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... from a professional? |
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I'm a q-tip pro |
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no, but im curious, kinda want to let it be done. prolly still stuffed with toycars from sandboxdays, but if i have them removed... will i still like idm!?! |
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yup. huge chunks of wax flew out of each ear, about 1-2 cm length. I remember going outside and the improvement was amazing- the frequency range didn't seem to have changed much but it seemed like I could hear things that were much farther away, like leaves rustling in trees. |
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neti pots are where it's @ |
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mm.. i like those guns that fire hot water spurts in there for days. i need one of those for home. |
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Once. The effects on hearing both before and after the cleaning were interesting, despite being highly annoying. |
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Did they just shoot a stream of water in your ear or use some other technique? Cool discussion btw guys, good job at making topics. |
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yep this is more than 'someone peed in my ear brownesh poop shit' |
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I want to know too. I tried the candle malarkey and it was rubbish. |
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yep it was the warm stream of water, more powerful than i expected. this was after a few weeks of using olive oil drops. |
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Getting ears flushed feels great. When I used to pack earwax into my ears with cotton swabs, I'd get my ears cleaned and wax tubes would come out. After that, everything was so crisp and loud and piercing and my ears tickled to listen. It's like when putting on headphones attached to a mic/preamp, where you can hear the air and shit. |
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i need this |
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That thing looks evil. |
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Just to add to my post from 2 years ago: Bonus-- getting ears flushed feels amazing. Makes you want to cuddle with the air like a cat. |
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I'm sold! |
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Just cotton wool budded my ears because of this thread. Is the wax supposed to be black? |
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Depends.. are you black? |
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I have a deaf ear for five days now, thanks for the tips !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! guys, best thread ever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Yes, it just means it was busy doing it's job, did it well and had been there for a while. |
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what are guys saying? |
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No, I never did get my ears washed from a professional. |
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Dude..... Well, when general people get their ears cleaned for their first time, FUCKING CRAZY SHIT CAN COME OUT. So maybe your ears have crude oil, holy shit. BLACK GOLD! You could be rich. |
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I had them sucked clean by an ENT recently, with a clear tube passing in front of my face so I could clearly see what was coming out. Terrifying shit |
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One day I'd love to get my sinuses cleaned. I'm talking like, the bone cavities and shit... And also inside the eardrum, where they cut the eardrum open and stick a vacuum tube inside it, running through the sinuses and all that goodness. I'm pretty sure I got a lil' fucked up shit all up in my face bone and ear holes and whatnot, from stabbing myself in the ears many times with q tips growing up (output, blood), having laughed+cough+sneeze+fart and then rice or some food powder goes into deep space face. Also, I want to get my those-tiny left ear bones fixed up, cuz I think I bent them or put them out of place when sleeping on earbuds in 1997. Fuck earbuds, man, what the fuck. Is the size savings worth the quality drop, and ear bone fuckery, and hearing fuckery-- okay well, how about I just use my imagination for music to save on space-- on no wait, I guess imagination is massive. I'll use toothpics jammed into my eardrums, attach them to taught strings, then tape those strings to earbuds hanging out of my pants pockets to make a can telephone style toothpick earbuds. TAKE THAT CONSUMER ELECTRONICS. But the Game Boy red/blue shit earbuds are fucking legend. They're like the NS10's of inner-ear magnet bullshit. Good times. Western science will tell you otherwise, but if you have hearing problems (or skin problems, or cancer or basically any human problem- for some reason) pure neem oil might be able to help. In my experience, it seems to be able to locally ascertain what the intention of DNA is for that particular part- mixed with idealism based on Gaia's whiteboards in the ether- and well, it basically improves everything. It's fucking nuts. The only downside is that is makes you smell like garlic or some chemically old man. And if you use it on your face for acne or other skin issues, it will make you all shiny (so recommended usage is before sleep). |
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I don't think earbuds go nearly far enough into your canal to mess with the ossicles... I have had a perforated eardrum on one side for a few years now, originally as a result of mastoiditis but it never healed up. I can blow air out through that ear, which is a damn weird feeling, and if I swallow really hard I can suck air through my ear into my mouth, thus being able to taste my ear innards. It doesn't taste nice! |
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First, that is a cool minor superpower. If I had that ability, I might regularly clean my ear canal out with soda water, which I imagine would feel amazing. As for ossicles ear bones n' earbud ting-- I was thinking maybe the earbuds- when lying on one side- pressed against that cartilage nub type thing before the hole, which then pressed into the bones. Earbuds are held in by the part I'm referring to. Because with pressure, one side gives more than the other. And it's a frightening *delicate* feeling... *shudders* |
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