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A new student named Alex Dame joined Jivverdicker's 7th grade History class today. The new student was obviously special needs-- he was unable to make eye contact with other students, his clothes were out of fashion (he wore a red tank top of "The Eagles," rather than the common Nine Inch Nails or Marilyn Manson men's Ts of the time), and he clutched a stuffed animal from the Lion King movie. Jivverdicker eyed his new prey with his dull, hateful eyes. He checked to see if the teacher had entered the classroom yet. She had not. As Alex walked to his new desk, Jivverdicker stuck his foot out and tripped the boy. He sprawled againt a neighboring desk, smashing his face on the corner. Jivverdicker laughed, "Why don't you watch where you're walking retard?" As Alex clumsily tried to regain his footing, Jivverdicker slapped the stuffed animal out of his hands and pushed him back to the ground by his face. "My S-S-SIMBA!" Alex choked through a haze of tears. "Nice toy you retarded faggot, it's mine now." The tears were streaming down his cheeks as Alex again tried to get back up. "You're a B---- a B-B-" "A bu-bu-bu-bu" Jivverdicker mocked the boy's stuttering impediment with his spiteful brand of wit. "A bully," Alex said. |
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Oh that's 100% on the game right there. JivverDicker is one big cock suckin' arse lover. |
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give him back his Simba!!! |
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""My S-S-SIMBA!" Alex choked through a haze of tears." i laughed |
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Haha! Poor Dagibit 8 ( Hahaha! |
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ahahahahahaha meanie |
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Absolute supreme FAIL-ality there JivverPrick! |
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Don't be bitter HIGHLANDER, surely being pathetic is enough for you to deal with on a daily basis. |
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Look at the thread you're in fool. A thread created to point out what a bloody arse you are. |
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I suppose that was the intention but that hasn't really worked out has it you boring little sperm bubble. |
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Thank fuck for Jivvers and any other non-constipated members left here! |
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Haha |
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Why does his diary have a narrator? Is it Morgan Freeman? |
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it's got to be brian glover |
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I came here for the angry bitter tears and was not disappointed. |
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I remember people on here saying that Jivverdicker was some sort of well-known IDMer. Does anyone want to spill the beans as to his identity. (LOL as if wimmin could make brainshits or could be as massive of a cunt as he.) I want to know his IDM identity if this is true so I can make sure to illegally download all his music. You make me laugh sometimes Jiv but you are a bitter old cunt, whoever you are. |
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it's aphex |
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He's Robbie Williams off of Take That. |
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I was all excited cause I was led to believe he was Josh Wink but turns out he's Guru Josh. |
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If you name your one hit track "Infinity", it means you can release it every single year. I'm pretty sure that's how he thought it out. |
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I like Jivver. I'd like to hug him, but I'd be afraid his hands would be all over the place. |
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Yeah, he's definitely cop a feel. I don't think your beard would be safe either. |
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His rapey rapey hands.. |
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I was going to make a joke about how the reason why there's no Infinity 2012 is because of the court cases he has to fight off with his molestyhands. But there is an Infinity 2012. Of course there is. |
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chapter 2: jivverdunkins happens upon 78 dwarves mining diamonds in a cave. He chooses not to help and instead stands around doing chav happy slaps to random dwarves. Eventually he realizes these are not dwarves but pedophiles dressed as dwarves to drick little kids to enter so they can group molest them. Jivverdunkins is chained to a wall and molested every day for the rest of eternity because the magic diamond sparkles make people live forever. But the dwarves and jivver both enjoy it so everyone lives happily evar efter. Here is a song about it poop: http://speedy.sh/s5UPC/nsyNoINST-78dwarves.mp3 |
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do you have ass burgers syndrome? |
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One word: DUBturbo |
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One DUBturbo: |
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hehe |
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I'm triggered. |
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Haha, Jivver FTW |
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He hasn't been posting much lately |
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He's too busy fucking with your dead relatives. |
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They're dead you dumb fuck. How can he fuck with them? |
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This life having the most cognisant and categorical forms of separation I doubt Jivver is able to "fuck" with anyone right now. I guess you can still hold on to hole of you prefer |
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hope * |
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wow that's some brave bump. attack a dead person knowing they can't fight back. how pathetic is that ? how do some sad internet twats like you find their way to this board ? only thru that wanky watmm, I believe. some pussies when once offended hold grudge for eternity, no matter what. is that the case with you ? just wondering. just trying to understand the fucked up state of humanity or internetted humanity these days. facebooked or facefucked, whatever. |
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You're no different. And just because he bumps or I comment doesn't mean what you think it means |
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Stay classy, XLTRONIC |
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lister and rimmer |
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Like watching a crying kid shit itself in protest. Cry it out, kid, sooner or later you'll have to accept no-one cares. |
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I remember when this was first posted, as well as later bumped. I've read this thread several times over the years; each time thinking that I had posted in it... Some alternate dimension deja vu shit. But anyway, so now I'm replying to remember my experience with this thread correctly. I recall when this thread was new, ol' JivverDicker was peaking pretty hard in asshole mode. I read the story, and felt it was spot on. The front page had several threads where he was trolling so hard. May he be forgiven. |
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i picture him with a big H on his forehead, rimmer style red dwarf/blackadder vibes all over his posts |
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why are you a cunt about jiv |
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really miss sparring with him he was just like rimmer really similar humour |
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