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geese are evil creatures sent directly from hell!
 

offline zzligg from Allen,TX (United States) on 2002-04-13 07:29 [#00171413]
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No seriously, does anyone agree?


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-04-13 07:36 [#00171422]
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No.
I once saw barnacles on a piece of driftwood turn into geese
and fly away though.


 

offline Ubik from United States on 2002-04-13 07:42 [#00171428]
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http://www.mybeastsex.com/geese.html

i'm pretty damn cynical and jaded, but... damn... this is
fucked up....



 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-04-13 10:32 [#00171474]
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I agree !!

and together with geese the devil sent

chickens to us....noisy creatures....
cocks are even worse,they always attack me,and they are too
noisy in the morning
......
......My revenge will be cruel!!!


 

offline dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2002-04-13 11:34 [#00171520]
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chickens are shit! why have wings when they cant even fly?


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-04-13 11:38 [#00171524]
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my father's chickens can fly,
about 1 m high,

ever saw a chicken flying?

It's very funny!!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-04-13 11:45 [#00171529]
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you're attacked by cocks are ya? hohoho


 

offline dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2002-04-13 11:55 [#00171541]
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i threw a chicken in a birdland tea room and it just twatted
its self unconcious!
but if your dads chickens fly maybe there a special breed!
(or there real scared of your dad?)


 

offline Tasos from Athens (Greece) on 2002-04-13 11:59 [#00171543]
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"geese are evil creatures sent directly from hell!"

Why?


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-04-13 12:03 [#00171549]
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yes,in a friends garden.
that thing defends it's territory!

but one day I'll have my revenge!
together with a friend,we'll pull out the feathers of his
tail!!!!!!

woehahah

wouoaaaahahaha


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-13 12:12 [#00171567]
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geese are cool....period...

Had 4 of em for pets and as Guard Geese when I was kid and
if you treat em right, they'll pretty affectionate little
things...

Smart as whips, as well...

Let's hear no more bad-mouthing of Geese....


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-04-13 12:16 [#00171577]
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They are agressive bitches!!!


 

offline Tasos from Athens (Greece) on 2002-04-13 12:31 [#00171607]
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...but why? :-?


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-13 15:51 [#00171822]
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Believe it or not, I have known several people who have had
geese and used them like guard dogs - honest!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-13 15:52 [#00171824]
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They're vicious motherf***ers!


 

offline Resident Evil from heat some coffee, mmm, mmm (Australia) on 2002-04-13 15:55 [#00171827]
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This woman once got chased by geese in a park and got
attacked. She sued the councial and I think she won! True
story, really!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-04-13 16:38 [#00171865]
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it's impossible to penetrate a goose. you'll kill it
trying.
some where there's a movie file on radiohead.com that has a
paper mache blinking bear walking through the park that gets
attacked by geese, all to "the national anthem" i'll try to
link it, if i can find it.
i say "attempt to penetrate them all and let god sort 'em
out"


 

offline zzligg from Allen,TX (United States) on 2002-04-13 18:59 [#00172131]
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geese will kill you


 

offline Tasos from Athens (Greece) on 2002-04-13 19:04 [#00172151]
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roygbivcore, this is a hippy lightsaber...


 


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