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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2012-11-30 21:44 [#02445143]
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say knock knock
when your friend says who's there, say who's there who
I haven't tried this but I think it will work
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freqy
on 2012-11-30 23:27 [#02445146]
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that’s paradoxical, be very careful with this.
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anirog
on 2012-12-01 00:39 [#02445149]
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There is no experimenting with it
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-12-01 01:47 [#02445150]
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I said knock knock and waited a long time but nobody said who's there. Then I remembered I don't have any friends.
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2012-12-01 07:22 [#02445153]
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who's there?
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-12-01 07:35 [#02445154]
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*awwwwwww*
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2012-12-01 13:36 [#02445157]
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it didn't work
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freqy
on 2012-12-01 15:08 [#02445159]
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aaahhh, but no one said:
Who's there Who?!! ..have they!!
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freqy
on 2012-12-01 15:08 [#02445160]
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OH SH*T
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jnasato
from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2012-12-01 19:19 [#02445165]
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knock knock
-come in.
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RussellDust
on 2012-12-01 19:46 [#02445168]
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Knock knock! Whose there? Me. Oh ok come in.
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Haft
from Tublin (Ireland) on 2012-12-01 19:52 [#02445169]
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*Knock knock* "This sounds hollow. Do you think there could be somebody inside?"
Just you try and open that hatch. I have a gift for you
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RussellDust
on 2012-12-01 20:36 [#02445173]
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Knock knock! Who's there? Haft. Fuck off!
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Haft
from Tublin (Ireland) on 2012-12-01 22:39 [#02445183]
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Edgy
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RussellDust
on 2012-12-01 22:48 [#02445184]
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You know i know you know i shouldn't be as good looking as i am.
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Haft
from Tublin (Ireland) on 2012-12-01 22:54 [#02445185]
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I like it when you kick up a fuss like this. Do you listen to vinyls on most days? What kind of tea do you like, and do you have it English style with milk and sugar or just black?
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Haft
from Tublin (Ireland) on 2012-12-01 22:59 [#02445186]
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I'm just trying to be your friend. I need the love of pillars of this community like you, to get my foot in the door and be accepted as a real lover of electronic music
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RussellDust
on 2012-12-01 23:07 [#02445187]
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Black tea with milk and two sugars. Mint tea with honey and the odd Earl Grey. I love chamomile.
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RussellDust
on 2012-12-01 23:11 [#02445188]
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Shut up you dupe MF! :)
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Haft
from Tublin (Ireland) on 2012-12-01 23:22 [#02445191]
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Not bad. I like Redbush or Rooibos if you want to be cultured about it. I don't know why it strikes me that everybody around here is a tea fan. It could be my autism. Tea and music do partner up nicely though. Should've started a new thread for this beverage topic...
*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Earl Grey!" "Earl who?" Earl Grey leaves
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RussellDust
on 2012-12-01 23:25 [#02445192]
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Rooibos is great.
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Haft
from Tublin (Ireland) on 2012-12-01 23:34 [#02445193]
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It tastes like what I imagine sequoias to smell like.
*Knock knock* How did you manage to syncopate that with only two beats and no counter-rhythm?
ha its richerd d u fuckin ponce. best out there. beatmaster
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freqy
on 2012-12-02 00:38 [#02445194]
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knock knock knock knock knock
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freqy
on 2012-12-02 00:40 [#02445195]
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just testing my new knocker thanks. no punch lines.
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freqy
on 2012-12-02 00:42 [#02445197]
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knock knock knock
who is there?
That chick out of total recall.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2012-12-02 01:09 [#02445202]
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It's like this y'all come on
This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name
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jnasato
from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2012-12-02 06:18 [#02445204]
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haha!
*knock knock* *punch door knocker in the dick, then starts to lick anus of downed door knocker*
"nooOoOoo~!" "No, who?" "NOOOOOOOOO~! My anus! It was dirty, why you have to clean it- nooOooo~!"
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Steinvordhosbn
from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-12-02 12:18 [#02445210]
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I drink that Rooibos tea of an evening, no caffeine and very pleasant.
There's a good Brian Gittins "knock knock" joke he does in his stand up, it's on YouTube if you're arsed enough.
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Steinvordhosbn
from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-12-02 12:23 [#02445211]
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done on phone so may or may not work
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2012-12-03 04:21 [#02445232]
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if it's this then good one!
BTW you can also post money making schemes or nice polishing shoes methods in this thrad.
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