. best out there. beatmaster


 

offline freqy on 2012-12-02 00:38 [#02445194]
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knock knock knock knock knock



 

offline freqy on 2012-12-02 00:40 [#02445195]
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just testing my new knocker thanks. no punch lines.


 

offline freqy on 2012-12-02 00:42 [#02445197]
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knock knock knock

who is there?

That chick out of total recall.



 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2012-12-02 01:09 [#02445202]
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It's like this y'all come on

This is ten percent luck,
twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure,
fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name



 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2012-12-02 06:18 [#02445204]
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haha!

*knock knock*
*punch door knocker in the dick, then starts to lick anus of
downed door knocker*
"nooOoOoo~!"
"No, who?"
"NOOOOOOOOO~! My anus! It was dirty, why you have to clean
it- nooOooo~!"


 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-12-02 12:18 [#02445210]
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I drink that Rooibos tea of an evening, no caffeine and very
pleasant.

There's a good Brian Gittins "knock knock" joke he does in
his stand up, it's on YouTube if you're arsed enough.


 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-12-02 12:23 [#02445211]
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done on phone so may or may not work


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2012-12-03 04:21 [#02445232]
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if it's this then good one!

BTW you can also post money making schemes or nice polishing
shoes methods in this thrad.


 


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