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Someone write me some poetry to cheer me up... |
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once i sat on a mouse who's name was the funk master but he was fine because when i sat down he decided to move a bit faster he sat next to me and said "what the hell? you almost crushed me you big galoot" i have to say funk master is a hoot he told me stories of winters past and of fires, warm and friendly and when i feel sad he strokes my hair and sings me a sweet meddly |
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taa-daa! |
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hehe, thanks... that worked like a charm!!! :) |
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you're from chicago huh? My brother used to live there, and I flew down one time to visit him... it's a great city I must say... |
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Cheer up mate! *Ahem* An Exercise in Power A leech crawled up my leg, Such a filthy and odious thing, And attached it's jaws to my groin, A minor but irritating sting, Out of curiousity I let it drain, While watching with childlike wonder, That vital fluid from my veins, Into it's squalid white chamber. When it was red and plump, And had drinken as much as it could, I decided I would dispose of it, By flexing the pride of my manhood. It gave a short and unaudible scream, Before exploding into a crimson flower. Whose petals soon vanished, ...Washed away by an indifferent shower. |
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Drat! Too slow.. |
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hehe, nice interesting subject matter there... :) |
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a funny feeling is born and dead in my gut damn it smells like ass! |
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dude, you wouldn't be able to get an errection after that, the blood there is needed for that. YOUR PENIS/LEECH POEM HAS CONTINUITY ERRORS. just so everyone knows, when i use caps, it's sarcastic. or satiristic of someone who would actually care. and yeah, chicago's pretty nice, but it gets old. |
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this is working... you're all lifting my spirits a bit... thanks guys.. |
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check out achewood.com, and read the comic for 4/11/02. russian robots hitting on dogs is funny. |
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Funkmaster, you are so cool. Hang in there. Love you. hugs. |
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thanks man... love you to!!!! |
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Glad you're feeling better.. Whenever I'm in a foul mood I always listen to 'Restproof Clockwork'. Within a few minutes I'm usually grinning and thinking about gear cogs and that little monkey playing with the phonograph on the back of the album. |
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until you are SO nude |
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The rascal! |
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yeah, it was just this girl situation of mine getting me down... you know what it's like you be crazy over a girl friend of yours, and to know she would never see you as anything more then a friend? Blah, it sucks... and it's always my situation... I become friends with a girl, get to know her, and then I totally fall for her... but she just sees me as a friend... ah well, such is life huh... |
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yeah, 'cause women like that can always get a boyfriend- but real friends are too few and far in between, i've totally hit the concrete on that one more than once |
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Sounds like you need to pull out the Pretty Hate Machine record and grab a box of tissues. |
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hehe pretty hate machine it sounds like trent had a girl on his mind when he made that album |
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a pain i know all too well my friend. i'm one of the guys everyone wants to be friends with, but not date. all ways the bridesmaid, never the bride. i can't just ask a girl out with out getting to know her first, and then she doesn't want to ruin the friendship. it sucks. my prayers are with you. even though i don't pray. i'll make an exception for you. |
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I had The Fragile on before... not really my kind of music though... I have Underworld on now, Second Toughest in the Infants... it's getting me all hyped up and angry!!!!!!!! "Like end the DAMN SONG ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!" :) |
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i never really had any serious moments with girls before, but it'll come around some day i'm sure... |
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this girl also had a boyfriend for like three years, and was still going out with him when I fell for her... but since, she has broken up with him, and wanted to talk to me about it the other night... so, my plan is to try and be the good friend, who is there for her, and who knows what'll happen... it still sucks... |
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funkmaster: is that light sabre new? cause i don't remember it on that icon. but it might be cooler if it was upside down in his pointing hand. and the best thing to do in that situation is to just be a good friend and see what happens, rent a movie together and watch it on a couch or something. sometimes that leads to cuddling. which is always fun. |
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yeah, that's my plan... just see what happens... I'm still happy being friends, but I just want it to be more... I'd rather stay friends then have nothing though... |
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it prolly helps to just relax and be yoself too |
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yeah, but don't think up any expectations |
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I don't really like 'The Fragile' either. Much of it sounds overproduced and uninspired. I do think, however, that 'The Downward Spiral' is one of the best records ever.. It's a finely crafted masterpiece. It's crude and warlike one second, then soft and elegant the next.. And the shifts in mood feel completely natural. Truely the work of a tortured genius. Everytime I hear the song 'a warm place' I cry.. It's so beautiful and enveloping. Have you heard it? |
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low expectations prolly helps u relax more |
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you should download some mc chris mcchris.com/tunes.html it's funny hip hop by a white guy with an annoying voice i highly recoomend fett's vette and dq blizzard |
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yellow5.com/pokey/ achewood.com both are hilarious online comic strips |
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are you feeling better? |
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yeah, thanks guys... |
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funky, you have no need too be depressed, you are a champ, and you rock! |
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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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funk dude... for whatever its worth.. Youve cheered me up with some of the comments you have made on the board dude!! i love you man!!! |
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FuckShaster: you can live with me. I liked shit once. hey man today me and my friends lit a fire and put dog shit on top, it smelt funny. we were really drunk IN THE GOOD OLD CANADA! yeah.... hows that for immaturity at the age of 19! |
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thanks a bunch guys... you're all great people you know... |
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ok heres a poem i wrote I had a small ladybug and it was really cool it was such a small ladybug people said i was a fool for likin that ladybug oh so much but a tragic thing happened someone stepped on the ladybug and it turned to mush i set off on an adventure to cheer myself up so i went to the store and bought a cup it was a cup of great joy and was very cool i showed everyone my cup and they apologized for calling me a fool .........ENJOY! |
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now i'm sad. my girl friend has to entertain her ex for two weeks, and i don't know when i'm going to get to talk to her again... |
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I'm happy!!!! lightsaber!!!! :-))))) |
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