true facts about pregnancy | xltronic messageboard
 
You are not logged in!

F.A.Q
Log in

Register
  
 
  
 
(nobody)
...and 328 guests

Last 5 registered
Oplandisks
nothingstar
N_loop
yipe
foxtrotromeo

Browse members...
  
 
Members 8025
Messages 2613457
Today 3
Topics 127500
  
 
Messageboard index
true facts about pregnancy
 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-07-24 06:10 [#02437944]
Points: 21423 Status: Regular



Did you know that when the girl pushes the baby out, she
can't help but also push some poop out at the same time, and
the baby usually comes out head first and face first right
into the poop. It is how you were most likely born you
fucking poop face. Natural selection created this so the
baby can eat a little bit of poop as a quick first source of
energy before eating BREAST MILK. Also if a man puts his
thumb in his mouth and blows really hard he can also make
BREAST MILK come out of his man nipples. But you have to
blow like really SUPER hard. That's all the facts I know
about pregnancy. I learned it on the discovery channel on
prime time between a sarah palin alaska propaganda and swamp
people vs pit boss ufos. Cool, thanks for reading my topic.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2012-07-24 06:37 [#02437945]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



haha wow I totally didn't know about pit boss. I googled it
and experienced a newfound wealth of knowledge. You must
have a masters degree in cable television.


 

offline illfates from space (United States) on 2012-07-24 07:21 [#02437946]
Points: 844 Status: Regular



jesus thats crazy



 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2012-07-24 07:47 [#02437947]
Points: 6384 Status: Lurker



cn u get pragnet frm a dog, pls help!!!


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2012-07-24 09:09 [#02437948]
Points: 4881 Status: Lurker



Your penis also slid against your mothers vaginal wall.

Not me though, I was cut out of my momma's womb with
surgical instruments :)


 


Messageboard index